Neji & Tenten

The two parents ran as fast as they could but even as they did so they caught Naruto's last words. "They'll never catch him in time he's a fast little bugger."

That only made them go faster to where their daughter was supposed to be playing with Hinabi after they had both finished dinner before the rest of them. But when they reached the door they saw it was too late 'cause Tachi was at that moment doing the show and tell his father had done only minute ago.

Hana was wide eyed as she watched him and when she noticed her parents in the door way she stood up and approached them. Neji panicked a little, not wanting to talk about this with his only child, so he turned to Tenten and said the first thing that popped in to his mind.

"You're her mother so it's your destiny to tell her." And before Tenten could argue he was gone in a puff of smoke leaving her alone with the two kids.

"Mommy, is Tachi telling the truth?" Hana asked with an innocent voice making Tenten a bit nervous. "Eh, well, yeah." Was the intelligent answer that came out of her mouth at the time making her want to do a face palm. If she was nervous now it doubled when Hana asked the next question.

"Dose it hurt when it happens?" Tenten glanced at Tachi who was listening to every word that came out of her mouth much like her daughter was doing. "Tachi, you go and find Hinabi and tell her to go take the ice out of the fridge and the fruits as well." Tenten couldn't think of anything else to say so the boy would leave. Thankfully it worked as Tachi ran out of the door to find his aunt.

"Sweetie, do you really want to know about this right now, you know that when you get older I can still tell you?" Hana just shook her head at her mothers lame attempts to get out of this.

"No I want to know now." She said stubbornly just like her mother used to do when she was younger and wanted something.

"Ok, how can I put it." Tenten though about it for a while before coming up with a good idea that would hopefully keep her girl away from boys in that aria for a few more years after puberty in the future.

"The truth is that it hurts like hell, it's like someone is ripping you open with a dull knife." Hana shivered at that and said to her mothers delight. "I'm never going to do that." She then seemed to think about it for a while and then asked. "But if it hurts then why do you have babies?"

Tenten just placed a hand over her shoulders and led her out to the dining aria. "You'll find out when you're older, promise."

When Tenten was sitting next to her husband at the dining table she hissed in his ear so no one but him could hear. "Next time you're going to have the talk, not me." Neji just smiled at her and gave her a kiss.

If it was up to him there wouldn't be a next time, one baby was enough and now he knew that he wouldn't be able to get away from the talk if there would be another child.

Oh how wrong he was in his hopes.

A/N : Hi... Wow it feels like ages sins I updated last time... Anyway... Hope you liked it and I'll try to update soon but I can't promise nothing there is a lot going on right now in my life... Funny though I got a pairing that I'm not so sure I even can do 'cause I know nothing about one of them but I'll try regardless... Two more things... The pairings do not only have to be of the Konoha twelve and the sand siblings but also the senseisand other known characters... I'll be updating a new story tomorrow (if I remember) and it'll be a canon fic... Love you if you read it and stuff... Review please... ;P