Disclaimer: unfortunately I don't own the Clique... that makes me sad. ):
A/N:Please do not feel offended by the contents of this chapter.
"Ehmagawd! Purple or white you guys?" Massie frantically flipped through her dresses hoping that a perfect pair would just fall into her hands.
"I don't know why you're so worried about which dress you wear Massie." Kristen says as she casually flipped through the sports section of a BCBG magazine.
But Massie had to look good. This IS after all HER party.
Massie looked at the others for support but was disappointed when she saw none of them paying even the slightest attention. Alicia was texting "a certain someone" while Dylan was introducing a power bar of some sort to Claire. Massie was furious.
"HELLO! Earth to TPC!" Alicia finally looked up.
She smiled sweetly trying not to show her irritation, "purple is perfect Massie."
Massie looked at the others once again and snapped her fingers. They all looked up, smiled and nodded. Satisfied, Massie half walked, half skipped to the purple dresses section.
As she looked around, her gaze fell upon god itself. This is it Massie! The PERFECT dress! It was the new purple Marc Jacobs dress that was just shipped in. It was strapless and ended at mid-thigh. It accentuated her curves with stripes of different shades of purple. Massie screamed in joy which alerted the rest.
"What's wrong?!?" Kristen was the first to run to Massie while the rest dragged themselves, half out of breath towards where Massie was standing.
"I found the PERFECT dress!" Massie squealed.
"Ugh Massie! What was that for?! Do you know how hard it is to run in these Dolce and Gabbana peep toed stilettos?" Dylan said, trying to catch her breath.
"Go try it on!" Alicia insisted.
Massie rushed into the dressing room.
"Drum roll pleeeeease." Kristen grabbed a close by drum from the counter.
A gorgeous Massie cat walked out of the dressing room. The girls were stunned by the dress's beauty. It fitted Massie perfectly and highlighted all her curves. She was like a goddess. Massie smirked as the girls continued to gape at her.
"I've never seen anything like this." Claire let out an amazed sigh.
"I mean look at the color and just the pattern on it is utterly flawless." Alicia was mesmerized.
"AHEM, are you guys forgetting something?!" Massie pointed both hands towards herself and put on an annoyed face.
"Oh you look gaw-jous as usual mass!" Kristen flashed her killer smile.
"Yea mass! You're like a goddess!" Dylan finally finished her frozen yogurt.
The girls all squealed and danced around.
"Okay it's time you guys get dressed too." Massie gestured them to pick a dress.
After the girls went their separate ways, Massie couldn't resist looking at herself once again. She stood in front of her diamond encrusted mirror admiring herself. She blew a kiss before she left to check up on bean.
Meanwhile……
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"this is Alicia Rivera. Reporting to you LIVE in Massie block's infamous closet. Well duh cuz ah-bviously I'm alive. Anyways. I am in search of an utterly an ah-mazing dress that even massie will give a 10 to!
Today's weather is nice with a slight scent of chanel perfume and a splash of coffee. What's this? A rumbling noise?
Ladies and gentlemen! I bring you shocking news. A recent dress avalanche has just happened. A pile of shockingly kuh-yoot dresses has just appeared in front of my buh-yoo-tiful face. Excusei moi while I go and dig out that beauty. Alicia OUT!"
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Bean was as usual, sitting there and barking while he observed his surroundings. Not that he doesn't know quite well. He suddenly stopped barking when he saw the gorgeous pug that Sarah Jessica Parker was holding on the magazine cover. But when he saw Massie, he jumped up and ran to give Massie a kiss. Massie hugged bean and gave him a kiss. Bean was relaxed and went back to looking at the girl pug. Massie was rubbing bean behind the ears when she suddenly jumped at the vibration from her razor. She flipped out her razor.
From: Leesh
To: Mass
Mass get your butt here to the Ralph Lauren walkway! From: Mass
To: Leesh
I'll b rite there.From: Dyl
To: Massie
Mass meet me at the Gucci walkway. I think my eyes just popped out.From: Mass
To: Dyl
Wha?...From: Kris
To: Mass, Dyl, Leesh
Ehmagawd, you guys. Should I wear a necklace AND a bracelet?From: Leesh
To: Kris
Ehmagawd, Kris. Get..From: Dyl
To: Kris
Whatever makes u look kuh-yoot. DUH!From: Mass
To: Leesh, Dyl, Kris
HELLO?! There is only one of me! Can you guys all go purchase a brain?! Just meet at the Marc Jacobs walkway.Massie walked to where the walkway was just as the girls assembled in one like behind the curtains of the walkway. The curtains slip open as the girls model walked out onto the walkway. Alicia was wearing a red vintage Ralph Lauren halter dress with layers of ruffles. Claire was wearing a baby blue Chanel V-neck dress that reached the ground with a dark blue satin bow at the waist. Dylan was wearing an emerald one-shouldered dress with an extravagantly decorated hem straight out of fashion week. Massie had been sitting at the judges table, with a short, fake, goatee. She looked like she was pondering as she rubbed her fake facial hair. She was holding a card and hesitated. Then she raised up a 10 for all the girls with a big grin.
They all giggled and came down the walkway.
"Picture time!" Massie said as she dragged them to the picture studio on the third floor.
They took a bunch of pictures. From sexy, to cute, to silly, to group photos. They giggle every once in a while as they all made funny faces, and poses. They printed it out and decided to save them for a scrap book.
Massie looked at the clock…only an hour left…..somehow Massie felt she was forgetting something. The girls all went downstairs to get something to drink.
"Oh no!" Massie said in horror, "we forgot the streamers! Come on you guys! Help!"
They frantically started putting the streamers up. "We'll never finish in time." Claire said with a worried expression.
"Um I have just one teeny question." Kristen was standing there staring at Massie.
"Whut?" Massie said as she pulled out a strip of streamers and handed the roll to Kristen as she taped it on the wall.
"why do we need streamers again?" Kristen said as she examined the streamers.
"Kristen, are you a copy of the SAT?" Massie asked still putting up the streamers.
"Um…no." Kristen handed Massie the roll of streamers.
"Then why do you have so many questions?" Kristen could hear the irritation and frustration in Massie's voice.
Getting down from the chair, Massie was about to give up when Alicia suddenly spoke up.
"Leave it to me!" Alicia piped up. She quickly flipped out her phone and started dialing.
"Hello?" a sweet voice answered the phone.
"Hey can you get the guys to come over to help us with something?" Alicia said sweetly, "puh-leeeeeeaaase." Alicia made it dramatic by batting her eyelashes.
The girls giggled.
"No problem." Josh replied.
"Thank you dahling. I love you." Alicia closed her phone and continued smiling at us.
"You're my savior Leesh!" Massie screamed.
The girls kept working until the doorbell rang.
Kristen was the first one down. She smoothed her hair and opened the door. Massie gave a cute grin as she welcomed the guys in. as griffin walked in the door, he smiled and winked at Kristen. Kristen giggled and grinned as she saw griffin wearing the team shirt that she had given him last Christmas. Griffin and Kristen hugged and walked together to the dining room to put up streamers.
Cam decided to surprise Massie so he snuck up behind her while she was watching Claire fixing the streamer. He hugged her from behind and picked her up. Massie was surprised but she turned around and hugged him back. Cam twirled her around, earning giggles from Massie.
Alicia had seen josh but had purposely ignored him.
"Don't I get a hug Rivera?" josh said with a smirk on his face.
"Oh? I hadn't seen you." Alicia said innocently, "I didn't know you needed a hug."
Alicia smirked sexily and batted her eyelashes. Josh lunged towards Alicia and hugged her tightly. Claire was standing on a high chair which worried derrick. And just as he suspected, she fell as she was coming down.
"Eep!" Claire squeaked as she was caught.
She let out a sigh and hugged derrick.
Kemp had been watching Dylan eat her power bar. He snuck up behind her and stole her power bar. Dylan was surprised and smiled. She lunged at Kemp's back as he got ready to give her a piggyback ride. They zoomed around the room almost knocking over griffin and Kristen. Kristen had not been able to reach a high part of the dining room so griffin had let her sit on his shoulders.
They had all changed so they wouldn't wrinkle their dresses.
After about 45 minutes, they finally finished. "The guests should be arriving any time now." Massie said as she walked upstairs with the girls to change, "Can you guys please open the door if anyone arrives?" Massie asked sweetly. cam nodded. After they came down, the guys gaped and blushed. But the girls had to admit, they were pretty.
The doorbell suddenly rang and Massie went to open the door. A bunch of LBR's walked in gaping at her house.
"Ehmagawd! I can't believe it's Massie Block! We looove your website!!" they said as they stepped in the house.
Massie rolled her eyes as she waited for more guests....many guests later, Massie got tired and Alicia took the post.
Suddenly Alicia's smile turned to a frown.
"It's Olivia and her 'posse' Massie!" Alicia called.
"Just tell my bodyguard to take them away." Massie said irritatingly.
Alicia used the walky-talky. Moments later, Alicia could hear the bodyguard's booming voice and Olivia's shrill screeching. Alicia snickered as Massie gestured the girls over to where she was standing. They looked out the window and started laughing. There at the door was Olivia holding onto the door handle as the bodyguard was dragging her away by her feet. Finally after numerous struggles and tugging, Olivia was gone and more guests arrived.
After Alicia got tired, she switched with Kristen, Kristen switched with Claire and Claire with Dylan until all the guests arrived. Dylan walked back to the party and spotted Kemp not far away talking to derrick. She walked up and blew Kemp a kiss before leaving to find the girls. They were at the drinks table discussing about the hideous outfits some of the LBRs were wearing.
"Ugh it's so loud in here!" Kristen said with irritation.
"Then shall we head upstairs?" griffin said with a grin.
They all agreed and silently snuck upstairs. They let out a sigh once they got into Massie's room. It was finally quiet and peaceful. They were sitting there staring at each other in awkward silence till cam's stomach let out a rumble. The girls broke into a fit of giggles. Cam blushed a crimson red. Massie, still giggling, pressed a button as a small refreshment table popped out.
"Help yourselves," Massie said as she poured herself some chai latte.
Dylan couldn't help but to grab a bunch of chips and chocolate. She started piling her plate with food and grabbed an iced coke can.
"Dylan!" Massie glared at the innocent girl.
"Come on Massie, just for a today." Kemp defended.
"fine." Massie said, rolling her eyes.
Dylan pretended to wipe a tear from her eye. She hugged Kemp and shared her chips with him.
Massie walked towards cam. Cam was casually sitting on her pink sequined Gucci soft sofa-chair that she had ordered from the T-Vogue catalogue 2 months ago. As she got close, he pulled her on her lap.
"Grapes?" he asked with a grin? "Why of course." Massie replied in an arrogant manner.
Cam chuckled as he pretended to drop a grape in Massie's mouth and pulling away before Massie could get it earning him a slap on the arm.
Meanwhile, Kristen was looking through the sports section of, this time, T-Vogue. Griffin chuckled as he saw her mortified "that's totally the wrong outfit" face. She had flipped to a page with a bright red Juicy sweatshirt and a dark blue-ish gray pair of Pink exercise shorts and a big brown Logo on the back and a matching black pair of knee high socks. Quickly flipping the page, she mumbled to herself. something about slutty wannabes. She suddenly giggled as griffin said she would look so much better in those outfits.
Josh and Alicia were just randomly IMing on their phone to each other about funny jokes and puns.
HolaGurll has just signed in.
Joshisthehotz has just signed in.
HolaGurll: ugh. No one's on!
Joshizthehotz: is it not fun to talk to me?
HolaGurll: no…just I wanted to talk to a girl.
Joshizthehotz: but I can be girly.
HolaGurll: honestly josh. I mean like gossip.
Joshizthehotz: psh. I can ttly do that. Like DUH
HolaGurll: still not the same!
Joshizthehotz: there's no difference.
HolaGurll: ugh earth to josh! Heck to the yes there is! That's not called gossiping.
Joshizthehotz:THERE IS NO FRIGGIN DIFFERENCE!
HolaGurll: josh, my naïve little boy. Do u no the difference btwn a sports store and a shoe store?
Joshizthehotz:what?
HolaGurll: A sports store has balls!
Josh suddenly bursted out laughing which echoed off the walls and caused everyone to look at him. He decided to share the joke which made everyone else laugh hysterically.
After minutes of laughter and giggling, Massie looked at the clock. Whoa! It's been 3 hours already?
"Come on you guys, we should go downstairs before the guests think we were abducted by aliens." Claire giggled as they all head down the winding staircase.
But as they got closer to the end, they had wished they hadn't.
Their elementary rivals Skye, Nina, Olivia, Layne, Nikki and the rest of their wannabe crew were standing right by the staircase chatting, as if they were waiting for them. The girls immediately slipped back up the stairs while the guys continued down.
"How did they get in here?!" Alicia almost screamed, "And most importantly I made sure to scratch Nina's name off the list!!"
"Yea! We all saw how the bodyguard dragged Olivia out." Kristen said as she pretended to be holding on to the doorknob struggling not to let go.
Massie and Dylan snickered. They all agreed to ignore them unless they start ruining the party.
Once again, they walked down those stairs. But this time, they decided to make a big entrance. Massie pushed a button on the staircase and the whole downstairs went dim. A curtain closed at the end of the stairs (I wonder why they even have one there) and a spotlight flashed everywhere. There was "ooohh" and "aaaaahhh"s coming from the audience. There was drum roll...
"Ladies and gentlemen! Your princesses of the night!" The five boys announced.
"Get ready girls!" Massie quietly squealed.
-cue music(The Best Damn Thing)- as they got to the last 15 stairs or so, the curtains opened and the spotlight followed them all the way down. The crowed was wild as the girls struck a pose. Cameras flashed as if they were at a movie premiere. They could all see Olivia, Nina, etc glare at them in burning jealousy. They pretended to roll their eyes and not care. Trying to hold their anger in, they stomped away as the crowd kept cheering.
As the crowd departed, cam came up to Massie.
"Would this lovely lady like to dance with this fine gentleman?" he said as he bowed and offered his hand. Massie giggled.
"Why of course" she said putting her hands in his, in the most elegant way.
The girls were awestruck but soon realized that they wanted to be like Massie too. Where was their prince? As they turned around, they grinned. Four guys bowed and offered their hands. Of course they immediately took it and danced away.
As time passed, some LBRs went home because of curfew. Massie rolled her eyes as many of the girls waved and once again complimented her and her house.
As the song came to an end, cam whispered in Massie's ear. "Will you be my girlfriend?"
Massie screamed "YES!" which startled the rest and many of the guests. Massie hugged cam and cam hugged back. Cam held her hand as he took her outside. The girls were sharp and had noticed, so they decided to take a look for themselves. Cam and Massie sat down and looked like they were talking.
"What do u think he's saying?" Alicia whispered. They suddenly stopped when cam reached behind his back.
Massie was anxious as he pulled a little box out.
"Close your eyes." Massie shut them tightly with excitement. Cam got up and went behind Massie. He put something on her neck and sat back to where he was before. Massie gasped. The girls gasped.
"It's a necklace!" the girls all said in unison.
"Is it real gold?" the girls gave Dylan a "DUH!" look.
Massie thought she heard someone and looked their way. They ducked just in time and let out a sigh.
"Whew that was close." said Claire as she pretended to wipe a sweat drop off her face. They slipped back to their partners just as Massie and cam walked back with smiling faces.
The girls all gathered around Massie. "Sooo, tell us what happened with caaaaaam?" Claire cooed.
Massie blushed and showed them the pure gold diamond necklace. The girls gaped but looked back at Massie. Massie had a big grin on her face
"HE ASKED YOU OUT?!" the girls all squealed as Massie nodded.
They could see the guys' eyes widen not far away.
They dragged Massie, once again, up those winding stairs. "Wait." Massie suddenly stopped in her tracks. She suddenly made a right turn and went down the hall.
"I'll be right there!" Massie hollered as she ran down the hall. She opened the double doors to her indoor pool. She quietly sat down and did the one thing she needed to do. Her state of the union of course!
Username:Supercalifragisexy
Password:iheartbeanx3
Welcome Massie!
My room 3
All about Moi!
State of the Union
Tips
TPC news
My closet
My Calendar
State of the Union
InXout
Gold necklacesXParty decorations
Back to school partyXLBRs
CameronFisherXSKYEHAMILTON!
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My room 3
All about Moi!
State of the Union
Tips
TPC news
My closet
My Calendar
August 29
-Anniversary of Cassie
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The girls shut the door once they got to Massie's room. "Where is it? Where is it?" Alicia says as she frantically flipped through a bunch of magazines.
"Oh here it is!" Alicia says as she took out an issue of cosmogirl.
They decided to relax for a while as they waited for massie. Dylan pulled out her cell and checked her messages. "Ugh." she said as she read through all the new messages sent by LBRs who wanted to get close to her only to meet the celebs.
From: 1(212)238-9154
To: Dylan
Heeeyyyyy! This is Marisa! U no? From your art class? Listen, I have like a small party with like a bunch of friends, u wanna come? It would b so awesome if u did!
Luh-v,
Marisa
P.S. do u thnk u could invite Chace Crawford? ;D
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From: 1(212)527-9962
To: Dylan
Ehmagawd! Dylan Marvil! I like so totally know everything about you! I am totally your BIGGEST FAN! You're like the epitome of greatness! YOU+TRIANGLE=FISH! (sorry I have a fetish with triangles and fishies! Teehee!)
SHIA LABEOUF FTW!
YOUR FRIGGIN BIGGEST FAN WHO TOTALLY WANTS TO BLOW YOUR MIND,
Samantha
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There was dead silence as the girls were all reading something. For a while Alicia kept staring at a particular book on Massie's desk that she was supposed to read during the summer. Romeo and Juliet. Alicia never got the plot of Romeo and Juliet since she had already read it last year.
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ROMEO
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(kisses JULIET, takes out the poison)
Come, bitter conduct, come, unsavory guide.
…………
ROMEO dies
JULIET
Yea, noise? Then I'll be brief. O happy dagger,
This is thy sheath. There rust and let me die.
(stabs herself with ROMEO's dagger and dies)
What's with this book?! First of all. why do they both die? It's totally pointless! And I mean LOOK at their HIDEOUS outfit! Eh-magawd it's like so UGH! and their teeth. GUH-ROSS! How can they even survive the stench and their nontoilet bathrooms?!?! I mean do they even have bathrooms?! And second of all, what's with Shakespeare? He wastes like all this time only to write a sad/tragic story?! Talk about influencing children to go against their parents…not that I care…whatev! no wonder so many people suicide these days…IT'S TOTALLY SHAKESPEARE'S FAULT!
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Claire was just sitting there, minding her own business when suddenly, her pocket vibrated.
Call from Derrick3
"Hey Derrick!"
"Guess where I am?"
"Where?"
"The track field at school!"
"Why're you there? It's like what? 12 midnight?"
"Oh. Cuz the guys decided to do sprints to practice for our game tomoro. And plus, the lights in the stadium is on. And guess how fast I ran?!"
-Claire's phone suddenly had a malfunction.-
"WHAT?! You're fat?!"
"No! guess how FAST I ran?"
"HUH? You're fasting? Since when did you become a Jew?"
"NO! ugh forget it."
"okay…so you're a fat jew?"
"…wha? I was asking you to guess how fast I ran!"
"right…" claire could barely make out what Derrick was saying.
"okay…anyways. so today, I felt lucky and I took a shot at trying to beat my fastest 200 meter dash. And guess what?! I BEAT IT BY .1 SECONDS!"
"ehmagawd! You shot someone?! YOU'RE A JUVI?"
"EHMAGAWD you're a fat jew-vi?"
"uh r u feeling okay claire?"
"what? I'm feeling perfectly fine. Why do you ask?"
"nevermind.….i'll talk to you later…"
"okay! Ttyl!"
Massie had finished what she needed to do and checked her clock. She stood up and frantically grabbed her laptop. Just as she was about to exit the room, Dempsey Soloman grabbed the doorknob.
"what are you doing soloman?" massie asked with a stern tone.
"ohh nothing." Dempsey came infront of massie with a smirk.
Massie backed up to the wall and became nervous. She pulled out her iPhone without Dempsey noticing and txted cam.
From: Mass
To: Cam
HELP! I'm at the pool!