HOW TO BE.....(HEHE JOKE).....EMMETT!
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Set at anytime, but Nessie is not born and Bella is still human.
Chapter 2
EmmettPOV
Ok, tee hee hehehehe!
"Emmett! Stop giggling like a maniac on crack!" God. Edwards cranky. Maybe he's overly horny.
"Grrrrrrrrr"
Anywayz. I want to start my second chapter on How To Be........Emmett!. Edward just walked out of the room. I guess he didn't want to listen to my awesomeness. Okay. NO MORE DISTRACTIONS!.
Dealing With Emmett
When you wake up, you will be able to see clearer. When I first woke up, I thought had exray vision. I tried looking at Rosalie's boobs. It didn't work. Pout.
There will be a burning sensation in your throat, to put the fire out you need to drink blood. WARNING! Do not try to attack your wife. (Mentally shudders)
After hunting, grab an XBOX and grab a Jasper, because its fight time!
If Jasper beats you, Challenge him to an arm restle. If you win, Jasper must burn Alice's closet, If you lose, then... you are a rubbish Emmett.
Hehehehehe. I like writing this book. I think i am the smartest vampire ever!
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA" I think that came from more than one vampire...... and possibly from outside this house.............