Hey guys long time no see! I have finally gotten to sit down and think on this chapter. I say screw it it's my story and I will repeat stuff if I want to. I'm going to have fun with it and you guys aren't taking that away!!! Okay, enough acting like a psyco let's get this goin!

I don't own: dbz/vmb/cheetohs/outer space/brownies/Disney/waner bros/moonshine/Night Ranger/Lola/or hardly anything in here.

Chapter 7

They landed on their first planet because the jump into ludicrous speed ate up all the gas and the first dragonball happened to be on that planet. Shiru walked off in all of her glory, a white shirt and pink pajama bottoms and her hair up in a messy bun looking like night of the living dead. It was about the middle of the night when Mirai got up the nerve to wake the crew to tell them they had landed.

As a result Mirai now had a black eye, bruised jaw, a lump on his head, and claw marks on his arms for waking everyone from their beauty sleep. Needless to say the beauty part was interrupted. Trunks was the next to walk off with blue boxers and a white wife beater and his hair made him look like an escaped mental patient.

Following closely behind was Goku in his bunny costume pjs complete with ears and booties on the feet with bunny faces on them.

Mirai, on top of the injuries, had on a green bay packers jersey and gray pj bottoms. Gaijin was the last to come out proving his extreme feminism with a green face mask to protect his amazing skin, immortality doesn't keep skin smooth alone! He wore no shirt and black pj bottoms with hello kitten on them and that eye mask you were when your sleep.

The awkward looking group tumbled out to see the planet they landed on. They walked around barely aware of there surroundings. In the shadows moved a quick and silent dog dressed in people cloths.

As Mirai was feeling around for something to grab hold of and steady himself he tripped over some wire. He tumbled backwards and the dragon radar that was not important to talk about until this moment fell out of his pocket.

"You loser," mumbled Gaijin, "find that radar so we can get out of here."

"Giru," said a little electronic voice.

"What was that," asked Shiru now wide awake. Shiru, Goku, Trunks, and Gaijin searched for a ki but non could find one

"Hey look, a sign," said Mirai, "Welcome to Planet Disney Brothers".

"Ah-hee-yuk," said a happy evil voice from the darkness.

"Where did that come from," whispered Mirai, being the only one who refused to use inner ki because it was 'unnatural'. He stepped behind Shiru. She and the others put themselves in fighting position.

"Gee fellas," said a hi pitched voice, "let's not resort to violence and blood." A dog somewhere barked. The voice bounced off the walls making it feel as if they were being surrounded. They looked around trying to keep there heads on.

A little demonic white light began buzzing around Gaijin's head making him freak out. He began shooting ki blasts at it screaming bloody murder.

"BLOODY MURDER BLOODY MURDER!"

"AAAAA, STOP IT GAIJIN TRUNKS YOUR ABOUT TO HIT ME-" Goku was cut off as a fat elephant landed on top of him wearing a little clown hat. The other four laughed at him in his misery.

"Ahahahahaha wow Kakarot, I knew you had bad luck, but the chances of a flying elephant in outer space landing on top of you, that's just said," laughed Shiru holding her sides.

"Oh my kami, Goku, I'm sorry but she is right," said Trunks.

"Yea man, that's just sad," cracked Gaijin.

"Is that elephant flying," asked a very confused Mirai.

"Just shut up," said Gaijin no longer laughing.

"Yea man, why can't you just accept without questioning," asked Trunks, "not everything needs an explanation."

"Guy's," gasped Goku, "can we do this another time….I can't breath!"

"Hey kids, wanna have fun," said the high pitched voice from earlier. Out of the shadows came a tall rat in red shorts with two big yellow buttons with a chainsaw in hand. Behind him was a dog missing an ear dressed in people cloths with a shot gun in his hand. He had one tooth hanging out of his mouth and an orange long sleeved shirt with a brown vest with the sleeves torn off and blue jeans with big shoes.

"Hey Dufus," said the rat, "you up for some huntin'"

"Ah-he-yuck, I dunno Mack, you up for some RACCAR after?"

"Get me my moonshine and we get this party started," said a duck in a blue coat with a blue hat and an eye glass.

"Shut up Screwy McDuck, you know your moonshine business was found out by that damn rabbit Bartle-bee Bunny."

"Yea, took everything but my hood ordainment." Screwy McDuck pulled out a black star dragonball. Goku, Shiru, Trunks, Mirai, and Gaijin's eyes lit up. Goku got up so fast that Dumbass the elephant fell down and he rushed over.

"Hey, if we can get your moonshine back, can you give us that hood ordainment," asked Mirai.

"Well, sure, if you can get my moonshine business up and running I will even send some up with you. Even fill up ya gas tank," said Screwy happily.

"GREAT! Wait, how did you know we needed gas," asked Mirai.

"MIRAI! SERIOUSLY," yelled Trunks, "no, you know what I'm going to let you stack all of this up in your delusional little mind until it drives you as crazy as S-" Shiru quickly covered Trunks's mouth but it was to late, it caught Gaijin's ears. He pulled Trunks close to his face and sneered at him viciously.

"Crazy like who?"

"What?"

"CRAZY LIK WHO DUMBASS!" The elephant perked his ears up. "NOBODY'S TALKING TO YOU FREAK OF NATURE!" The elephant had a sad friendless look on his face.

Mirai pulled the two away from each other. "Hey guys, hate each other later, we need to get a moonshine business back together. Goku, Trunks, and I will stay here and help put stuff back together. Mirai, Gaijin, grandma Shiru, you guys go get the moonshine back."

"Good idea," said Shiru sarcastically.

"Well you're not coming up with anything," snapped Mirai.

"Shut up closet case," she said shoving him.

"Bite me you royal pain in my ass," he said shoving back.

"Why you disrespectful little-"

"Can we get back to our moonshine," interrupted Mack, "you can use my huntin' dog Fi-fi." From behind him jumped a huge yellow dog that was vicious with rabeas. He growled foaming at the mouth and jumped for Goku who was slowly walking up to Fi-fi with his hand stretched out in a friendly manner.

The dog grabbed hold of his arm causing the child form of Goku to scream out in fear and pain. Dufus jumped on the other side grabbing his other arm and the two proceeded to use Goku's body to play a bloody round of tug a war.

"So it's settled," said Mack, "You guys go get the moonshine, and you guys fix up the shower so we can make more.

"So let's go," said Shiru.

………………….(Due to a short in budge we will have to fast forward to this scene)…..

Shiru, Gaijin, and Mirai all walked around the wall, moonshine in hand, sirens going off, lights around every corner dogs on the loose, Elmer Fudge walking around tweaked out with a huge shot gun looking for a rabbit.

They ran into the woods back to the other side.

Meanwhile back on Screwy McDuck's redneck ranch!

"Yeehaw we got it goin, now all we need is the rest of the moonshine and we can open up business," said Screw McDuck.

"What are you talking about," snapped Mack, "you haven't even started! They came back with the stolen moonshine and you started drinking it!"

"So can we have the blackstar dragonball," asked Trunks.

"Yea sure," said the drunk rancher, "take it thanks for all of your help."

……………(fascinating……)…………..

Mirai Vegeta sat in his office of the Ventrue Tower. He never realized how long it took to get from the bottom to the top. He kind of wanted to race the security guard, but then he got to thinking of brownies. Brownies. He wanted one damn it! He pressed the button to his secretary.

"Heather," he said in a very laid back kind of way, "yo, Heather, hey, uh, do you mind getting me some brownies? I would get them myself but I'm kinda scared that if I get up I will float someplace else. I don't want to….No, no wait, let's you get me a ride to the store, I need something to eat, prepare me uh, um, I want to go to a 7 eleven gas station."

"Oh, well, okay sir. Are you feeling okay master?"

"Who are you kidding," Vegeta said to his goul Heather, "man I feel so lost. Look let's chat about it on the way. Let's get some food. But I want to smoke another bowl before they get here."

"Master, don't forget tonight is the collection of the Primogeon to discusse the fate of the malkavian who let his victim get away."

"WHAT! YOU KNOW WHO IT IS DON'T YOU!"

"Uh, no sir, you told me to let you know an hour ahead of time."

"So you don't know right," he asked cautiously.

"Right sir, I have no idea who the malkavian is."

"Good, well, take me to the gas station, I want a brownie, and a pretzel….pretzels are good…."

…………(Lola well I'm not dumb but I can't understand how she looks like a woman but sounds like a man)………

"Was that the boss you were talking to," asked an intern.

"Yes," responded Heather.

"Man, he is so fired up," she said.

"What?"

"He is so far off the deep end he is falling into the deep spaces of thought," she said looking out the window into the night sky.

"Um, have you been smoking weed," asked Heather. They both quieted down as Mirai Vegeta came out dressed in green cargo pants, a white tee, a green button one over it, and a pair of sandles. He came walking out to the stares but stopped and did something that shocked the room. He actually used the elevator.

…..(She walked up to me and she asked me to dance I asked her her name and in a dark brown voice she said "Lola")…

The primogen arrived at the Ventrue tower and took the elevator up. The six walked out and walked up to Heather the secretary and Mirai Vegeta's ghoul. She smiled up at them. "Welcome," she said, "my master had to make an unexpected stop and he will be here as soon as possible."

…………………..(Well I'm not the worlds most masculine man but I know what I am and I'm glad I'm a man and so is Lola)………

Mirai stood infront of the shelf eyeing the chips. He pucked up a bag of Cheetos (I don't own Cheetohs). He stared at them and turned to his driver who was non other then his son's long time friends Gizmo (hey kids remember him? If not don't feel bad he will be reintroduced later I promise). Gizmo had driven Vegeta down to the gas station and Vegeta pulled out a pipe and a bag of weed. Let's just say Gizmo had time to play catch up.

"Hey," said Vegeta holding the bag, "why is there a leopard on the Cheetos bag? Wait a minute. Cheetah, cheetohs, cheetah, (gasp) that's not a leopard, it's a cheetah!"

Gizmo held on to the counter where the slurpies were. He looked around frantically. "Hey, hey Vegeta, I think gravity is losing its affects on me. Damn it I don't want to float away!"

"Come on lets go pay for this stuff," said Vegeta. He walked up to the counter and set all the food down. He smiled at the cashier. "Hey, man, do you live here? I could live here, it has all my favorite stuff in it Oh my kami! Someone had already picked out all my favorite foods and put them here for me to pick up!"

"That will be 47 dollars please," said the cashier.

"And this to," said Gizmo walking up with a giant bag of catfood.

"Catfood," asked Vegeta.

"Yea, so I don't float away, isn't it brilliant!"

"Yea man, we are so buying that!"

"Okay," said the cashier, "your total is 53 dollars."

"53 dollars," said Gizmo, "where are we going to get that kind of money?"

"We could always catch my son and turn him over for the blood hunt money."

"Where is Trunks?"

"Oh, I don't know some place in space. Yea, he broke the masquerade."

"So you are going to turn your own son in? Why not help him out?"

"That reminds me," said Vegeta starting to panic, "I was suppose to meet with the primogen tonight! Let's get back!"

"Are we okay to drive," he asked.

"Hey, are you going to pay for this food,' demanded the cashier.

"Oh yea, here keep the change," said Vegeta giving him exactly 53 dollars. They raced slowly to the car and drove off at lightening fast 20 mph. Vegeta turned on the radio and music started to play and they both sang along with it.

You're motoring
What's your price for flight
In finding Mister Right
You'll be all right tonight

Babe, you know you're growing up so fast
And momma's worrying that you won't last to say, let's play
Sister Christian, there's so much in life
Don't you give it up before your time is due
It's true, it's true, yeah

Motoring

What's your price flight

You got him in your sights

And drive all through the nigh

Gizmo gasped "Ohmykami, oh, my, kami, who sings this!"

"Night Ranger man," said Vegeta annoyed, "Night…..Ranger!"

"Yea, okay, I jus freaked is all. Well here is Ventrue Tower. Have fun." Vegeta stepped out of the car and looked up at the stars. Space, his son was up there now, Vegeta had to save him from the danger he had put himself in here on earth before he got back. The bloodhunt could not win.

………………………………………(Lola lo lo lo la lola)……

Okay so it has been a LONG time but here is an update.

Next time:

The battle of the bloodhunts starts in the Ventrue tower as Vegeta tries to protect his son. The others land on a planet