deadpool vs
Deadpool woke up 'ah what happened now, some stupid writer landing me in something dangerous now' as he looked a round he was in the middle of a remake of a Colosseum but more futuristic and with no holes 'we present you the champion of earth!' a voice boomed and Deadpool looked a round 'what me' as he pointing to him self 'wait is this punked oh am I on TV can I punch the annoying guy..' as a loud 'SHUT UP YOU MORON!' the voice of the started up flying duck tape appear other Deadpool mouth and hands
'may I present the Villains who will be facing the one of the champions of earth, JASON VOORHEES!' as the hockey mask wearing, machete welding mass murder appear out of no where 'what why am I fight a movie villain I am from a comic book, the mov..' as the voice interrupted him 'GET MORE DUCK TAPE!' as more duck taped wrapped round Deadpools mouth mumbling something that no one wanted or could understand.
'the next villain LEATHER FACE!' as a loud rusty chain saw was hared, and the cannibalistic Leather face stepped forward holding the chainsaw making that rusty Cain saw sound 'oh god I'm going to get eaten!' Deadpool yelled once agine getting out of the Duck tape 'oh for the love of GET SOMETHING STRONGER THEN DUCK TAPE!' as a dropped a sperm whale dropped on top of Deadpool and a loud cheer was hear from the crowd, and a blow of petunias dropped next to the whale, before the petunias dropped It was thinking 'oh no not a..' as it was interrupted from smashing in to the ground it was said that if any one could tell why the petunias were thinking that we would know a lot more about the universe then we do now. Deadpool was being needless crushed by the whale trying to push up but it not moveing a bit.
'now the 3rd villain FREDDY KRUGER!' at that point Jason turned to Freddy and there was a steel wall put a round him 'no fighting the other villains' the voice growled as Freddy smiled evilly seeing Deadpool crawling out from under the whale in a painful way 'oh wait Kruger how came up with this' he says pointing to the sky 'your pushing me ya stupid writer and you read person, thank you for reading this but still why did you bring me here' he yelled to where ever the voice was coming from 'you are hear to make sure the earth isn't taken over by Loki' as Deadpool looked up 'wait Loki Norse god claiming to be Deadpools own daddy' as he started to get confused
'there are still more people for you to fight, the 2nd to last ONAGA EMPEROR OF OUT WORLD!' as deadpools jaw dropped 'how many villans are in this!' as the dragon king stepped closer looking evil his tail swinging from side to side.
'there is one more and may I present Lady Deathstrike' as Deadpool looked up from the floor drooling under his mask 'oh wow, she is the moive version' as she looked down at him in angrily 'you can try and kill him 1st' the voice says as she smiled creaking her knuckle's.