Shahi: As a matter of fact, this was planned. The first stories were to progress to this moment! THIS VERY MOMENT!!! And I will finish them. I am going to try and squeeze them in. I have already figured out a way to end Screw up and will probably finish it during my rewrite. By the way did it click yet? If not don't worry it will come back in this chapter.

Fan-to-fiction: wow, sorry, I thought you had died!

Well on with the chapter then.

Vegeta: daughteralucarddoesntowndbz/vmb/oranthingelse

Me: VEGETA!!!!

Chapter 13

They landed to the final destination. It was a large planet filled with yellow flower fields, happy people, the air smelled of root bear, and the towels were oh so fluffy!

HA! YOU FELL FOR IT YOU FOOLS!

The world around them was destroyed, dead bodies and burning buildings, the air smelled of fresh death, and the towels sucked!

"Man," said Goku, "whatever got here before us totaled the place."

"Yea, no kidding," said Mirai looking around.

"Well, lets go find that dragonball and get the hell out of here," said Trunks, "when I get home, Bulla can have the company, I just want a long vacation."

"Oh, can we go to Disney World," asked Serine excited.

"Well, I was thinking the Caribbean, but we can do Disney world if you want."

"Why not both," she suggested. Trunks considered this and nodded, "yay!"

"Wow, you guys are getting along," said Mirai in shock, they had been fighting over the bathroom earlier that day and Trunks stole the door off the bathroom when she wasn't looking. She was angry and stole his shoes from him until he returned the door. In the end, Goku ended up putting up the door and stealing Trunks's shoes back which only made things worse for the poor boy.

Both had come to him to bitch about the other until he was close to crying. Trunks had a way of ranting like Vegeta when he was angry and after Trunks was done with Goku, Serine got him in the kitchen trying to eat comfort food. He didn't care of he got fat, he just wanted to eat his misery away. As Serine began to rant on about what a jerk Trunks was he was actually crying and eating cookies (dedicated to thecatherpiller and her cookie).

Gaijin was silent and to himself the whole time. He was unaware of his surroundings or even the others talking. He had been that way sense Vegeta had asked his little request. What bothered him the most was that poor Victoria had been so miserable and it was his fault regardless of what people told him.

When Shiru had asked what was wrong with him yesterday he had barely heard her. He had just stalked passed her to the bathroom where he locked himself up until they landed. It was all well and good until Trunks stole the door for some odd reason. He then stalked off to his own room to mourn over the recent information. How could he possibly face her? Did she hate him? She probably did. He had unwittingly raped her mother and kept her alive, he meant to kill her but the other two Gangril were in a hurry to leave so he just left her their. Not a smart idea.

On top of that he had actually tried to kill her and he let her free. Not really his fault, if Mirai hadn't interfered he would not be in this position. He, like everyone else, was still oblivious to Salem's death but Salem's disappearing ki had been a mystery to everyone.

But when he had asked Vegeta about it he assumed that she just didn't want to be found for the time being.

Understandable. Some times you just want to be left alone.

He sighed and looked around curiously.

"Hey guys," he said. Everyone turned to him, those were the first words spoken by him sense yesterday. "What happed, did I miss something?" The other five did that anime drop on their necks thing. Everyone suddenly became very alert as the purpose of the destruction walked out of a burning building with a dead body in its hands. (Insert Baby's description here. Seriously guys, I have no fucking clue what baby looks like, I just don't care enough to find out).

"Hey," said Goku, "are you the one responsible for all this death and destruction."

"Wow Goku, that was such a stupid question," said Mirai, "this thing is the only thing left alive and he just threw a dead body in a pile of dead body's. No, he isn't the one responsible; he just likes to toss dead people around. It's a science project, how many bodies can you stack up before it falls!"

"Oh, you mean like janga," asked Goku. Everyone had a sweat drop on the back of their heads. Gaijin remembered his mother telling him about Goku a long time ago. She told him he was pretty slow. Well, she obviously didn't know the difference between a slow person and a moron. Baby laughed wickidly and was began to advance on the group. He held in his hand, the final black star dragonball! As he approached everyone but Serine, who was hiding behind a rock, fell into fighting stance.

Just as he was but two feet away a giant bulding fell over and crushed the evil villain.

"Wow," said Goku, 'that was….."

"GAY," yelled Serine running over to them.

"Well, for lack of a better word, yea," agreed Shiru.

"Naw, we could call it retarded," said Mirai.

"Or 'epic'," said Gaijin sarcastically.

"Oh yes, 'epic'," said Trunks. "Let's go home you guys I'm tired of this silliness."

"You know, space travel and adventure just isn't what it use to be," said Shiru disappointed as they lifted the ball from the new dead body. "It use to be danger at every corner, excitement on every planet, this whole trip has been nothing but a way to pass the time."

"I dunno," said Trunks, "That whole thing with the monster wanting to marry that girl Myra was pretty intese."

"Intence? We put Gaijin in a dress," said Shiru, "it was more comic relief then anything else."

"Wait," said Serine as the boarded the ship, "you were in a dress Gaijin?"

"Yes," said Gaijin, "and I still have the dress."

"You stole her dress?"

"Absolutely!"

"That's just a little weird," she said.

"Trust me, you don't even know weird yet," said Trunks, "wait till you meet the rest of the family."

"I'm not to sure I want to. Weirdness seems to follow you," she said. They started up the ship.

"Hey guys," said Gaijin, "when we land I'm going back into space to make a drop off. Then I'm headed back to hell I guess."

"Oh, that's right, you didn't get a pardon," said Shiru almost saldy. In truth, she had grow close to the little half breed. True the two hated eachother from the moment they met, but these months in space, she found that sometimes Gaijin was the only interesting one to talk to.

"Well, I have had my second chance several times already. I think I am ready to die." He smiled at the group and the gave him a sad smile.

(cotton candy and POPSICLES)

Malkav advanced on the building, this was it, the misery that he had tried to cause her. She wasn't even suppose to be awake. Their were not enough thin bloods around to feed her and she needed a few hundred years more sleep. It was ridiculous that she had to be up now. Well he had interrupted her beauty sleep and he was going to pay.

She walked into the room and into an elevator and made her way up to the top. She walked in and their stood the Prince of California, Sebastian LaCroix. He looked up at her angrily.

"Don't you look at me like that you fool," she hissed pulling him over the desk and throwing him across the room. She advanced on him and proceeded to kick him in his ribs. "What, did you think you could try and take my power and get away with it!"

"Victor," he asked in shock.

"No Malkav! Wrong Father you dipshit!" She then slammed him into a near by piller and fazed next to him slamming his face into it over and over again until he was a bloody mess. "You will pay," she said. Her eyes were flamed with fury which no hell hath not.

She took out an ank shaped blade and slit his throat open. He bleed to death with his hand reaching out to her foot but withered and died before he could touch her. She suddenly felt very tired. She turned around and left. She was going back to Ethiopia and she was going back to sleep.

(Video killed the radio star!)

Vegeta, King, MV, Bulla, Yamcha, Piccolo, and the rest of the crew (to many to name) stood waiting for the arrival of their far off friends. The ship landed three months ahead of schedual. Victoria held her breath as the hatch opened. Her eyes met the first pair of blue eyes that left the ship.

(all righty then!)

A chapter filled with irony, humor, drama, senseless violence and all around stupidness.

I would say this chapter was a short sweet success.

NEXT TIME ON MASQUERADE VIOLATION!

MV tells his son goodbye for the final time, Gaijin takes the thin bloods and his daughter to the Space ship graveyard, Victoria and Gaijin have an emotional moment (aw!)

MV's suicide!

Stay tuned for a dramatic final episode!