Dissing of the claim: I don't own Naruto


Chapter 3: Dare or Dare?

"We all know telling the truth is so overrated."

Naruto was in shock... not really, "Where's Kakashi-sensei?"

Sakura just groaned, "Probably in his bed reading some book while we wait for hours for him here!"

Sasuke merely 'hn'ed.

The blonde shook her head, "But he's the one to escort the Sand Siblings to us. He'll be late, even for them?"

"He's always late for Hokage-sama," Sakura told him.

But then three heard footsteps near the bridge they were currently at. Their heads shot up and faced the new comers, who were none other than the three siblings.

There was dead silence.

Sakura elbowed Naruto.

He just grunted in return and faced the three Sand ninja with his usual grin, "Welcome to Konoha!... again!"

Sasuke rolled his eyes and Sakura slapped her forehead, Nice one, Naruto. Making them remember their first time here!

Temari was the one to respond, "Yeah, the greenery here never ceases to amaze us."

The pink haired girl's head shot up at that, So they're trying too. "Well, we're here to give you a tour all around Konoha! And then later-"

"You'll try to talk to us?" Kankuro asked.

His older sister glared at

"And we'll make sure you'll feel welcome!" Sakura said, ignoring it. "Now, if you'll follow us, lets start with the outer area of Konoha!"


Sakura bonked Naruto on the head, "Baka! We're supposed to show the historical and interesting stuff, not that!"

Naruto rubbed his newly aquired injury, "I was just showing them the place where I get the origin of my own jutsus."

Own jutsus...? Oh! The one with the girls, huh?

Sasuke rolled his eyes as they began to bicker, he faced the three, "That concludes the tour."

Sakura faced Temari with a bright smile, "Well, Temari-san, I, along with a few other kunoichi, would show you around the places in Konoha that are only reserved for us!"

"There are places only reserved for you girls?" Naruto asked aloud. He was met with another bonk to the head. "Ow! Sakura-chan!"

She was about to grab Temari's hand, but the blonde took a step backward. Sakura understood so instead she led her away from the four boys.

...

Kankuro coughed.

...

Naruto shifted his feet.

...

Gaara remained still.

...

Sasuke faced Naruto, "Aren't you the one who planned?"

Naruto glanced at his watch, "Just a few more minutes, Kiba doesn't get out of his training session until six pm. He's the one who's gonna bring us to this place, 'cause we need his nose."

"Place?" Kankuro asked.

He was met with a mischievous smile. "A place that appears to be only reserved for kunoichi."


Sakura brang the fellow ninja to a beautiful meadow. It was the place where she and Ino always hung out before, and the same place where the girls from the academy practice their flower arrangements. And in the meadow, near a lake, there were three more girls.

Hinata was sitting under a tree, meditating. Tenten was throwing rocks that skipped along the surface. And Ino was plucking the petals out of some flower.

All three of them faced the two new arrivals.

Temari was instantly met with glares, with the exception of the one with pearl colored eyes. She gulped, This is going to be harder than I thought...

Sakura clapped her hands together, "When I planned this little get together, I said I was going to bring a special guest that we will all treat nicely, well here she is. Everyone welcome Temari!" The rock Tenten threw went right down the water instead of the usual skips.

Silence.

Hinata put her fingers together and faced Temari with a small, shy smile, "I-It's nice to m-meet you, T-Temari-san, I'm H-Hyuuga Hinata."

Temari outstretched her hand, "Nice to meet you, too." Hinata slowly returned the hand gesture.

Sakura glared at Ino and Tenten.

The blonde loudmouth just rolled her eyes and faced Temari, "The name's Yamanaka Ino." She elbowed Tenten.

The brunette smiled a fake, sweet smile, "I believe we've met before."

...

Sakura sighed, "Any way on how to release the tension?"

Before any could react Tenten got her scrolls out and faced Temari. "I challenge you to a rematch!"

Temari smirked and got her fan out, "With pleasure."

Ino raised an eyebrow at the sudden outburst, Hinata shook her head, and Sakura slapped her forehead.

The two opponents jumped away from each other, so that it was like the remaining three were the audience. Ino faced Sakura, "What now, forehead? Wasn't this your idea? Tenten might get pummeled... again."

"I heard that you fake blonde pig!" they heard Tenten yell.

Sakura's eye twitched.

Ino clenched her fists, "Oh she did not just call my hair fake!"

Hinata frowned, "P-Perhaps she was r-referring to how you b-bleached it."

A vein popped on the pink haired girl's head.

She glared at the girl, "Are you saying I bleach my hair?!"

The Hyuuga heiress quickly shook her head, "N-No!"

"ENOUGH!" Sakura exclaimed. "I don't give a damn whether you need to recover from your shame," she said, facing Tenten, "or if you have problems with your appearance," she said, facing Ino, "We all came here to act like normal girls for a change! Instead of battling and all the blood! Are we understood!?"

Temari and Tenten just huffed and turned away from each other, Ino crossed her arms, and Hinata looked down.

"Let's play truth or dare, then we eat out." Sakura suggested. They all gave her blank looks. "What?"

"Truth or dare? What are you? Five?" Tenten asked.

Sakura rolled her emerald eyes, "No, I'm twelve, it's normal for average people our age to place this game."

"You read about it, didn't you?" Ino asked.

"... They say it's a good way to release tension." Ino rolled her eyes. "Now, everyone, come here now!" Sakura yelled. The two supposed to be opponents sat down, the five girls formed a small circle and a bottle was placed in the middle.

"Well, let's start with the rules," Ino began. "The game doesn't end unless all players did something. When telling the truth, please tell the truth, we have someone with Byakugan here. When doing a dare..." Ino frowned, "Well, is there anyone here that much of a coward to actually not do a dare?"

They shook their heads in unison.

"So let's make this dare or dare!" Ino exclaimed, "No one cares about the whole Q and A anymore!"

Sakura sighed, but then nodded, "Why not?"

"You're first, you were the one who suggested we play this thing," Tenten said.

The pink haired got hold of the bottle and spun it around, and it landed on Tenten.

Sakura put a finger to her chin, "I wonder... letting your hair down would be too boring..." she smirked, "How about a complete makeover, and don't forget we still have to eat out! And for a week, we expect you to still wear the same type of clothes."

Tenten gasped, "You wouldn't dare!"

Ino got out a box, "I got the cosmetics and the things for the hair," she faced Tenten's clothing, "I think I can fix your clothes somehow..."

Temari raised an eyebrow and pointed at the box, "Do you always bring a make-up kit?"

"Just for special occasions," Ino said, "Forehead did say we were having a girl hang out, not a kunoichi meeting." She faced Sakura, "Can I be the one to do her up?"

Sakura nodded, "Sure, use your imagination."

Tenten stood up and backed away, "I've never wore blush on in my life, like hell I'll wear all of those... things!"

Ino glared at her, "You do know that if you don't do the dare, we'll always remind you on how shameful it is that you were such a coward-"

"Fine, fine." Tenten said. "Just please, don't leave anything permanent."

The blonde faced Sakura, "I wanted to do some nail polish."

"What?!" Tenten exclaimed.

Sakura smiled, "I did say complete make over."

Ino faced Hinata and Temari, "Restrain her," and then Sakura, "I need your help over here."

Tenten gulped, panic in her eyes, "Oh, Kami-sama, why me?!"


"Yes! We were all able to make it!" Naruto said, pumping his fist to the air.

They all gave him blank looks. All as in, all the male rookies plus Team Gai and the two Sand Siblings, even Lee was there, still on crutches while Tsunade still tried to find a way to heal him.

Lee went over to Naruto, "Yosh! Let us begin with the activities!"

Naruto glanced at Kiba. The latter smirked, "Way ahead of you. They're near the academy."

"What exactly are we doing?" Chouji asked, munching on his chips.

"We're spying!" Naruto exclaimed.

All of them, with the exception of Lee and Kiba, sweat dropped.

Lee faced them all, even Gaara, "It will help us train our stealth to become more youthful! For missions in which we need to gather information discreetly!" No one remarked about the 'us' in his statement, they were keeping Lee's secret of never being a ninja again from the Sand siblings.

"What he said!" Naruto said, he faced Kiba, "Lead the way."

And as they began their journey, they neared the academy, with Akamaru and Kiba in the lead. But then they heard a terrifying, horrifying scream.

They all stopped in their tracks.

"Maybe they're telling scary stories," Neji said as he continued to walk on.

"Or maybe they are in the scary story."

All of them faced Shino.

Narto shuddered. "Thanks, Shino, thanks a lot."


"I look like a freakin' whore!" Tenten exclaimed after she shrieked a scream that practically penetrated her fellow girls' ear drums.

Hinata covered her ears, "I did n-not hear that word. Did n-not hear it a-at all."

Ino glared at her, "You look beautiful, even though it is quite hard to believe."

Instead of two buns, her hair was placed in one - "I don't like your hair down, it's all cut straight, you should get it layered or something." - Her clothes still consisted of a pink Chinese style top, but it was folded so the end was right below her bosom, and bandages were there to cover the exposed skin.

They teared her violet pants, literally - "What the hell are you doing?!" "Oh stop whining! I'm sure you've got ten more of these things!" - and with the help of Hinata's sewing, made it into a skirt with slits, similar to Ino's and Sakura's but the slit began right below the thigh, since the bandges only reached above her thigh, and the skirt ended right above the knees.

On her arms were violet and pink bordered fingerless gloves that reached below her elbow and had a cloth that connected it to the collar of the shirt - "You carry this thing around!?" "I left it in the box after an emergecy make over. And please, stop whining you big baby!" - Nothing could be done with her shoes, since all of them wore the same blue ninja sandals.

Her make up consisted of pink lip gloss, few hints of blush on for rosy cheeks, and light purple eyeshadow with a hint of pink, and a bit of mascara.

Her bun was held up in senbon and Hinata's needle and thread were senbon and wire. Very resourceful. But they weren't able to apply the nail polish, it wouldn't go well with her shoes, and her hands shouldn't get painted, being a ninja and all.

Sakura frowned, "Wait, let me get this straight. Your clothes are kinda like Ino and mine's." Temari smirked, she knew where this was going. "So are you saying we dress like whores?!"

Hinata's hands remained over her ears, "I-I did not hear that w-word again." Temari just patted her on the back.

Tenten backed away and held up her hands in defense, "N-No, I meant for me, 'cause well, I'm not used to all of this on me!"

"That better be it," Ino said, "Your damn lucky we didn't bring any jewelry."

"And I thank whatever driving force that caused that to happen!" Tenten replied.

Sakura sat back down, "Yeah well, let's get back to the game, spin the bottle, Tennie-chan."

"Shut up!" she exclaimed, not liking the nickname at atll, as she tried to sit down. "How do you sit in this thing without revealing your legs?"

"You can't." Ino said, "But you can sit like at home, just not cross legged." Tenten scowled and sat down formally, her hands on her lap.

She spun the bottle and it landed on Hinata, who, fortunately, was no longer shocked at the foul word that was said.

"Hina, Hina, Hina..." Tenten said, thinking of something. But then her eyes brightened up, "Got one!"


"Who's that chick?"

Majority of the boys glared at Kankuro. They were behind the trees, chakras carefully hidden.

He shrugged innocently, "What? I've never seen her before. And she's not one of your teammates, she's the brunette sitting next to pinkie and blondie."

Lee frowned, "She looks oddly familiar..."

Neji narrowed his eyes, but then he practically fell over, "T-That's Tenten."

"What?" Kiba, Naruto, and Lee exclaimed. And they were hushed immediately.

Kankuro raised an eyebrow, "You mean the tom girl that was beat up by my sister?"

Her two teammates glared at him. "Yes," they said in unison.

"Hey, sorry Naruto, but I need to leave," they heard Chouji say. They all glanced at him, "I'm expected at home by six thirty." He faced the sleeping Shikamaru, "I'll bring him along as well." Then he began waking the boy up.

Shino stood up, "I still have some tasks to do at home."

Sasuke as well was about to stand up but Naruto quickly pushed him down, "No way are you leaving, teme. This is a hang out made by the tour guides, and you're one of them."

Neji glanced at Hinata, "I think I'll stay. No telling what might happen."

Lee sighed, "I have a meeting with Gai-sensei today, something about a surgery," then he too left with the others. And with that, only six remained: Neji, Naruto, Sasuke, Kiba, Gaara, and Kankuro.

They heard a small shriek come from Hinata and their attention went back to the group of girls.


"I-I-I c-can't d-d-d-o that!" Hinata exclaimed.

Tenten whispered to the others, "Just so long as it's related to family, she'll freak."

"I-I a-already have a b-bad r-r-relationship with m-my f-f-f-father, do-do you want i-it to w-worsen?!" she asked loudly.

Sakura laughed, "Sheesh, Hinata, we're just telling you to prank call you father. What's the big deal?"

"H-H-H-He'll know w-who I am w-when I come h-home and a-avoid his e-eyes!" she answered.

Ino got out her cell phone and handed it to her. "We'll see about that."

Hinata took it, her hands shaking, and dialed her house number - "Speaker phone!" - then pressed the speaker phone button. They heard a few rings, then someone answered.

"Hyuuga residence. Hyuuha Hiashi speaking."

I'm dead. I'm dead. I'm dead, was the only think playing through her mind. Her eyes met those of the three girls.

They eyed her as if she would give up, secretly knowing that it would make her more brave.

Hinata gulped and cleared her throat. "Congratulations Hiashi-san!" she said in a deep male tone. All the girls were appalled to actually learn that Hinata can make a good change of voice, even they would end up fooled.

"Excuse me?"

"Your household number contains today's lucky numbers! And if you answer the following three questions, you will receive an amazing prize, which you will learn about after you answer the questions."

"... Is it worth it?"

"Let's just say you're one of a million to win this prize if you answer correctly."

"Very well. First question?"

Hinata paused before speaking again. "Hyuuga Hiashi, correct? I have received some information about you from some of our records. It says here, you have a - forgive me for the vulgar language - a stick up your ass, true or false?"

The four girls there almost burst out laughing.

"I don't think I am required to answer that."

"That's why whoever wins would be one in a million. So I understand if you are not up to the challenge-"

"I suppose, true. I have heard many people say so... like you."

"Well, that is correct! Now for the second question... They say that eyes of Hyuuga are pearl, right? But some guy said that they look like the never ending decay of animals that have had their blood cleaned out, giving off a tremendous stench and creepy-ness. What would you say to that person who came up with that?"

"It's like she's insulting herself," Temari whispered to the three girls.

"What is this man's name?"

"That information is classified," Hinata continued.

"Tell him, that I'm not the only one with a stick up his ass."

"Nice one," Sakura muttered.

Hinata smirked, "I'll be sure to do that. Now, then, the last question: Is your refrigerator running?"

"Yes."

"Well then you better go catch it!"

"You're right!" Then he hung up.

The five girls burst out laughing. "I-I can't b-believe O-Otoo-san actually f-fell for that!" Hinata said in between laughs.


"Oooh, if your uncle finds out what Hinata did, she's done for," Naruto said to Neji.

Kiba smirked, "To think Hinata-chan had the guts and ability to do that."

Neji remained silent.

Kankuro faced him, "You okay?"

"I've always wanted to do that all of my life, yet it's Hinata-sama who ends up doing it, and extremely well too," he replied.

Sasuke just smirked, "Looks like you got beat by your cousin."

Neji just glared at him.

Naruto got in between the two, "The bottle landed on Sakura-chan!"


Hinata frowned, "I can't t-think of a-anything..."

Tenten urged her on, "Come on, Hinata! Give her an embarrassing one!" Sakura just glared at the brunette.

"I d-dare... you to die your hair a s-shocking pink."

Sakura choked on her own saliva, "What!? Are you insane?!"

Temari raised an eyebrow, "It won't make much of a statement, you already have pink hair."

"Shocking pink!?"

Hinata raised her hand to stop her rant, "And d-do not get r-rid of it until your n-natural pink hair grows b-back out."

Sakura was at a loss for words. "But-I-"

Tenten laughed, "Ah, karma's a bitch, ain't it, 'Kura?"

She just shrieked in frustration.

Hinata smiled, "S-So by tomorrow, I-I expect you to h-have a very... eye catching color o-on your head."

"UGH!!"

"Quit complaining and spin the bottle," Temari said.

Sakura just cursed under her breath and spun the bottle, and it landed on Ino. "Well, pig, what to do with you...?"

Ino pumped her chest out. "Hit me with your best shot!"

"I dare you to eat."

"What?!" all of the girls asked at the same time.

Sakura smirked, "I'm not done yet. I dare you to eat with just your mouth, no hands or utensils, for a week. Time you live up to your name, pig."

"AAAHHH!" Ino yelled. "Have you gone nuts?!"

"Hey, that's my best shot. And I expect you to have the usual barbecue after training and missions," Sakura said with an evil smile.

Ino wailed, "I am so dead!"

"Dead indeed," Temari said with a smirk.

Ino just glared and grabbed the bottle, "This thing better land on you! You're the only one who hasn't had a dare!" she spun the bottle.

And it landed on Hinata.

Her pearl eyes widened, "M-Me? A-Again?!"

Temari chuckled, "It appears so."

Hinata groaned.

Sakura grabbed the bottle, "I'm starving. Let's just do the last dare and eat!" They heard the many grumbling noises from the girls' stomachs. She faced Temari, "And whether you like it or not, you're next." "Ino? Care to do the honors?" Sakura asked.

Ino smirked and pondered over what to say. "Temari... I dare you to..."


Naruto leaned forward a bit, "I can't hear them. They got quiet all of a sudden!"

Kiba nodded, "They're whispering, even I can't hear them from here." Akamaru whimpered at the thought of losing one of his best senses.

"They told her to kiss Shikamaru."

All of them faced Gaara.

He merely gave them a blank look.

Neji turned his eyes back to the girls. "A game like this never finishes without something romantically inclined."

Naruto frowned, "How'd you know that?"

"The only ones near my age in the clan are Hinata and Hanabi. The rest are more than ten years older or younger. I experience many of their... games."

"That's why you kept your hair long?" Sasuke asked.

"They're threatening me."


"That was the best you could think of?" Tenten asked the blonde.

Ino just smirked, "Unlike you, Tennie-chan-"

"Why are you all calling me that?!"

"-Temari's a kind of girl that doesn't get embarrassed easily. She doesn't care if she's humiliated in public, so long as she has comfort in knowing it was a dare that showed she was brave enough to do it."

Sakura raised an eyebrow, "Nice."

"But every girls' weakness are boys. And those with few weaknesses... well, boys are their greatest if that's the case."

Temari glared at her, a tint of pink on her cheeks, which shocked all of them. "Come on, just that? You're free to change your mind-"

"Sorry, Temari," Ino said, "I'm not getting fooled." She looked up, the sky was half way filled with clouds, it was nice and cool outside. "I bet he's out in our training grounds sleeping or watching the clouds. And then, we eat." There was another grumbling noise.

They all stood up and began walking away, but Hinata stayed.

The four faced her. "Something wrong?" Sakura asked.

The white eyed girl walked slowly to the green eyed one and whispered, "I-In the patch of trees and b-bushes on your left s-side. Boys."

Sakura clenched her fists, "Who?"

She whispered into her ear again, "I'm not sure, if I use my Byakugan they might notice it. I just noticed their chakra presence when Ino was explaining."

Hinata faced the other three girls that were giving them confused looks. She mouthed only one thing: 'boys'.


"Shit! Did you see what she mouthed?!"


Temari appeared in the patch of trees in a blink of an eye.

But was met with no one.

Ino appeared beside her and cursed under her breath, "Great. They got away!"

Hinata sighed, "B-But we didn't s-share any personal i-info."

"Yeah, that is a good thing," Sakura said.

Tenten scowled and picked something up. It was a green frog wallet.

"Naruto!"


After a moment's time, they were able to calm down and settle to punishing the loudmouth the following morning. Because they still have a task at hand.

Ino and Sakura were walking behind the two girls. And Sakura whispered, "Are you sure this is a good idea?"

"Why?"

"I mean, won't you get jealous-"

"NO!" Ino shouted.

The three ahead turned around. "What's up with you?" Tenten asked.

"I'm perfectly fine!" she answered back, glaring at Sakura.

"So she says," Sakura said to them, ignoring a fuming Ino. Once they arrived at the Team 10 training grounds, they were met with no one.

Ino snapped her fingers, "Well if he isn't here, I bet he's at home. Probably already sleeping!"

Tenten smirked, "You'll be the prince kissing sleeping beauty." Temari merely glared at her, a faint blush on her face. But then two new figures appeared behind them.

Kankuro and Gaara have come to retrieve Temari, Kankuro faced the other girls, "Sorry, but we have to get back our sister if we'll make it back to Suna by morning."

Sakura's eyes widened, "So soon?"

"Suna is without Kazekage," Kankuro explained, "And we're some of the strong shinobi they've got, other villages might attack. We were lucky we were even able to send a day here."

"B-But-" Ino tried to say.

Temari just smiled innocently and appeared by her brothers, "Sorry, girls, maybe next time." Then the three Sand siblings disappeared in a swirl of sand.

There was dead silence.

"I-I can't b-believe she got out of her d-d-dare!" Hinata stuttered out.

Ino groaned, "That witch!"

Sakura scowled, "I know!" But then her eyes widened and she grabbed the back of Tenten's shirt as she tried to make her escape. "No way are you leaving! We're still eating out in a public place!"

Tenten cursed under her breath. "I hate dares."

"I feel your pain," they all answered back.


A/N:

This was a MAJOR improvement, my dares before were so... ugh. I really can't believe I actually make those kind of dares -shivers-, but that's good. We all learn from mistakes.

Review if needed... or wanted.