Four: Girls
"Pa?"
Mr. Moss looked down as he felt Hamish tugging at him pant leg. "What is it, son?"
"How come there ain't any girls on the terra?"
"Girls?" He furrowed his brow for a moment, trying to think quickly. "There ain't any here 'cause... They got cooties."
"I know!" Hamish replied. "But I wanna catch un!"
"A girl?"
"No! A cootie!"
A/N Hasn't anyone ever wondered what one of these alleged cooties looked like? =p
