Roxas went slowly down the hole into the abyss, as he saw it. "Great I'm in a dress. Falling down a hole which most likely is going to kill me! AND I'm still a virgin!" Axel the Cheshire cat suddenly popped out of nowhere. "That isn't a good thing to say when you're going down the hole! HAH! Get it?!" Roxas looked at the neko man and cocked his left eyebrow. "Forget it," Axel huffed. Something jabbed Roxas in the back. "Oww! Hey Ax- I mean Cheshire! Did you just pinch me?!" The man shook his head. Roxas was jabbed again. "WHAT. THE. HELL!" Roxas turned around to see a majestic unicorn. "This is weird! I'm falling in a hole and a unicorn appears!" The unicorns nibbled on Roxas's dress. "Stop that!" He smacked the unicorn. "But Roxas you must come with me and Charlie to candy mountain!"
Roxas eyes widen as he stared at the unicorn. "Did it just talk? And who the hell is Charlie?"Axel tapped on his shoulder and pointed to a tied up Xion floating, "That's Charlie." Axel said. Roxas looked at Xion and then turned back to the unicorn. "No" He then fell on his butt with a thump. "OWWW! This is just not my day." Roxas got up off the ground and dusted his dress off. Axel popped up again. "AH! Crap you HAVE to stop doing that man!" Axel simply smiled, "Why it is my job to fade in and out pop up out of nothing." Roxas ignored the man and looked around the room he saw a bed a table and a bookshelf next to the chimney. (A/N: This to me screams fire hazards! =D) Roxas looked back to the table which had two bottles on it. He walked up to the table and looked at both bottles. One was small and had a red liquid in it, the other was big with a a greenish nearly see-through color. He smiled and picked up the bigger bottle, "SWEET! SPRITE!" He took a big gulp of the liquid. "SPPPPPPPPPPPFT! That's not Sprite!"
The Cheshire laughed at him. Roxas rubbed his stomach and began to scream at the man but couldn't finish. For he had begun to shrink. "Hunh," He looked up at the neko man, " What just happened?" The red head disappeared. Roxas checked his body for damage. He looked at his legs, his arms, and then lifted up the skirt of the dress. "Whew! I'm glad that didn't shrink." He smiled proud of himself. "AHEM!" Roxas looked around the room to see who had did that. "Who's there?" He spotted a head on the door in front of him. It was Vexen. "I did not appreciate what I just saw!" Roxas frowned, "Ok what do I do next?" "
"Twist my knob and go to the otherside."
"Ewww! Your knob!"
"The door knob your prepubescent boy!"
Roxas twisted Vexen's head and the door opened.
"Owww! You brat that hurt!"
Roxas smiled and walked through the door.
[A/N: So what did you think? Anyways R/R please? Thank you and once again thanks for reading my scrabble this is my first fanfic please be nice? A little at least! =D]