Chapter 3
Deadpool sat there on the bed waiting for a plot development as he suddenly appeared in a commentator box
'What now oh a microphone' Deadpool say happily grabbing in and started talking nonsense
'SHUT UP YOU FOOL, you're here to commentate....' as Deadpool raised an eyebrow under his mask
'Why?' As a the voice finally got a body and it was a small fluffy poodle and Deadpool started laughing
'What' the poodle ask as Deadpool kept laughing
'if you are laughing at my current body, this forum is the most feared and honour animal on our planet' as Deadpool kept laughing the poodle as its eyes glowed red and shot lasers at him, Deadpool got hit right in the chest and came out the other side
'Ow how can a poodle do that' as the hole in his chest started to heal
'Just shut up and commentate' the poodle hissed as they both got head set's
'Wow these are amazing' as the poodle rolled his eyes
'Welcome to the arena, there will be a change in the fight to night, why, because I can'
As Deadpool now found him self in a room with Jason Voorhees on one side, a group of ninja dressed in black ninja suits holding swords and other assortments of ninja style weapons.
'Well this isn't the bathroom' Deadpool says, just as the ninjas started throwing ninja stars at him.
'Hey cut that out' as Deadpools arm got sliced off, by a very bloody Machete.
'oh that was my throwing arm, I'm goanna kill you asshole!, as soon as I get my arm back' as he saw the ninjas charging at him, he did a back flip kick on Jason making the 6 FT killing machine stumble back and as the ninja run right in to him.
Deadpool grabs his arm from the ground and puts it where it use to be 'come on, work' as his arm starts to heal back 'ah good as new' as he see a mini gun 'now where did that come from, oh well' as he starts mowing down the ninjas and making holes in Jason. 'Oh yeah I'm a mazing!' he yells as most of the ninja drop down dead with bullets holes in them.
Jason turned to Deadpool ignoring the bullets 'well you're going to be a problem aren't you' as Deadpool grabs his katanas 'ok ninja are dead, mostly now to chop till he drops' as he Charges at Jason, only to get Jason foot in his face 'ah no' as Deadpool slides across the floor, his noise broken and bleeding, but starts healing as he stands up
'Ow, you SOB! Your dead now!' as Deadpool charges at Jason jumping over him this time and slicing downwards cutting off both of Jason arm, the machete clanging on the ground 'HA!' Deadpool gets punched in the face up Jason, with his other arm, then it starts to grow back 'oh what? Who gave the villain a healing factor?'
'That would be me, making it more fair' the voice of the poodle said in to the microphone.
'Stupid laser firing poodle' as Jason picked up the machete and start running at Deadpool, Deadpool ran right at him as well holding his swords and ever thing started going in slow motion.
'Next thing you know, I will get a black trench coat and old Jason there will have a lot of clones just standing there not doing anything'
The swords clanged together, Deadpool kicking in to Jason's knee cap and rolled back as Jason fell to one knee.
'Is that fear I see in your eye?' Deadpool asked raising his sword and charging in throwing his swords up and landing punch's and kicks as Jason goes flying to the ground Deadpool grabs his sword.
'I'M GOANNA KILL YOU!' as Deadpool jumps on Jason digging his sword in and slicing him in ½ from the head to the toes 'and stay down, you freak with a mask'
'And the winner is, Deadpool' the poodle said in a disappointed sounding voice, but the crowed started chanting
'DEADPOOL! DEADPOOL!' as Deadpool took a bow grinning under his mask.
'thank you, thank you, I will be here killing all week' as Deadpool looked up from the bow and saw he was no longer in the room he was in before but now in a boiler room with red lights in the back ground and an evil laugh was heard ringing a round the place.
'I don't even get a rest, that's just unfair' as Deadpool started walking round a katanas in his hands.