Title: Good Birthday, Bad Birthday
Author: Ninja Miaru
Rating: K/T
Disclaimer: I do not own either of these characters, nor do I own South Park. It all belongs to Trey Parker and Matt Stone.
Summary: It's Kenny's birthday and boy does he have a surprise heading his way.
Notes: Just a short drabble. I had to do something for Kenny's bday and since I haven't been able to draw lately, I decided to write a lil' something. Enjoyy~~


Good Birthday, Bad Birthday.

I sat up in my bed and continued to stare at my wall, not paying attention to anything else around me. Somehow I figured this day would be as the others. Usually I'd go over Stan's place and play some video games with the guys or I'd go to the store and buy some playboys or other dirty things and enjoy myself with that. After a moment had past by, I finally decided to get out of my bed and put on some clothes. I went in the bathroom and brushed my teeth, fixed my hair, and of course did my business. After I finished, I left my room and shut my door. I looked in the kitchen to see if there was something, anything, left for me. Just a note from mom and dad: "Happy birthday, Kenny!" I sighed. Knock. "Hmp. I wonder who that could be.." I left the kitchen and walked towards the living room. I opened the door to a mailman in a blue suit holding a box. "Hello there young man. I have a package here for a Kenny McCormick." The man said pleasingly. "Ah. That would be me." I replied. "Where do I sign?"

"Right here."

"Okay.. There you go."

"Thanks. Have a great day."

"You too."

I dragged the box back to my room. The box had white wrapping paper with a huge red bow on it. It wasn't a huge box, but it was sort of heavy. "Hmm. I wonder what is inside here.." As I started to undo the bow, I heard a thud from inside the box. "W-what the.." I finally got the lid off. I could not believe my eyes. My mouth just hung open. Inside the box was.. Butters Stotch dressed up in a white sundress with yellow rims around it and bow with a heart center. "Huh, what is this? A note?"

Do with whatever you like to me.

--Marjorine

A grin started to form on my face. "This is by far—the best birthday gift ever." Kenny mumbled. He took 'Marjorine's hand and put 'her' on his bed. He got ontop of 'her' started rubbing her cheek softly while smiling. "..And this will be the best birthday ever."

~Fin~