Little Pan: I'm going to sing you a song grandpa.

Goku: Okay Pan!

Little Pan: oh ah ah ah ah GET UP COME ON GET DOWN TIH THE SICKNESS!

Goku: (hiding beind a rock in fear) that's very nice pan…..

Haha thought I would start out with a funny scenario. Now I guess I should disclaimer it sense I haven't bothered for a while. And do you know why? BECAUSE I DIDN'T THINK OF IT!

On the last episode of dragon ball z

Goku: I didn't take Viagra I took Cialus

Vegeta: An erectile disfunction!

Trunks: Nocturnal Emission

Little Pan: SICKNESS

MIrai: Psyche Boobs

Gaijin: Say what! That didn't happen here! Gozar said that stuff on his youtube videos!

Me: SHUT UP LET ME HAVE MY LAUGHS

Gaijin:…..stoner…..

Vegeta: seriously you need a life!

Me: I do have a life, in fact I just recently won two awards plus a free scholarship. I won 800 at a piano competition, 300 at an art contest, and free scholarship for photography.

Vegeta: God you sad

Chapter 11

Vegeta and King Vegeta walked down to the beach in Santa Monica. When they arrived their was a group of older teens hanging around a fire. They looked at the group curiously and walked up.

"Look," said one without a shirt, "it's like we told you types about a thousand times. We know we can't hunt round here, just leave us in peace would ya" He had an Australian accent. He was a well built young man of about 6 feet and short auburn hair. Vegeta and King both exchanged looks and looked at him.

"Say what," they asked.

"You mean you ain't here to run us off?"

"No," said King, "I couldn't care less where you hang out."

"Mind if I ask you a question," said Vegeta.

"Sure, you would be the first to bother talking to us. What is your question."

"The night air, do you sense something different about it?"

"No," he said, "I'm new to this world."

"Well, we aren't vampires," said King.

"Really? I sense it comin from you."

"We hang around a few," said king.

"Really? I thought you types weren't allowed to know any of us exist."

"Well we aren't but one thing led to another 20 years ago or so," said Vegeta.

"Well, names E. The pretty pistol over there is Rosa, sees the future, so she says, the nervous bloke over there is Julious, and the other is Cameron. They are new to this world but maybe Rosa can give you some answers."

"Why are you hiding out on a beach," asked Vegeta.

"Well, about 6 months ago I had come out here for the surf tourney. I met here their standing with her surf board ready to hit the waves. She had a natural beauty, not like all the plastic dolls that littered the sand."

"Is there a point to this," said Vegeta.

"Sure is. She is the reason I'm still on this beach. She told me what I was, told me what I had become. I was furious. I cursed her and left. I guess I wouldn't be here if I didn't think she would turn up one of these nights."

"What clan are you guys from," asked King.

"Clan? Now see, I've heard all that stuff before but what I don't understand is the rules and why so many out there are trying to kill us!"

"Where is she now," asked Vegeta slowly coming up iwht a plan. King looked at his son and saw the wheels turning in his head.

"Dunno. But if your going to look for her I would appreciate it. You might want to start at the dinner, that's where all of this started."

"Yea, we will keep in touch,' said Vegeta turning around to leave.

King followed his son leaving the dumbstruck thin blood behind. "What are you thinking about," he asked suspiciously.

"You remember the girl my son attacked? The one that got away?"

"Yea," he said.

"Well now that a blood hunt has been called she will be thrown back out to be hunted down to. I know this girl and don't want her getting involved any further then she has."

"Who is she?"

"Her name is Victoria Stanford. I had no idea who she was at first but when we ran a DNA test on her I found that I had met her once before. Back during Mirai's possession He went on this crazy rampage. He had raped one woman, some blue blood from Ireland. I dunno, don't really care, well Victoria is the result of letting the woman live."

"Wow, so she is your other granddaughter."

"It would seem this way. I have an idea but I need this other girl first."

They walked down to the near by dinner called Dinner. They walked in and saw an older woman working the cash register wearing cloths so tacky Gaijin or Bulla would have cringed at the sight.

"Help ya," she asked with a cigarette hanging out of her mouth.

"Um…yea….we are wondering if you ever heard the term thin blood before," said King. Vegeta was busy hiding behind his father to protected him from the unbelievable tackiness. Her make up was on heavily and she had a scary mole on her face.

"Hmm sounds familiar. Thin blood. Is that one of those tropical diseases," she asked.

"Where did you hear it," asked King slowly backing up as she scrached her big white hair with an ugly orange bow in it.

"Now where did I hear that." Her breath smelled like old people and fish chunks that had been left out in the sun for way to long.

"S-s-some pretty pale girl say it," asked Vegeta trying to ignore the fact that she wore no shoes and her feet smelled almost as bad as her breath.

"Oh, yea, that girl. Nice girl. First decent human being I seen in here for a long time. Yea, she looked so hungry but didn't order a thing. Just asked if she could stay for a bit. Then she tipped and left. Strange."

"yea, that's all we needed to know," said King now trying to escape the hell that was the dinner.

"oh, wait, she left her stuff here. You two seem to know her why don't you give it back to her." The two looked around in horror. They then realized that she had a piece of lettuce stuck in her teeth. They slowly walked up to the purse and lifted it. Underneath was a fatty white color that had been smeared on the counter.

"Is that mayonnaise," asked King.

"Yea, what are you the health inspector?"

"Is that guy cooking with no shoes on," asked Vegeta.

"When was the last time someone mopped this floor!?"

"You know, the last health inspector had the decency to at least make it obvious that he was asking for a bribe. Here's fifty bucks, I get to live the dream for another month. Yay," she was very sarcastic about the lat part. The other two didn't care, they wanted the hell out of their. They turned around and ran for the hills.

Once outside the dinner Vegeta stopped and looked in an alley way, he could swear he had just seen a pair of green and blue eyes. He shook his head, he was imagining things.

(Combat: An area where you are aloud to use full vampire ability with no penalty)

Shiru, Gaijin, Goku, Trunks, and Mirai walked down to the near by lake. A man sat in the boat with a snazzy suit on and a long fishing pole.

"Are you fishing in a suit," asked Trunks.

"Yea, I'm putting on the ritz," he said happily.

"Riiight," said Trunks. He turned around to leave but Shiru grabbed hold of him and pulled him back.

"Are you Jack," asked Goku.

"Sure am, what can I do for you youngins?"

"We are looking for a black star dragonnball that you found," said Goku, "we came all the way from earth just to find it."

:"Yea, we already have five and you have number six," said Trunks.

"Wow, you came a long way just to get this silly little ball," he said, "it must mean the world to you."

"Well, it means our worlds safety," said Goku.

"Really"

"Yea," said Mirai, "if we don't get them all in one year our world will be destroyed,"

"Wow that is important and your year is almost up. Only a few months left. I will have to have a trade then." Shiru floated over to the mans boat and sat across from him so the two could talk quietly in private.

"Well the thing is I need help. My daughter, she needs to marry someone. I want her to marry someone who can give her knowledge of a whole new world. A dazzling place I've never been. I'm like a shooting star, I've come so far, and can't go back to where I-"

"Yes, yes, I saw that movie to. What are your thoughts on the saiyan race?"

"Well, I think they are good people," he said.

"Really," asked Shiru shocked.

"Well, yea, sure they destroyed and killed a lot of people. But they rebelled against the tyrant that terrorized everyone, and even killed him twice. I think that is good enough for commandment. Besides, they never bothered us any."

"Well, I happen to know an eligible saiyanjin prince about your daughters age."

"There are saiyans still alive?"

"Only a few, but he is only half saiyan."

"Really. Well, how do you propose we have a wedding in a hurry."

"Well we have met Serine already. Trunks over there, the tall one with short black hair, he is madly in love with her. I don't know about marriage but maybe we can pull it off if we get them drunk. Really drunk." Jack smiled at her.

"A most brilliant plan." The two cackled in a evil way. They rowed to shore and walked up to the small group.

"I am having a most fabulous party. You should all attend," said Jack. They smiled.

(Masquerade: You may only use powers or abilities that will not break the masquerade and make the existence of vampires obvious)

M.V. walked down the halls to the small room where he was keeping Victoria. He looked in the window and saw her sitting on the floor. Her cloths were still bloodstained and her face was tear stricken. He walked in and stood .

"Please," she whispered, "please let me go. I don't know what I did but I'm sorry."

"You didn't do it," he said looking down at her, "Which is why I'm letting you out. Now I want you to listen very carefully. I am taking you to a bus station and I am buying you tickets out of here. If you breath a word of what has happened over the last few months someone will kill you. All I ask in return is your silence."

"You have kept me in this room for several months. I smell like it! I barely see any sunlight, I am fed poorly. I'm shocked I am even still alive. Why should I keep quiet for you?"

"Because if you don't I will make you like me," he said sadly.

"What are you talking about?"

"You remember me don't you?"

"Yes, you and that psycho attacked me."

"I did no such thing. It was all the psycho, I gave you cab fair."

"Well, yes, but that is beside the point." She looked at him angrily. Suddenly she saw four tiny sharp teeth begin to grow. She backed up against the wall in fear. Her breath was shaking and her eyes threatened to tear up. The man came closer to her. She wanted to s ink into the wall and disappear. A hand slammed the wall next to her head . She looked at the outstretched arm and into the eyes of the monster keeping her hostage.

"What are you," she breathed.

"The worse thing that could ever happen to you is becoming me. To be cursed to what the world change and those around you age and die. To be haunted by memories of everyone you ever knew and loved. You refuse to leave I will pass the curse to you. If you leave I will be sure that you are well protected. No one will have any idea who you are or what has happened to you. You can live out the rest of your pathetic life like every other human that infests this planet. Do you understand me?"

She just nodded.

(Elysium: An area were absolutely no power or fighting is allowed)

Salem walked down the street hiding from the cop cars and ambulances. She was not going back no matter what. She was getting her son back. She ran down an alley and found herself behind the night club asylum. She ran around but found herself on the ground in the back. A sharp pain had entered her stomach and she looked up. A woman stood before her with her fingers soaked in Salems blood.

"Who-who," she struggled to say.

"Malkav child. I am Malkav. My dear girl. You suffer a fate woven by me and I release you."

"The malkav reverses a fate woven by her sire,' she gasped. It was in her dreams. Haunter her for almost a year. This was what she saw. No one would listen to her and now here she lay in an alley killed by a rising Father. Malkav walked forward and put her hand on Salems forhead.

"Sleep," she said to Salem, "sleep and it will all be over. No more voices, no more pain, no more suffering. Just sleep." Salem let her eyes slip closed, never to open again, she knew, but it seemed better this way.

(Who actually reads this?)

The party was pumpin and everyone was going wild. If there was one thing the nutcases here knew how to do it was party! Trunks and Serine were both so drunk they looked ready to keel over at any given moment.

"Hey," said Jack, "here's a nutty idea. How about you two get married." The two of them laughed at the idea.

"Oh, what a wonderful idea," said Dian, very aware of the plan.

"Sure why not," asked Shiru, "you guys both like to drink, you are both in love with each other." Goku sat to the side feeling really guilty. Mirai and Gaijin where trying to reassure him and the priest was present just in case.

"Sure," slurred Trunks. "lets do it baby."

"You know what. That is a grrreat idea….lets do it like right now."

"Did you know that I am almost 30 and I have never been married," he said now leanging against her.

"Really? Me too," she said in shock. The two began to giggle.

"Now, I'm not a virgin or anything I just never wanted to get married."

"Exactly, why save myself for something I never want to do."

"Marriage is over rated!"

"YEA!"

"FUCK THE POLIE!"
"YEA!"
"FUCK LAWS!"
"YEA!"
"FUCK AUTHORITY!"
"YEAH!"
"AND FUCK TRADITIONS!"
"HELLZ YEA!"
"Hey, lets get married," eh said looking into her eyes.

"Why?":

"Marriage out of rebellion!"

"LETS DO IT!"

"Perfect," said the priest.

"I-I-I have a wedding vow I woud like to make,' said Serine, "Trunks I have only known you for two hours. Your hot then your cold, your in then your out, your yes then your no, your up then your down."

"I have one to," he said hodling up to fingers, "I don't wanna close my eyes. I don't wanna fall asleep cause I'dmiss you baby and I don't wanna miss a thing."

"Do you Serine," asked the priest.

"aye aye captain."

"Do you Trunks?"

"AYE AYE CAPTAIN!"

"Ooo, who lives in da piapple under the lake that's big and blue and full of fish," ranted Serine.

"Your just making words up,' laughed Trunks. A camera was put in his face and he said to it. "You know what people at home. This is my new wife, and I'm going to love and cherish her and go fishing when she isn't looking."

Both unfortunate drunks passed out.

(ah-la-la-la answer the phone infidel!)

So this is a good place to stop. We are coming near the end and Dr. Whatshisface will be discovered at the next and final dragonball. What happened with the others you ask? We said screw you to boring chapters!I want to keep this going as long as I can before I restart with saga 1.

I want to leave this open for a chapter full of humorous drama. I want to make you laugh so hard blood comes out of your noses! Of course we all know that probably wont happen but hey what the hell.

And now for some responses to my favorite reviewers!

Shahi: Yea, you need to be patient I only have so much time on my hands right now as you may have guessed after reading the stuff before the chapter if you ever bother with it.

I-Love-Trunks1: Yea I loved writing that last chapter it filled me with warm fuzzies

Fan-to-fiction: Yes, he stole the dress, and yes you did love that chapter, and yes, I like a shoe with a large toung.

And now to leave you with these words of wisdom:

Quitters never win and winners never quit, but those who never win and never quit are IDIOTS

Vegeta: WHAT! WHAT ABOUT THE DAM DISCLAIMER!

Me: fuck the police!

Vegeta: 0.o what….

( I would just like to say that I do not condone in fucking the police nor breaking any laws other then the couple I do on a regular bases)