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Meh… First Fic I have not decided whether I am doing this because it is late and I am bored or actually want to I guess we will see.

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Disclaimer: Meh… I do not own Naruto or any X-over… I mean come on

"Jutsu" talking aloud

'Jutsu' Thinking

"Rasengan" Jutsu name, summons/ kyuubi

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Chapter 1

Death, the passing from this world to the afterlife whatever that may consist of if you were "a good person" it could contain meeting up with other dead loved ones. If you were "a bad person", it could mean rotting in "Hell" with the Shinigami.

Naruto thought about this as he attended the funeral of the one he called ojii-san, one of the only ones who truly cared for him in this god-forsaken village. Sure, he still had Teuchi and his daughter but, the Old man was his ojii-san, his grandfather, adopted or not. He was always there lending his shoulder to cry on and looking after him when he could, but now he was gone taken away by the traitorous snake. Naruto had vowed that day that he would get his revenge for taking away his first precious person.

His thoughts were soon interrupted as he heard soft whimpering beside him turning to see Konohamau. Naruto leans down to him to envelop him into a hug as he whispers to his otouto that everything will be ok, that their grandfather went out the way of a true shinobi protecting what was special to him (i.e. them, Asuma, and to a certain extent the village). As Ko listened to his older brother (not really adopted but, just as good as) he nodded his head in understanding but, be really just needed to get it out of his system. Naruto understood this and just continued to hold Ko as he let it out.

Walking away from the funeral Naruto heard, "Oi…. Gaki!" He turns around noticing the person who called for him.

"What do you want Jiraiya-sensei?"

This threw Jiraiya for a loop seeing as Naruto never called him that.

'He must really be hurting to refer to me as sensei…. Maybe I should take him with me a few weeks away from this place would do him some good.'

"Listen Naruto I am leaving for a while to search for my Old teammate in the hopes of her returning to heal people involved in the invasion. I was wondering if you would be interested in joining me. I may even throw in a jutsu or two"

Naruto thought this over. He really did not feel like dealing with the hateful villagers so soon after his ojii-sans death he may just end up snapping besides, Ko had Asuma to look after him while he clears his head.

"Sure Jiraiya-sensei I'll go with you"

"Good…. We leave in a week do not worry about your team as all missions for genin have been put on hold. The most they will be doing is clearing debris and repairing homes and shops. You may want to inform Konohamaru though seeing as you guys are pretty close."

"Ok thanks Jiraiya-sensei…. I'll meet you by the village gates in a week at first light."

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(Time Skip- 1 week)

"Ero-sennin you're on time… I have to say I am definitely not use to this."

"Well I see your back to normal…. Well let's get this show on the road."

"So Ero-sennin about those jutsu you mentioned…."

"Hehe… ok Gaki you got me" He reaches into his pocket to pull out….

"…..A water balloon? Come on Ero-sennin you said you would teach me a cool jutsu"

"Actually I said I would teach you a jutsu never said cool, powerful, or any of the other adjectives you came up with in your head but, this is a cool jutsu invented by none other than your own father…… oops"

"…. What did you say?"

"Hehe… what do you mean?"

"You said 'by your own father' did you know him?"

'Shit Jiraiya how in the hell did you let that slip that damn porn must be going to your head….. what am I saying how could I possibly put that on porn…. It can't be the evil that caused me to mention the gaki's dad…. Hell it's not evil at all it's only the greatest thing invented since sliced bread…. All those hot bodies intertwined in the positions of the Kama sutra…. Oh I remember this one I saw where Jan walked in on Alice and Michelle while they attended to each other's bodies…….'

"Jiraiya… Jiraiya….. JIRAIYA!!!"

"Huh… oh what did you want gaki?"

"My father…. you mentioned him? Well who was he?"

"His name was Minato Namikaze… also known as the 'Yellow flash'"

"My dad… was the… Yondaime? What about my mother is she still alive?"

"Yes he was the Yondaime and before you get into the whole rant about why would he do this to his own son? You have to ask yourself would you be willing to put someone else's child thru what you were not willing to put your own thru. As far as your mother her name was Kushina Uzumaki she died during childbirth. Also don't go blaming yourself for that either she knew her time was short you should have seen the look on her face as she held you for the first time. She was so proud."

Naruto for the first time in his life realized that he wasn't just some orphan whose parents abandoned him after the sealing. At that point, he made another vow to live his life to the fullest and not look back with regret, to make his parents proud.

" Ok gaki enough with the sappy stuff time to get back to training… if you want we can talk later about you parents ill even skip out on a day of research to tell you about them….. So this is what you are suppose to do watch"

Jiraiya raises his hand to show another water balloon. Naruto watches as it suddenly formed bumps and then *pop*.

"Ok so I am guessing you used your chakra to push the water in different directions until 'pop'?"

"Yup that's pretty much it so get to it"

Now even though Naruto understood the basic theory to accomplish this jutsu… theory and practical work are two different things… a certain pink haired kunoichi can agree with that.

Miles away as Sakura was sitting in a tree *coughstalkingcough* Sasuke she suddenly sneezes falling out the tree making her forehead even bigger.

Took him about a week to finally master the first step.

"Ok gaki as you noticed the first part was all about control the second part should be considerately easier this step is all about power… watch"

He pulls out a rubber ball and after about a sec *POP*

This step took less time obviously, as Naruto is flowing with power.

"Wow 1 and a half weeks and already on the final step…ok the final step is just a combination of the first two steps but you must maintain the power in full. Final result will look something like this…. RASENGAN!!!"

Jiraiya slams it into a nearby tree. Naruto watches as it grinds into the bark knocking the tree over. After seeing the power behind that jutsu, he starts to grin like a maniac already thinking of ways he can put it into his fighting. Speaking of which he needs to focus and decide whether learn a taijutsu style that will fit him or make one on his own.

'Maybe something dealing with Shadow clones since my reserves allows me to use them like no tomorrow…. I'll look into it when we get back'

"Well gaki we finally reached a town I'm going to go check for some leads you get us checked into a hotel."

"Yea... yea... whatever Ero-sennin I'll see you in the morning."

Naruto decided to take a break and just lay back and relax for a while after training for a week straight. *Knock Knock* 'Meh… Jiraiya must have gotten turned down pretty quickly.'

"Luck not with you today huh Jirai…."

"Hello Naruto-kun. You will be coming with us."

Naruto looks them over he notices one was medium height with black hair pulled back into a ponytail. Onyx colored eyes wearing a black robe with red clouds on the bottom. He also sees he's wearing black finger nail polish….. 'He must be an Uchiha Onyx colored eyes expressionless face and the black fingernail polish which practically screams emo'. Naruto then looks over the next person he is a little taller than the last person is. He has pale blue skin and what's that 'gills' on the side of his neck. The second person is also carrying a sword….'What's with people and sword first Zabuza, the Orochimaru, now this person maybe I should at least learn some kenjutsu.

"Ok Emo-guy and Sharkbait what do you guys want?"

Itachi eyebrow made a barely noticeable twitch at being called emo but calmed before anyone took notice. Unlike his partner whom….

"Who the fuck do you think your calling Sharkbait!?!? Come on Itachi the boss didn't say that he needed his arms just that he needed to be alive to extract the demon let me have some fun with him."

He briefly considered letting Kisame have his way with the kid at least for a little while after all the little shit needed to learn not to mess with him. However, quickly reconsidered realizing Kisame would more than likely take it too far.

Just as they were about to get started…..

"Eh…. Gaki I just realized I forgot to get a ke…."

Jiraiya upon seeing two S-class missing-nins quickly preformed the necessary seals cut his thumb and said "Kuchiyose: Gamaguchi Shibari!!"

"Ok now that I have caught you two how about you tell me some information I need on this little organization of yours."

"Shit, Kisame we need to move… Now!"

They take off running turning the corner of the hotel hallway, which is now covered in toad esophagus

"Its no use you guys aren't going any….*BOOM* What the hell?"

Jiraiya looks down inspecting the now charred remains of the toad esophagus and burning black fire. Jiraiya seals away the flame into a scroll to study later.

"Ero-sennin who the hell was that and what's with those weird black flames I thought you said you had them?"

"Look gaki everyone makes mistakes in overestimation and underestimation I just learned a lesson in both"

'So they are already starting to make their move…. Dammit, I thought I had more time…. My precious research time…*weeps*'

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It has been about three weeks since their departure from konoha and let's just say thing we're not going as planned for Naruto. First, he learns his parents didn't abandon him but that his father was also the Yondaime Hokage… I mean what other things were they about to drop on him all of a sudden he has a bloodline and some remaining relatives.

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"Three damn weeks and he's already mastered the jutsu with one hand I mean sure it take him a couple seconds of concentration to get it but still it took me six months…. *mutters about damn know it all blond brats*"

"Come on Ero-sennin where is this teammate of yours I told Ko I would only be gone a few weeks and I'm getting bored."

"Geeze gaki would you just shut-up and chill for a sec damn…."

"Well I'm getting hungry can we at least get something to eat?"

"Urg….. Fine! Let's go in here….. 'at least then I can get some sake.'"

As they walk into the café (only referred to as a café but really it's just a bar that happens to serve food and allows children inside) low and behold who they find in the back….

"Jiraiya!?"

"Tsunade?"

"Oi…. Ero-seninn I thought you said she was your teammate she doesn't look older than 25."

"Don't let the genjutsu fool you kid she's really about 50"

"NANI!?"

"Geeze kid do you have to be so damn loud!?"

"Look who's talking Tsunade I swear you just blew my eardrums out. I swear you two are related"

"Shut-up Jiraiya/Ero-sennin!" They yell then point at each other "I'm not related to him/her!"

"Anyway the reason we're here Tsunade is to bring you back and have you instated as the Gondaime Hokage."

"No Way in Hell!!!" They yell again

"Why the hell would they want this old hag?"

*Left eyebrow twitch* "She probably looks older than the old man which is why she resorted to that genjutsu * add tick mark*

"Ummm… kid yea I think you should Shut-up about now"

"Huh why it's not like the old hag is going to do anything if she tries she might break a hip"

Queue Snickers and bumps to the head

"You know Jiraiya this new student of yours is nothing like my Minato."

"What do you mean your Minato?"

'Dammit' Lots of people letting things slip out huh… "Well you see… hehe… He was kind of our son…"

'Tell me I didn't just slip again'

"NANI!?!? WHAT DO YOU MEAN OUR SON?"

"JIRAIYA SHUT THE HELL UP AND LET ME EXPLAIN DAMN!?!? Saying I was loud."

"You're my grandmother?" Naruto ask weakly

"Huh…. Look kid I don't know who you think I am but….."

"Umm… Tsunade I think you should take a closer look at him. Notice the blond hair and blue eyes."

"Naru-chan…"

"DON'T CALL ME THAT YOU WERE NEVER THERE FOR ME WHEN I WAS BEAT ON EVERYDAY YOU WERENT THERE WHEN THEY SOLD ME OLD MOLDY BREAD YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT ME SO DON'T PRESSUME YOU CAN GET FAMILIAR WITH ME!!"

Unknown to Naruto at that time he just wanted her to hurt as much as he had. Unconsciously he willed the plants around them to attack. Next thing he knew the roots of the flowers had Tsunade hanging in the air upside down as she is about to be impaled by a nearby tree root.

Naruto realizes this at the last second and yells in his mind 'NO STOP!!'

Everything freezes.

Naruto's mind is running wild 'Did I do that?'

While Tsuande is thinking 'What the hell that's not Mokuton.'

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Pairings…. I don't know yet only going to do about 2 girls you can suggest one is decided… maybe if you want you can make suggestions for the other and I might take it into consideration probably won't stick to cannon pairings also going to change some things when I'm not writing at 4 am.

Lemons maybe… I probably will not write them but might get and offer from someone else to write them as story goes along

Also as for his Bloodline, it is going to get the Senju bloodline but with the Kurama from yu yu hakusho twist with the rose whip and stuff

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