It's 12….Alicia thought to herself as she stared blankly at her apple mac screen. She double clicked the large E icon, wondering to herself why they made it lower case instead of capitalized.

A pop up popped up. She clicked on the tiny icon on the left corner of the screen.

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You know what I hate MORE thanFabulousDuhlivia's orange Crocs? An army of skanks that doesn't know their place at OCD. EVERYONE should know the rules and if you don't abide by those rules don't think you'll be able to get away with it. This isn't just for only the girls OCD. For all of you who read MY blog, these are the top 6 thinsgs that you should know.
1. EVUHRYTHING I say is true.
2. Don't EVER spill latte on your girlfriends' new outfit. Unless it's uh-gly of
course.
3. Don't EVER be an Apple-C.
4. DON'T go mess up your school's alpha's latest Marc Jacobs beach collection,
because you'll be more out than last season's Gucci pumps. 3
5. Lastly, DON'T EVER have a party without inviting TPC. Cuz well, it ah-bviously
won't be a party without them!
6. More important than lastly, DON'T EVER STEAL TPC'S BOYFRIENDS.

Consider this a warning girls. You know you love me! Hugs and smooches!

GossipQueen3

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--Comments on post--

SexaeRenae: EHMAGAWD! Duhlivia has Crocs? Ewwwwww.

GaBbY11: I LUH-V your blog x 10! It's soo ah-mazing and all! But aw-nestly, no one HAS 2 follow wut u say u no? like it'd b impossible 4 u 2 no who other ppl from like Weschester Middle School anyways…
Iceprincessx3: Yea I ttly uh-gree with GaBbY11! I mean we luh-v u and all but that's a bit 2 far.
GossipQueen: RME. Uh *scoffs* yea. I don't think u guys should b talking about me right now, mayb try focusing on your luh-v lives? I mean aw-nestly GaBbY11, that lay-me greeting with BabemagneT? And wut uh-bout u Iceprincessx3? A confession behind the dumpster?
GaBbY11: .gawd. u r going WAY 2 far! I am SOOOO deleting you off my blogs 2 read list!
GossipQueen: Oh boohooboohoo. I can just cry, but I wont. And uh let's nawt forget, there's still EVUH-RY-ONE else who still reads my blog that ja'dores me.
Iceprincessx3: It was my one chance that we were alone! You…YOU #$%&!!!!!!!
GossipQueen: puh-lease, do u really consider that an insult?

AnOnYmOuS: What's an Apple-C?

FashionMassiequin: ehmagawd. Ja'dore the top 6. That's soo true.
GossipQueen: I no! ever since the day that duhlivia thought she could get Josh, I had already planned this out. RME. She is SUCH a loser.

KaylaBirdie: EHMAGAWD. I've always wanted to be in TPC! Oh can I puh-leaaasseeee be in the Clique????
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GossipQueen: Kayla, are u a bird?
KaylaBirdie: No…
GossipQueen: Then y is your outfit so cheap?

DMarvilousX10: Wait headlice AND crocs?
CuteLyon: headlice too? EW!
AthleticGenius: I officially declare that Duhlivia Ryan is a BLBR. .!
FashionMassiequin: I thought we established that like the first day that we met her…I still remember…that hideous outfit, the horrifying hair, and .Gawd. those shoes! They were like bargain based met chain-store low rent knock offs!
GossipQueen: I could NAWT uh-gree more.

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"Purse?"

"Check!"

"Wallet?"

"Check! And duh! How else would I be able to purchase that gaw-jous couture blouse at Ralph Lauren?"

"Sunglasses?"

"Check!"

"Phone?"

"Check!"

"Mascara, base and lipgloss?"

"You could've just said make-up mass."

"Ugh whatevs! Check or no check?"

"Check!"

Massie looked at the rest with a big smile as they looked through their bags making sure they have all their stuff. Massie was definitely excited for something as fun as shopping. It was a special day. But not just any special day. It was….TPC's back-to-school shopping spree.

"Oh-kay girls! We're all set." Massie said as she got up from Dylan's king sized bed and smoothed out her partly wrinkled Louis Vuitton skirt.

It was 7 in the morning and the sky was bright. they headed downstairs to where the limo awaits outside. Swinging their bags on their shoulders and putting their sunglasses on, they walked outside in an orderly fashion.

They slipped into the limo and started talking about what's "in". "Ehmagawd, I can't wait to get my hands on that Ralph Lauren blouse!" Alicia squealed.

"We know Alicia. You've been talking about it alllll morning." Kristen said with a smile.

"Yea well don't tell me you guys don't have anything you've been itching to get." Alicia said with a smirk.

Massie rolled her eyes. Yes she definitely wanted to get that Marc Jacobs purple trench coat. From the moment she heard the rumors that Skye was going to get it before her, she was more determined than ever. EVERYONE knows that in the perfect world of Massie Block, not even an earring from Marc Jacobs has been missing from her AH-mazing closet and this purple trench coat is definitely nawt going to be one of them.

Massie was in deep thought when she heard snapping sounds. "earth to massie!" it was alicia's voice.

Massie came back to earth and let out a nervous laugh. "sorry you guys. So what're we talking about?" Alicia rolled her eyes and replied, "Kuh-laire was asking which store we're going in first."

Dylan spoke up. "How bout Louis Vuitton? I want that new handbag they have at the display window. And hopefully get it before…….."dylan's voice trailed off.

Massie looked at Dylan with a questioned face, but smiled as the car pulled into the valet parking. The girls stepped out of the car in an orderly fashion, as they had done when they got into the car.

Kristen took a deep breath. "Ahhh the smell of pure vintage clothing and make-up."

The girls grinned, put on their sunglasses and walked stylishly into the mall. Like always, there's not many people around. But they didn't come here to see the hideous LBRs shopping.

"oh how about Marc Jacobs?" Alicia spoke right before Massie could.

"Ohkay!" the girls said in unison.

As the girls walked into the store, they were greeted properly.

"Welcome back Ms. Block, Ms. Rivera, Ms. Lyons, Ms. Marvil, Ms. Gregory."

The store clerk saw Massie and immediately came up to her. "How's my favorite shopper?" she said with a big smile as she hugged Massie. Massie rolled her eyes and made a disgusted face while she pretended to hug her back. The girls giggled and walked around.

After what felt like years, Massie pulled away from…what was her name?....oh right, Joanne. She immediately grabbed the purple trench coat and paid for it.

"If anyone asks, I never stepped foot in this store." Massie said threateningly.

"y-yes ms. Block." Joanne laughed nervously as she handed her the bag.

Massie walked away in her gold Jimmy Choo pumps with satisfaction. As she passed by the bags section, she couldn't help but notice that ah-dorable white tote sitting on that shelf. Just as she was about to purchase it, she realized that she needed a white tank dress. It's nawt that her newly purchased white tank dress from Louis Vuitton was uh-gly. It's just that it was sooooo two days ago.

Walking around again, she looked for that tank dress. Finally spotting the tank dresses in the far right corner of the store, she walked up to pick out the perfect one. Looking through one after another, she finally decided on the white button up with a thin purple belt and a light purple flower attached on the belt. It matched perfectly with her trench coat.

Going up to the register again, she waited in line after Claire.

Meanwhile, Alicia could think of nothing but that Ralph Lauren blouse. She had been sitting there pondering while Dylan was trying to ask her whether she should take the jade top or the blue striped bottom.

"Ah-li-shuh!" Dylan waved her hand in the dazed girl's face. "huh? Wha?" Alicia finally looked up.

"which one?" Dylan asked with a little irritation in her voice.

"take the jade top dyl, it highlights your hair." Alicia said as she rolled her eyes.

After putting away the blue striped bottom and purchasing the jade top, Dylan dragged the still dazed Alicia to where Massie and Kristen were standing. "Still thinking about the blouse? Claire said as she popped out of nowhere with three bags.

"wow kuh-laire," Kristen said with amazement, "what did you buy?"

"well I bought this blue cropped top…" Claire was suddenly cut off by massie.

"can we just go?" she said as she stepped out the store.

As they stepped out the store, Kristen suddenly spoke up. "anyone up for starbucks?"

"yea!" Dylan piped up.

They walked to Starbucks and luckily there weren't a lot of people.

Dylan was first in line. "um I would like a chocolate chip muffin and a java chip frappacino."

"Chai Latte please." Massie said as she took out her wallet but was stopped by Dylan.

"Starbucks' on me!" she grinned as she pulled out her wallet.

"oh can I try the new iced mocha with a hint of cinnamon?"Claire piped up from the back.

"get me a chai latte!" Alicia said as she flipped through a vogue magazine.

"I'll just have a mocha frappacino." Kristen smiled as she went to sit down.

After paying, Dylan sat down. "okay, where should we go next?"

"We all know where we're going next." Massie said with an irritated voice.

Stepping out of the shop, they headed for Ralph Lauren since a "certain someone" had looked so impatient.

Instantly, Alicia brightened up. Rushing, but not running, she sped into the Ralph lauren store and snatched the one and only Ralph lauren blouse that had been sitting there all alone on that white marbled shelf.

Walking to the cash registered, she grinned with satisfaction.

"good evening ms. Rivera." the manager greeted her behind the cash register.

"I would like to purchase this." Alicia said as she handed her the blouse.

After paying, she half pranced half walked to where everyone was standing.

Still grinning, she looked at everyone and was puzzled that no one bought anything. "how come…"

"oh there was nothing special." Massie rolled her eyes but smiled, seeing that Alicia was finally calm.

Just as they walked out of the store, they saw a hideously dressed LBR rush past them into the Ralph Lauren store.

"I wonder who that was." Dylan said with a disgusted look on her face.

Suddenly a shrill scream came from the Ralph Lauren store that made everyone wince.

"WHAAAAT?! WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT'S GONE?! I EVEN CAME EARLIER THAN USUAL TO BUY THIS!"

"guess who that is girls." Massie said as she snickered. The girls all giggled as they decided to go and watch the show.

And of course, they saw Olivia throwing a fit at the manager of the store.

Olivia obviously didn't notice them snickering because she was too busy throwing her fit.

"ehmagawd, she is so weird." Alicia made a disgusted face.

"ugh whatevs, let's just go." Massie said as the girls followed her out of the store.

Suddenly out of nowhere, Alicia reminded them of Olivia's shrill screech. But the girls were

amused.

"I know! I wonder if the cashier told her it was you leesh." Kristen said as they were walking.

"don't worry. I made sure she wouldn't tell." Alicia said as she winked. After they were done, they decided to head to the Louis Vuitton store before it starts to get crowded.

They were all still joking around and giggling when they accidentally bumped into skye and Olivia and their posse.

"ehmagawd skye! Watch the cashmere! 250 girls would die for this!" Massie said as she purposely bumped into Skye.

"What are you doing here?" Skye asked with an annoyed tone.

Rolling her eyes, massie asked "What are you doing here? window shopping? Going to the crazy 10 minute sale at Limited too?" The girls all snickered.

"no! I was at Marc Jacobs getting the new purple trench coat!" Skye spat out.

"yeahhhhhh…" Her wannabe crew backed Skye up.

"Riiighttt, and I suppose Marc Jacobs was Nerdstroms right?" massie said as she emphasized the "Nerd"

"oh and by the purple Marc Jacobs trench coat you mean this one right?" she pulled out a box with a satin ribbon tie. Carefully untying the ribbon, she then opened the box revealing the neatly folded trench coat.

Fuming, Skye started to walk away. "What-evs girls, let's go get a drink. I'm thirsty."

"Wait you guys!" Massie called out with a sly grin on her face.

Skye turned around, she felt a cold beverage spill down her shirt and soaking her shoes.

Seeing Skye's stunned face, massie giggled. "latte anyone?"

The girls highfived.

"AHHHHHH! That was my favorite pair of Gucci pumps!" Skye shrieked.

Olivia and the girls had tried to hold in their laughter, but it didn't work and they started giggling.

Skye had heard them and jerked around with a death glare which shut the girls up.

Massie shrugged. "Awwwwww, too bad. It's not like it was real anyways." Smirking, she led the girls into the Louis Vuitton store, leaving the still furious Skye behind.

"OH-MY-GAWD." Skye said as she stomped away.

"HEY!" Olivia said as Skye grabbed her trench coat and wiped off the latte from her shirt. "ugh HELLO? I need it! And puh-lus, it doesn't match your ugly outfit anyways."

Olivia rolled her eyes and kept walking. She HAD to obey Skye. After all she was the richest out of all of them.

Stomping ahead, Skye finally decided. .WAR. Massie Block had pulled the last straw! Not only did she spill chai latte on her shirt and pumps, she even embarrassed her in front of her friends! She had to do something. Something so sinister, so evil, that it will even cause Massie Block to break….

Meanwhile…

"Ehmagawd! Look! The new season of Louis Vuitton came!" Dylan squealed as they walked into the store.

Looking around for the purse she had been longing to get, her expressions suddenly changed. Backing away from Dylan, the girls could feel the tension and fume emitting from the now angry girl.

Looking in the direction that Dylan was glaring at, they saw something that even they couldn't stand. The worst LBR that they could imagine was standing right in front of this gaw-jous purse.

"Coral…" Dylan said as she gritted her teeth and clenched her fist. Seeing as Dylan was losing her temper, Massie stepped up.

"Dyl, ruh-lax! She hasn't even bought the purse yet. I mean look at her…her outfit is…UGLY. The purse wouldn NAWT match at all."

"you're right mass." Dylan said as she walked up to the purse and gripped the handle.

"Hey! I was about to buy that purse!" Coral yelled and tried to grab the purse.

But Dylan was quick witted and snatched it away. "puh-lease coral, you're just a charity case that could use a serious donation." Flipping her hair and walking away, Dylan smiled to herself as she approached the cash register.

After paying, the girls were already waiting for her. "Hm, I see that a lot of things have interested you guys." She said as she saw the girls holding 4 or 5 full bags.

The girls all giggled as they walked towards Chanel. "wow dyl. You totally showed Coral who's boss. I mean did you see her expression when you called her a charity case?" Claire pretended to imitate Coral. Now the girls all burst out laughing.

Suddenly, Massie felt her pocket vibrate. Pulling out her phone, she squealed. "ehmagawd it's from cam!"

The girls all gasped. "what does it say? What does it say?" the girls all gathered around massie's iphone.

From: Cam

To: Massie

Hey! Wasup?

The girls frowned. "well that was disappointing." Alicia rolled her eyes. "OW! What the?"

"Burberry jacket, no punchbacks." Massie said as she went back to her phone.

"wha? i didn't see any burberry jackets…" Kristen had a questioned look.

Massie shot her a "that-was-just-a-cover-up-because-i-have-no-reason-to-slap-alicia" look. Kristen smiled and nodded. "ohhh never minnnnd." Kristen gave her the "don't-worry-i-wont-tell" look.

Massie decided to text cam back.

From: Massie
To: Cam

Oh the usual. Our back to school shopping spree.

This time, Dylan and Kristen frowned. "what?" Massie was now getting annoyed by all the frowning. She only wants to have a normal conversation with her boyfriend. Is it really that bad?

It's as though the girls had read her mind. "Mass…how do we put this…" there was a pause, "YOU'RE TOTALLY RUINING THE CONVERSATION!" they all said in unison.

Now all glares were on her and the pressure was increasing. Stepping back, fearing that they were going to attack her any minute, massie was almost knocked over by a running guy. "Hey! Watch where you're going!" As she looked at the running boy, she was mesmerized. "Whoa! gorgeous blonde hair!" but that was all that Massie saw and the only thing that she noticed until he suddenly turned around and looked like he was apologizing. "those eyes, they're so blue and piercing!" But he was a blur since he had been running so fast. I wonder who that was……Massie was pondering and slightly disappointed that she didn't get to get a closer look at his face when suddenly she felt her phone being snatched away from her.

"Hey! Give that back!" Massie shouted as she tried to snatch the phone from Claire's hands but was blocked by Dylan and Alicia.

"ohmygawd yea yea!" the girls giggled as Claire and Kristen busily typed on Massie's iPhone.

From: Massie
To: Cam

Hey cam! Do you want to hang out sometime? Like cuz I haff these ah-mazing tickets to watch Fergie. (:

Massie was getting impatient now. "okay you guys! This is seriously nawt funny! Give me my phone back!" She tried to snatch the phone again, but miserably failed as Dylan and Alicia continued guarding the other two. "if you say anything stupid or make cam mad, I suh-wear you'll have to sleep with your eyes open!" Massie hissed.

"He texted back! He texted back!" Kristen squealed. The girls all crowded around it, but still keeping an eye on Massie.

From: Cam

To: Massie

Sure. When's the concert? I'll clear out my schedule for that day.

The girls squealed even louder. "What? What'd he say?" Massie couldn't help but wonder what they're typing.

From: Massie

To: Cam

Oh I have the tickets home. I'll txt u the times l8r.

Oh sorri g2g. the girls are getting mad. ILY x 10!

Now the girls were all laughing. And massie took the chance to grab the phone. She frantically tapped the screen to view her sent messages. "Ehmagawd, you guys did nawt just type ILY x 10."

Bzzzzzzzzzz. Massie almost dropped her phone from nervousness. Ehmagawd ehmagawd ehmagawd.

"Well check your phone." Alicia said impatiently.

"Come on mass, it'll be fine." Dylan said eagerly.

Massie tapped the screen.

From: Cam

To: Massie

Kay. Luv u 2. (:

The girls were now all grinning. "EEEEEEEEEEEE!"

But they suddenly stopped when they noticed a bunch of people staring at them. "ehem." Massie said as she straightened out her Louis Vuitton skirt. But in her mind she was still squealing.

She suddenly stopped. "Wait what Fergie tickets?"

All the girls stopped dead in their tracks. "Wait I thought you said." Everyone was staring at Alicia.

"What? That was the first thing that popped up my mind." Alicia kept walking.

Massie rolled her eyes. This is just great…

As they started walking again, they heard a growl. They all stared at a particular someone. "We just ate Dyl." Alicia said as she looked for a nearby restaurant.

Finally spotting a newly opened Sushi restaurant, they walked in and got a booth. Picking up a menu, Massie scanned down the lists, hoping something would spark her interest but to her disappointment, it was just what every other sushi restaurant has.

In the kitchen…

"Skye! Could you get table 11?" the manager of the store called out.

Skye peeked from behind the cash register. She suddenly ducked as Massie looked her way, impatiently waiting for their order to be taken.

"Sorry I'm pretty busy!" Skye shot back at the manager, hoping that she'd tell someone else to go take their order. How could she go out there? It would be like social suicide if Massie EVER found out about her job here!

Suddenly she saw a shadow behind her and felt an evil aura. Looking up, her eyes were met with a piercing glare. Her manager was standing there, hands on her hips, waiting for Skye to go take the customer's orders. Her silver hair was scrunched up in a messy bun with a flower stuck crooked on the side of her head. But it was only her opinion since there wasn't really a certain way it was supposed to look on her head…unless there was that she hadn't learned about……Her kimono definitely did not make her look any better. In fact, none of her clothes she ever wore matched her age.

Snapping out of her blank stare, Skye groaned and got up, rushing back to the kitchen, she grabbed her fan that was originally supposed to be strapped onto her costume. Walking nervously towards that table, she flapped out her fan and cleared her voice.

Massie looked up. "What took you so long? Gawd, I thought I was going to starve to death." Rolling her eyes, she snapped the menu shut and started ordering. "ohkay. I would like combo number 4, with the California rolls, the cucumber rolls, the salmon teriyaki and miso soup."

Skye tried as hard as she could to memorize her order since she had only had two hands and the left one was too busy holding the fan.

Alicia was next. "can I have a salad?" She asked with a smile on her face.

Kristen gave Alicia a weird look. "leesh, it's a sushi restaurant, not a salad bar."

Rolling her eyes, Alicia flipped through the menu again, giving Dylan the chance to order. "Oh can I have the Sushi platter?"

"sashimi and california rolls please." Claire called out.

Kristen hesitated for a moment, "I'll have combo 7, California rolls, crunchy rolls and miso soup."

"uhmmm….california rolls and miso soup." Alicia finally decided after 15 minutes.

As Skye was walking away, Massie inspected the waitress. Suddenly something hit her. Where had she seen those shoes before? She quickly called her back. "Hey, have I seen you somewhere before?" Skye stopped dead in her tracks. She had to think of something fast.

"Konichiwa, watashiwa Sakura desu." Skye had remembered what she had learned from her manager one the first day of work.

"oh you're Japanese…And what a horrible accent" Massie muttered to herself as she turned back to the girls.

Letting out a sigh of relief, Skye walked towards the kitchen, silently repeating all of their orders. Miraculously, every one of them had ordered California rolls.

As she walked in the kitchen, a brilliant idea popped up. Snatching her camera from her bag, she tied the camera to her kimono belt with a strap. Stepping into the kitchen, she suddenly screamed.

"EHMAGAWD! I just saw this food competition in the food court! Chef Victor, you should totally go check it out! I heard the grand prize was 5 grand!" She laughed as Chef Victor sped out of the shop. She walked towards the food that he has prepared for the girls, thinking how gullible Chef Victor was. A Sly grin appeared on her face. This was a perfect chance to ruin Massie Block. Pulling out a clear lime green tube filled with tiny white, circular shaped pills, Skye dumped them all into Massie's miso soup. Cackling, she walked outside.

Flipping out her fan once again, she delivered their orders one by one, making sure that Massie got hers first.

"Finally!" Massie said as she took a sip of her miso soup, oblivious to the fact that Skye had put pills in her soup.

The girls all started eating after their food was served. After they finished, they started talking about their plans for tomorrow. Suddenly, Massie felt nauseating and dizzy. She laid her head back hoping that it was just from the lack of sleep. But she knew it wasn't because she had slept at 10 yesterday.

"Are you okay mass?" Claire was the first to notice something wrong, "you don't looks so good."

Claire was right, Massie felt like throwing up. Before she could get up and go to the bathroom, she felt something up her throat and then all over her new season Louis Vuitton skirt.

*Snap!* All the girls looked up. The waitress girl! Massie thought to herself.

"Awwww, poor little princess. Did you enjoy your food?" Skye purposely left a portion of her face out and an evil grinned appeared across her face.

Suddenly Massie realized who it was. The girls all gasped. How could they have not guessed? It was so obvious! They knew that they had seen those Gucci pumps somewhere!

But before they could get the camera back, Skye had already sped back into the kitchen. Massie couldn't care less about Skye right now. Her new seasons Louis Vuitton was drenched in vomit!

Stomping into the bathroom with the girls following her, she pulled out another Skirt that she had purchased from Gucci. Throwing her Louis Vuitton skirt in the sink, she turned on the water.

The girls could tell she was fuming. "Ehmagawd, I cannawt believe she just did that!" Dylan spoke up. Massie was now clenching her bag so tight that veins were popping from her arm. "uh…mass..." Kristen had to stop her.

Massie suddenly realized that now she was losing her temper. UGGGHHHHHH not only did skye make her throw up on her new season's Louis Vuitton skirt, but she also took a picture! "She crossed the line." Massie said with gritted teeth. "Skye Hamilton should consider herself done, done and you know what else?!"

"DONE!" the girls all said in unison with evil grins.

Skye was now cracking up in the kitchen. Oh she's done it now. She's finally going to get even with Massie Block, the girl who took away her Alpha spot ever since the day she stepped foot into the halls of Westchester Elementary. Imagining all the things she could do with that photo, she changed back into her regular clothes and went to lunch.

Flipping out her phone, she texted Olivia, Coral, Kori, and Layne.

From: Skye

To: Olivia, Coral, Kori, Layne

.GAWD. you guys would NAWT believe the picture I just took of Massie Block! Meet me the food court in 20.

Soon all the girls arrived and sat down at a table. Pulling out her phone again, Skye laughed as she showed everyone.

The girls were now all laughing. "ohmygawd you HAFF to send it to GossipQueen! Then everyone will see!"

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