There stood a gulping Kankuro holding chakra strings as Shikamaru went in to punch him, he pulled the blade back rapidly and went to stab Shikamaru, but he didn't. He kept the blade at Shikamaru's throat and pointed at all the cameras.

"It's not me. Blackmail… They saw me with Ino and uhh, we did some things. They said they were going to tell everybody and she would be framed as a whore and they will kill her." Kankuro was without his make-up and was sobbing.

Shikamaru glared at him. "Who is it…" He said this with a rather cold tone and Kankuro gulped. He faced Shikamaru but he couldn't look at him. It was Chouji and Kankuro who were doing most of it all along, but it wasn't their plan.

"Look Shikamaru…everybody is alive. It's a joke." He said chuckling when Shikamaru took the blade and cut his head off and punted it out of the window. The blood spewed as Kankuro had his body fall to the ground. Shikamaru went to the wind and fell backwards.

He was caught by Temari, who was covered in bandages as she kissed him. He looked up with wide eyes. "TEMARI! How did you make it?" She gasped and panted, signaling that she was running. "You see…it was the Akatsuki all along! They took over minds one by one and used dead bodies to disguise us. They just kidnapped us."

Shikamaru grabbed Temari and ran somewhere into the house. He was going to enter through the back before he entered a shadow and slipped through a crack, with Temari as well. They entered a small room with a couch, a television, a mini fridge and a microwave. Temari looked at him.

"I found it when I went exploring. Now tell me, everything." Shikamaru sat on the couch and Temari laid down, her head on his lap as she looked frightened. Shikamaru gently rubbed her hair and stroked it before she looked up at him and gulped.

"Well, that second Neji that came? He was an imposter and he planted a bomb in the house. And then that is how Naruto died, trying to disarm it, but they used a barrier jutsu to keep in the sound. They then hung the Naruto clone, but Naruto is somehow alive."

"Then, Hinata escaped and sent out for help to Konaha, but she came back and they also had the corpse of Kakashi and Gai. Then Sasuke and Sakura came and then they said their plan was complete. You killed the Kankuro clone from what I saw and then escaped. Which is when they left to find you and I came too…"

They heard a couple of gunshots and shouting by somebody they knew was Itatchi. "I can find you with Sharingan." Shikamaru's shadow traveled along the walls, and he hid in it until he found Itatchi. He returned to his body and used shadow possession and caught him.

Shikamaru stopped for a second and fell to his knees, something had to be done. He knew Itatchi was near the microwave so he faltered with his hands until he knew the microwave would be open. He then rested his head so Itatchi's would be in the microwave and pressed a button.

You could hear an explosion and Temari and Shikamaru hugging each other until Itatchi appeared in their room, holding a gun towards them and smirking. "You two will die for real." Nor did he know, the shadow of the couch was connected to the shadow of the wall, which was connected to the shadow of the tv, which he stood in. Shikamaru caught him.

"There is no way…" Itatchi said startled when suddenly Temari took the gun from his hand and pointed it at his forehead. "Release everybody." She said and he gulped and threw her some keys. Suddenly, she accidently pressed a button. It showed an image of the exploding place where everybody was.

Temari fell to her knees and began crying on how she killed them all when they all ran into the room, which seemed quite cramped. Everybody was coughing and gasping for air as they all charged up their best jutsu.

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Temari screamed, "WAIT! EXPLAIN!" They all started mumbling until they left it to TenTen. "Well you see, Ino used a jutsu to take their minds and freed us and also returned to her body when we were still in range, but a good distance away. That's when the building exploded."

Temari smiled and TenTen drew scrolls and threw weapons for Itatchi who looked like a porcupine. Ino then smirked. "Well….look. This was a mission everybody." They looked to see Tsunade who smirked and put together a handseal and in a huge cloud of smoke, they were just in the Konaha park and they all screamed.

Tsunade went on. "It was all a genjutsu to see if you could become Jounin, and you passed." Everybody went for Tsunade who kicked the ground and made a hugecrater as they all backed away slowy. "Are you ready for the sequel?" They all shook their heads and ran except for Hinata.

Hinata looked at Tsunade and pointed at her chest. "YOU HAVE HUGE BOOBS." She said as then she ran off and disappeared. Pervy Sage was outside of Tsunade's office with Byukugan and was seeing through her shirt with a smirk. Suddenly Konahamaru came in running.

"OKAY! The author sent me here. Is it my time to be in the---"

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A/N: I know the ending sucked. I just didn't want to continue this so I ended it.