"Natalie, there's a new case that Captain Stottlemeyer wants Monk to take a look at. A five year old girl was found at the bottom of the staircase at her house. She had broken her neck and has a stab wound. No weapon was found and it looks like a suicide, but Stottlemeyer thinks it could be homocide. Could you come over now?" Leutenant Disher rambles on, talking way too fast.
"Well, is it urgent? It's one 'o clock in the morning," Natalie replies, yawning.
"Ummm...no, but...ok I admit I didn't call you about a case. There isn't really a new case, I made it all up." Disher confesses.
"Well then, why did you call me?" Natalie asks.
"Well...umm..." Disher mutters.
"I'm waiting," Natalie interrupts.
"Natalie, I love you," Disher blurts out.
Natalie gasps, "Really? Well, I mean, of course I knew you liked me, but I never thought that you'd say it straight out! And I also never thought it would get that serious." Natalie laughs the whole time.
Five minutes later, Disher interrupts Natalie's laughing, "What is so funny about that?"
"I'm sorry," Natalie pauses while her laughing dies down. "The truth is, I've loved you all this time! I guess I was embarrased about it or something...I was afraid to admit it to anyone, even myself."
"I can't believe it! Well, will you come over now for THAT reason?" Disher asks anxiously.
"What about Julie?" Natalie wonders.
"I thought she was at a sleepover tonight," Disher replies.
"Oh yeah! OK, of course I'll come over. You're at home, aren't you, you little liar," Natalie rejoices.
"Yeah. Well, see ya soon, I hope," Disher says.
Natalie rushes to get her cars keys and runs out to the car, not bothering to change. When she gets to Disher's house, she rings the doorbell a million times impatiently. "You're here!" Disher exclaims.
Natalie doesn't say anything. Instead, she grabs his face and starts kissing him. At first, it is kinda awkward, but soon enough, Disher really gets into it. They close the front door, still kissing while doing so, and lean against the door. After a few minutes, they make their way to Disher's bedroom, still kissing. They close the door to the bedroom, and get onto the bed, still kissing. Apparently, they waited too long for this. Natalie is already practically half naked. Disher starts stripping off his clothing, "Do you like that?" He breaks apart from her lips for the few seconds it takes to do that. "Mmmm..." Natalie mutters, not wanting to stop. She takes off the little clothes she has on and starts moving her lips away from his and down his body. Eventually, she reaches his dick. "Do you enjoy that?" She asks. "Oh. My. God." That's all he has to say. That's when they really get into it.
They go on, having sex all night long, until they hear a doorbell. It's already 9:00. "Oh no," Disher yelps. The two of them quickly throw their clothes back on and Disher answers the door while Natalie hides in his room. It's Julie, of all people, "Why are you here, Julie?" Disher asks, panicing.
"I'm looking for my mom," Julie responds.
"Why would you think that you're mom would be here?" Disher asks, trying his best not to freak out.
"Oh, come on. It's no secret the two of you love each other. It's ok, you don't have to hide it anymore...or anything else going on between the two of you, for that matter," Julie tells him.
"Umm...I'll be right back, Julie. Stay right here," Disher runs to his room and explains everything to Natalie. Natalie goes out to Julie, "Let's go home, Julie. Bye, Disher." And they go, leaving Disher alone after he's had the best experience ever...or so he thinks.