Disclaimer: The wonderful characters of Cal and Niko Leandros belong to Rob Thurman.
The Pay Sucks Though
By: Vanessa Sgroi
I consider it my job to be the annoying, whiny little brother. It really is! After all, someone's gotta do it. And apparently I'm good at it. Just ask Niko.
The pay sucks though. Instead of pizza loaded with a gazillion kinds of meat or hot dogs dripping with chili, cheese, and onions, I get roasted tofu kabobs or stir-fried seaweed, courtesy of my sadistically health-food conscious older brother. At least until I can sneak out to the awesome hot dog god down on the street.
Oh, sure. Cyrano will catch me; he always does. But, hey, I chew fast.
Fin