Author's Note: I wish you guys reviewed the story, ah well, Time to get on with the second chapter of A Legendary Rescue! Oh yeah, I don't own Pokèmon, because if I did, the anime would have subtitles for the Pokèmon.
Chapter 2, The Captures
Grunt 1: So this is where the Spear Pillar is.
Grunt 2: Now to summon Palkia and Dialga.
Palkia and Dialga: Who dares to summon us?!
Grunts 1 and 2: Master Ball, go!
Grunt 3: Get over here NOW you Giratina! Master Ball, go!
Montage of rocket grunts capturing every legendary Pokèmon.
At the base
Rocondo: Well done my grunts, you have captured every single legendary Pokèmon.
Meanwhile in the Lasdon region
Rerty: (Shivers) I just got this horrible feeling. Like every single legendary Pokèmon was captured by team rocket…
Rabin: You too?
Zach: I must go to the rocket base!
Rabin: Like that would work! You need a team!
Rerty: This could be my chance of avenging my parents. I'll help you!
Rabin: You two would get creamed! I'll go, but only because you guys need MASIVE help.
Zach: We'll make preparations today, and tomorrow we set off!
Rerty: Wait, I need to get something. (She leaves and comes back with a hammer, a helmet, and a Metal Powder.) Rabin, because you have hands I think this hammer will do nicely for you.
Rabin: Thanks!
Rerty: Zach, because you're a Ditto I think this Metal Powder will work for you.
Zach: All right! Thank you.
Rerty: And I get the helmet so I can ram things!
Zach: Where did you get this stuff?
Rerty: I found it in a tree.
Rabin: Let's be sure to pack well, because if we don't; our butts are as good as kicked!
Rerty: Then why don't you put on a lead block to protect your butt?
Zach: LOL!
Rerty: I was serious.
Zach: Oh, when someone says "I'm going to kick your butt" they really mean that they're going to beat you up.
Rerty: Ooooooooooh, but why would they say kick butt when they could say beat up? It would be shorter.
Zach: I don't get it either.
Rabin: Can we start packing, NOW?
Zach: OK, OK, keep your stripes on!
(Line)
Well, this is a problem! All the legends have been captured by team rocket! Or have they? See you next time on A legendary Rescue!
Author's Notes: Sorry about the short chapter (again,) but I promise that the next chapter will be longer! We might even meet a legendary Pokèmon! Review please!