10 things Bella isn't aloud to do
1 seduce Edward (he wont do it babe)
2 Seduce Emmett/Jasper to try and annoy Edward into doing it with her
3 Do it with Jacob (Bella you're engaged and u no Edward will hate you for it)
4 Threaten Edwards piano
5 Kill Jacob for imprinting on Renesmee
6 Kill anyone
7 Break their cottage (just because you can't doesn't mean you should)
8 Pretend that Renesmee isn't Edwards child but the product of her affair with Jacob/Mike/Eric
9 Rip Emmetts hear off
10 Beat Emmett again at arm wrestling (He is a baby when he looses and she owes it to Rosalie)