A Bottle of Wine

Disclaier: I own nothing!

Asked and you will receive. And she was to drunk to know what it was. So we will never know what she drank....

Now normally wine sits with me quite well. But for some reason this time it didnt.

But I dont really care at the moment what those drunk out of their trouser bottoms hooligans gave me.

At the moment I only really care how far I got last night. And that Jaimy never finds out.

Lets see I had that horrible kiss, just thinking about kissing that man makes me want to vomit. Now lets think.

Okay so he told me that for payment I had to kiss him on the cheek. I kissed him. Then I think he pulled away, "The brit kissed me! I vote we just through her on the boat now!"

He said something along those lines. I remember screaming that I am not a tory. Even though I dont think he ever called me that. I recall one of the big ones, okay so they were all big I was drunk remember, lifting me up saying, "You wanna be a tory fine your a tory. Nice to meet ya miss tory," I could tell he was teasing me.

I remember flailing my arms around screaming I aint not stupid tory or brit or whatever they want to call me. I told them that I was a whatever I wanted to be.

They just continued to laugh at me.

I remember I tried to pull out my shiv but I was to drunk to grab it let alone hold it correctly. They just continued to laugh and took me away.

I think thats how I ended up in the ally. Maybe I vomited on one of them as they were dragging me away.

I hope I did. That brings a smile on to my face.