HOW TO BE.....(HEHE JOKE).....EMMETT!
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Set at anytime, but Nessie is not born and Bella is still human.
Chapter 3- Annoying Eddie
Tee hee. I'm such a rebel. I think that's why i'm so unbelievably sexy...well other then my gorgeous looks. Edward looked at the same time Alice did. I guess she had a vision, about me writing my 3rd chapter.
"I might aswell save myself the pain" Alice walked away.
"Yes, i myself would like to get away....... oh and Emmett?" Eward looked at me with raised eyebrows.
"Yeah?"
"You are not unbelievebly sexy"
"Says the 108 year old virgin". He stalked away. Hehehe , no one can compare with the almighty Emmett.
Anyways! 3rd chapter here I come!
Annoying Eddie
The tip topiest way to annoy Eddiekins is to mention something crude about Bella. For example: when Bella walks by, grab her butt and say " Ooooh babe, such a firm ass"
Think about Rosalie naked when he's around. I fthis does not cheese him off, start moaning really loudly;scream Rosalie's name.
Tell him stories of how Sapnish influenze is creaping up on civilization.......
Ask him " Why haven't you had sex?". When he replies, shout "ALWAYS USE A CONDOM!, before he gets the second word out of his mouth.
Kiss him.
Oh this isgoing to be a winner. Oh crap. Edward was standing in front of me with an evil grin on his face.
"Eddie, what's wrong with your face?"
"Oh Emmett, Emmett,Emmett, you'll be asking the same question when i'm done with you."
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