AN: please don't kill me!! the holidays suck, i've been way mega busy. So to give you guys a treat...or poison...whichever way you take it i put a lemon in, if it sucks i'm sorry but i haven't even had a first kiss let alone sex.

Enjoy!!!

BPOV

We arrived at the club at about 9:00, not long after we went in I was approached by a tall russet looking (AN: enter dog ) Indian.

"I noticed you just walked in but I couldn't stand the thought of some other guy sweeping you away before I had my chance." he said and winked….winked!! How mach lamer could someone get! Then that reminded me of how Edward used to give me encouraging winks…

"Come dance with me!" I blurted out.

"Ya of course. Umm… my name's Jacob. Yours?"

"Bella." I didn't feel like talking just dancing, now that I had the chance to look him over I had to admit he wasn't horrible looking (AN: puke! J). The song was fast and upbeat, I turned around and started grinding into him. I could tell he liked it.

"So Bella, you go to school here?"

"Yep"

"Why here? Why not somewhere abroad?" Edward went abroad all the way abroad to fucking Paris. This guy just could not shut up. So I turned around and kissed him. His lips felt perfect against mine I was able to push all thoughts of Edward out of my head and just think about …what's his name….Jacob. All I was letting myself think about were Jacob's lips on mine. Such urgency like we were both expecting something from this kiss, obviously not the same thing, I was looking for a distraction, whereas he was hoping to get me in bed. But I have to admit he is an amazing kisser.

"Bella we should get out of here.."

"Umm I don't think so…"

"Well could I at least get your number?"

"Fine." I pulled him over to the bar ask for a pen and wrote it on a napkin.

"Thanks! A ton! I'll call you! Bye Bella."

"See ya later."

This blonde guy with spiky looking hair came up to me.

"Hey my name Mike maybe I could get your number as well…."this guy was pathetic and I felt sorry so I gave him a number, not my number, but a number.

"Sure, listen and write it down. 1-310-217-7638. Got it?"

"Yea. I'll call you tomorrow we'll discuss me and you and less clothing." and then he winked at me but I was to disgusted to think of anything but how dumb he looked.

"Alice!" I yelled towards her and Jasper dancing.

"Yes?!" she had run up to me.

"Um I think I'm going to call it a night."

"Are you sure? Do you want me to go with you?"

"No Alice I think I'll be fine."

"okay….I guess I'll call you tomorrow."

"Bye Alice."

"Bye."

EPOV

"Tanya?" I called out as I walked into her apartment.

"In the bedroom." I walked in and was surprised with what was waiting. "Ah, Edward," she sighed, in her husky voice. She was wearing the yellow lace bra and panties set, my favorite.

Tanya curled her index finger twice toward herself. I was quick to oblige, and crawled on top of her, supporting my weight on my arms. She put her hands on his waist, and rolled them over, so she was on top.

I was about to roll back the other way, but she told me to stay put. Tanya leaned over me, dragging her creamy breasts against my chest. She kissed me deeply, and pulled away long before I was satisfied. She kissed my neck, and then brought herself upright. I was positive she could feel my erection pressing into her, and she grinned again. She rocked her hips against it, and I couldn't help but let out a moan. She continued to stare at me intently as she reached to pull off his pants –another unnecessary obstruction.

She put me at her entrance and finally eased the head inside her and lowered herself.

She moved slowly, but only in the beginning. She let the pleasure drive her, and take over control, as she let go of the reigns. As our mutual need for release grew, our impetus grew, and our thrusts became rapid.

"Ah…….uh…Edward!……..Oh!"

"Oh gawd Tanya!"

"Oh…Yes…Right there Edward!"

And we rode out our waves of pleasure.

AN: the number Bella give's Mike is a real number call it i dare you! ha ha. it's the number for the rejection hotline, it's pretty funny. I won't be able to update till after New Years since i'm going to Florida, but i'll try to write a few chapters while i'm there to type up and post when i get back, i don't go back to school till the fourth so i should be able to put one or two more up before breaks over. no guarentees. please tell me what you think!!!!!! Review!!!!!!