Urahara: talking to yoruichi on the computer* oh crap ichigo just drank the lovers drink and is chasing renji round the house
***********with ichigo****************************
Ichigo: come on renji please
Renji: get the hell away you weirdo
Ichigo: grabs renjis legs and trips him up*kiss me please
Renji: will you leave me alone afterwards?
Ichigo: yes
Renji: thinks*okay*kisses ichigo the rest is censored*
***************back to urahara********************
Urahara types: yoruichi you planned this didn't you?
Yoruichi types: ....RUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNN
Urahara types: GET BACK HERE YOU OWE ME A NEW COFFEE TABLE THEY JUST MADE LOVE ON MINE!!!!
Yoruichi types: HEHEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Urahara types: BITCH CAT!!!
Yoruichi types: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Urahara types: ewwww gross oh god tesai burn that table
Yoruichi types: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA ~MOW~
Urahara types: wats this wite stuff eeeewww yoruichi ur so dead!!
Yoruichi types:HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Urahara types: is that jinta making out with no the worlds gone insane tesai were relocating to the moon
Yoruichi types: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA*glomp*
Urahara types: jinta was making out with kon while he was in ichigos body
Yoruichi types: and how did ichigo take it?
Urahara types: when he`d finally stopped making out wif renji he called him a pedo and kicked him out his body
Yoruichi types: HAHAHAHAHA
Urahara types: you`re getting a kick outta this aren`t you?
Yoruichi types: yup
Urahara types: gotta go jinta just hit ichigo on the head with his mallet thing
Yoruichi types: your gonna get me when you see me aren`t you?
Urahara types: you don't know the half of it cya
Yoruichi types: cya