PNV: sorry for slow updating. Exams have been hard and noobish school's all like 'you can do a GCSE in one year; yeah no problem' totally forgetting the fact that my mind doesn't have room for all the knowledge.

Hidan: yeah and cause ya lazy

PNV: STFU!

Hinata: ^^' PNV dose not own Naruto.

PNV: I'd like to thank mistress akasha (it's ok were all lazy, and I fail at spelling T.T), hinaarasabuko, cheeky half-demon, Rimas and S.O.S-girls for reviewing. You have helped me through with your Youthful comments!!! YOSH!!!!!!!

Hinata was in the kitchen scrubbing to get rid of her anger.

Assholic Hidan how dare he swear in front of my sweet innocent Junko and now…now she is as bad as her father…

"WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY"

Suddenly Hinata burst into tears. At that exact moment Hidan decided to confront his beloved (using Junko for protection of course he's not and idiot) after the little mishaps; he'd been working on teaching his little girl another new word while Hinata 'calmed down'.

"Err Nata-chan" Hidan knelt down holding there 1 year old whose eyes were also on the distressed Hyuga.

"She-she….Hidan why. Why do you have to cures every single time were together, is it so hard to ask for us to have one conversation with out you cursing I mean…"

"Ma….ma"

"….it's just sooo urgh, how do I explian well..."

"mama"

"…I mean every two minutes you do something stupid that will affect our daughter in some kind of way.

"MAMA" screamed the infant trying to get the white eyed woman's attention.

Hinata's head snapped round as she stared wide eyed at the flustered child gaping like a fish.

"Eh?" She replied stupidly

"mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mamamama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mamamama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama mamamama mama mama mama mama mama mama mama ma ( PNV: ¬¬ get the point Hinata: I got it I was just a little shocked PNV: sureeeeeee Hinata: *death glare Hidan: lets just get on with the F**king story! PNV: okay okay sheesh)…ma"

"HOLY JASHIN IN A SPEEDO" shouted Hidan as he jumped up pulling Hinata with him ad they started doing a dance that you could only handle watching your parents do if you were at Junko's age.

"Achooo" suddenly the happy atmosphere in the room turn into deadly silence, as both parents slowly turned there heads to look at the 1 year old.

"Achooo"

"Oh. My. Jashin." Whispered Hidan as he slowly turned his face to his horror stricken wife. Her face had lost all colours and one of her eyes started twitching violently.

"KAKUZU! SASORI! INO! IN HERE NOW!!! WE NEED TO GET TO THE EMERGENCY ROOM A.S.A.P!!!!" screamed Hinata before picking up Junko and running out of the room like a violet blur.

Hidan blinked.

Then blinked again.

And again.

Jashin damn that woman was fast.

Outside the emergency room

Hinata paced up and down the hallway as the Akatsuki's best medical nin's examended her daughter. Hidan sighed as he listened to Hinata rant.

"what if its hypothermia"

"Hinata"

"or measiles(sp?)"

"Hinata"

"or malaria"

"HINATA"

"WHAT!!"

The silver haired man pointed to the emergency door where an very irritated Sasori stood.

"Hinata, you stoped me from woking on my puppets, forced me to spend three hour doing every test under the sun,just for me to say that your daughter had.......... ................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................. ................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................. ................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................. ................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................. ................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................. ................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................. ................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................. ................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................. ................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................. ................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................. ................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................. ................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................ ............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................... ................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................ ................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................. .............................................................................................................a cold"

"oops" giggled a cherry faced Hinata.

And Hidan fell of his chair.

PNV: women you bipolar

Hidan:¬¬ Jashin in Speedo's?

PNV: *drool's over the mental image* nom nom nom

Hidan: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD STOP PERVING OVER JASHIN!!!!!

PNV: ^^ heeehee you just said god

Hidan:*slaps head*

Hinata; Please R&R before Hidan kill's PNV!!