HOW TO BE.....(HEHE JOKE).....EMMETT!

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Chapter 5- Practical Jokes.

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Rosalie has been wondering why I'm always locked in my bedroom. I told her I was playing poker with a sock fairy called Shambles. She hasn't spoke to me since, I think that was three days ago. Truth is I have been playing with ideas for my next chapter, i've decided on writing about practical jokes. Huh. Edward seems to feature alot in this chapter.........

Practical Jokes

When playing a practical joke, always make your target Edward. He is the funniest to watch, but you have to plan this when your away from him, otherwise he will know what your planning through your thoughts.

The best way to prank someone, is by involving some sort of pie,cake,cream or cookie mixture. Anything squishy or messy is absolutely AWESOME!

Get Bella to help you when you are pranking Eddie, becaus ethis usually makes it funnier. I remeber the time when me and Bella made cream pie..........it ended up in Edward's face and pants.

Sometimes, pranking Carlisle can be fun, but a prank for Carlisle usually comes with a punishment or a spanking...............

Hehehehehehehehe. I'm begining to love this book......but I miss Rosalie............I ahvn't had sex in a long,long,long time.....excuse me please.

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