The Doctor and Donna walked into the farther reaches of the temple, the light of the matches and the faint blue glow of the sonic screwdriver guiding them.

Donna stopped. "Doctor? Did you see that?"

He stopped. "See what?" He waved his sonic screwdriver back and forth to see all around the room.

"D'know. Just saw something move out of the corner of my eye."

The Doctor spoke slowly. "Dark green in color. And small; relatively so. Yeah, I saw that."

They kept walking. Not long afterwards the large doors of the inner sanctuary loomed before them.

"Should we go in?" Donna asked hesitantly.

"Yeah." The Doctor responded after a long time. "I don't like big doors. Usually leads to trouble." He stopped there, reminiscing over past troubles with doors. His faces looked distant.

Donna spoke, still in awe of its magnificence. "Where d'ya think it goes?"

"Moon god temple." The Doctor responded almost instantly.

"How d'ya do that? Always know everything?" Donna said exasperated.

The Doctor smiled. "Says so on the door. And the handles on the door are harvest moon."

"Shu'up." Donna said quickly and inaudibly, starring at the floor, now the one looking dejected.

"Buck up now. We all can't notice everything." Said the Doctor, trying to cheer her up.

"You mean like how there is a third set of footprints in the dust?"

"Exactly!" The Doctor said excitedly. "Wait? There are?"

"Yup, and they go right through the door." Said Donna pointing at the floor.

"Then let's go follow them." The Doctor stepped up to the doors and opened them. The creaking was deafening.

The two stepped into a large chamber. The immensely tall ceiling loomed above them. As they walked farther in, the faint glow of the match and the sonic screwdriver fell onto the titanic sculpture of the moon god; its body so large that the small light didn't even reach his face.

Donna walked farther into the room. She knelt, fingering at something on the floor. "Doctor. Look at the offerings to 'im. There are footprints here too."

The Doctor walked forward, being careful not to step into the pre-existing footprints. He read the carved words on the pedestal. "Father Moon; God of war and the harvest."

A tremendous voice came from nowhere; chuckling. "Who are you to wake in here like a king and pay me no homage?!"

"I'm the Doctor. You are?"

The voice responded with majesty. "God."

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The Doctor responded first. "Ohh… I'm sorry then. Must be pretty lonely here. No one to worship you."

The voice screamed with rage. "Down on your knees and beg for forgiveness before I smote you!"

The Doctor responded in turn, raising his head to look at the statue. "Nah."

Donna Noble let the match fall to the ground and crept around to the other side of the statue. From a distant she followed the prints, being careful not to step near them so she would not be seen.

The voice spoke louder than before, but quaked slightly, not used to hearing it's calls unheeded. "Your sons and daughters will forever be cursed."

The Doctor began to slowly walk, following the footprints in the dust. "You know, you really be more consistent with your threats. Giving a weaker secondary threat is pretty sad. Makes it seem like you don't have enough power to go through with them." The Doctor finished starring at a small green man.

The small man turned to face the Doctor, holding up a gun that was half of his size. "No, I really think I do."

Donna found herself in back of the small man. "Boo." She reached down and punched his as he turned to face her. "Boo hoo."

His small green body slumped down to the floor, unmoving.