There are few people in this world that are scarier than I am, when angered. Unfortunately for us, Sesshoumaru and InuYasha are two of those people. Both of them were also stubborn and prideful, which were more clashing characteristics. Needless to say, calming InuYasha down enough that he didn't want to brutally slaughter Kate took a lot of effort. It was night time now, and we were all downstairs.

The hide-a-bed had been pulled out, and there were two mattresses on either side of it. I was on the bed with Kate, and InuYasha was separated from Sesshoumaru by the bed. You would think that meant quiet, but that wasn't really the case. InuYasha was into a lot of things, and I was wishing he'd just shut up and go to sleep. Maybe when I woke up in the morning they'd be gone? Was that too much wishful thinking? Well, it wasn't so bad right now. Kate was at this point trying to explain the concept of a show to InuYasha, but seemingly failing.

I wasn't even fortunate enough that they had the mentality of children. Maturity level, perhaps, but not mentality. Simply put – they were like having overly intelligent children in a grocery store. They knew what they wanted, and by the time you were at the checkout you had what they wanted because they either wore you down so much with whining you didn't care anymore, or somehow tricked you into thinking it was a good idea.

Star Trek was never something I took much interest in, I never liked space movies. ET still scares the life out of me. There was only so much of this I could manage. "I'm going upstairs." It was getting late, I was tired! Now... everyone was staring at me. At this point I couldn't help but wonder why it was them I was stuck with. Why not Athrun Zala? Edward Elric would probably be easier to manage. "Is there... a problem with that?"

It took me a moment to realize... I wasn't the one they were staring at.

I have a couple dogs, and the bigger of the two, Duke, had wandered down the stairs. After sniffing the TV, he proceeded to mark it as his. "I'm not... cleaning that up." Kate mumbled, still rather focused on her show. She was probably more frustrated the animal was in her way, blocking her view, than concerned he just pissed all over the television set.

"Duke no! Sit!" That was when a rather loud crash drew everyone's attention elsewhere.

The hanyou that we all knew, and loved, had gone crashing down into the cement floor with a horrified yell. Duke however, was proceeding to mark the rest of the basement.

"Did you kill him?" Kate spoke curiously, looking at the still face-down male. "Can I.... have his ears? I'm making a teddy bear." The other girl was moving forward, obviously ready to examine the ears.

I had always known my friend was a bit twisted, but that was... a bit much. "I won't have you dismembering other guests in the house."

"Well... if I take him outside can I?"

"What? No!"

"Why not?"

"Just no!"

"Just give me a reason..." As she spoke she pulled out a small pocket knife.

"If you died, would you like me ripping you apart?" I couldn't believe we were having this conversation.

"Sure."

Both of us... probably should have been paying more attention to the full blood, looking down at his brother. "You wench. Killing him was supposed to be my job. Now what am I supposed to do?" At the best of times he didn't sound warm and fuzzy, but that was in all... pretty scary.

"Take up knitting?" Kate had... never been particularly tactful, or one to think before she spoke. "Become a male stripper? Learn to sing?"

"Will you shut up!?" InuYasha had apparently recovered from whatever was wrong with him, and was standing behind Kate.

It looked like... nobody was going to be sleeping tonight after all.

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Sorry guys, know that wasn't as funny as the other chapters. Its been a while though, and I just wanted to get something added onto it. Next bits shall be funnier.