Naruto & Hinata
There are just some things you do not talk about at the breakfast table. Especially if your last name is Uzumaki and your father loves to see his in-laws suffer.
"Mommy?" A small brunette boy said over the table he was sitting at with his parents and grandparents along with some other relatives. "Yes honey what is it?" His mother Hinata said placing her fork down to look at her eight year old boy.
"I was wondering." The boy continued. "How do babies really get in your tummy?" Everything went quiet at the table as they stared at the young boy, Neji was the first one to break the awkward silence. "I think you're not old enough to know that just yet Tachi." The youngster pouted at that and turned to his father who seemed to be trying very hard not to burst out laughing.
"Ne, Neji you really think so I think he's old enough." Naruto said smirking and turning to his oldest son. "Ok look if any thing is confusing just tell me." Tachi nodded smiling once more, glad that he could finally get Hana off his back for not knowing the truth about babies.
The rest of the occupants at the table were flabbergast that Naruto was just going to tell the child right now at breakfast at that. Hiashi coughed in his hand trying to get the blonds attention but failing for Naruto started to explain the process to his son.
"You see when people love each other they have sex and to do that they get naked and role around in bed for some time and then seed goes in to the moms tummy and there it changes in to a baby over the next nine months." All at the table were shocked, even Hinata who was as red as a tomato but they were even more shocked when Tachi just said. "I don't get it, how does it get in the tummy?"
And before anyone could stop Naruto he picked up a doughnut and a knife showing how it was done and explaining it as he did. When the show was over the brunette smiled widely and stood up. "Where are you going?" Hinata managed to choke out as he started to run off.
Tachi turned around his smile even wider as he called. "To tell Hana that now I know to!" He ran out of the door but as soon as the word sunk in Neji and Tenten both jumped up.
"Tachi get back here!" They both yelled afraid that they might be to late to save their daughters innocent mind. Naruto chuckled and took a bite of the show and tell doughnut before saying. "So I'm guessing that you haven't told her yet?" As an answer he got two worried parents running out after the eight year old yelling for him to stop.
"They'll never catch him in time he's a fast little bugger." Naruto said oblivious to the looks he was receiving from the other guests at the table.
When he looked up he held out the last doughnut and asked innocently. "You mind if I take the last one?"
A/N : Hi... Review please and tell me what the next pairings should be... I'm open for anything and I most likely will have to use some of the girls twice 'cause I want to do most if not all of the guys in the stories... Would love it if you came up with a plot too even if I can think of them by my self it's just fun to see what you would like to read... Hope you liked it... ;P