Essence of Succubus

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None of these have been read by a beta and will not unless I choose to expand on them. This is an idea that came to me and I just had to write it. It's just a humour fic. For the express purpose of those who wish to know the pairing, it's Harry/Pansy.

Lower Dungeons

"Will it do as you say," Ginny asked again. "Will it make me look better? Will it win me Harry's heart?"

"It'll do everything I said and more," Pansy said with a smirk. "I assure you. Just drink the potion and you will have the man of your dreams."

"Thanks," Ginny said as she started to leave.

"Hold on," Pansy said as she grabbed her arm. "My payment"

"Oh yeah," Ginny said. "Hear it is."

Unused Classroom

"Finally," Ginny cheered. "He'll be mine. Once I take this, Harry will not be able to resist me."

Unbeknownst to her, two pairs of eyes watched as she downed the potion. The taller of the two began to raise his wand when the shorter one stopped him. Whispering, "Wait, she must fully change before we can stun her."

"Arrrgh," she screamed as her body felt like it was turning inside out. Her only thoughts were that the pain better be worth it.

Slowly getting up, she looked into the mirror and saw her reflection. "Merlin, it worked. Harry will never be able to resist me now that I have the allure of a Veela. He will be mine."

"Stupefy," the taller one finally cast. They two watched as Ginny fell to the ground.

"Are you sure the potion will work like we planned," asked the taller shadow.

"Yes Potter, I'm sure," Pansy said. "I brewed it just like the book said. When she wakes up, she will be attracted to the first man she sees."

"Let's get started then," Harry smirked. "We don't want to disappoint her future love."

"If I didn't know any better, I'd swear you were a Slytherin."

Outside Riddle Manor

After using the portkey Pansy stole from her father, they deposited Ginny at the outer edge of the wards. "Let's get this party started," Harry said as he cast numerous random spells.

Working like he planned, Deatheaters appeared casting spells in every direction until they noticed that they were the only ones standing. "Must have been a false alarm," Malfoy said. "Let's go back."

"Over here," cried Nott. "I got a body. It's a Weasley from the looks of it. Who cast Stupefy? We were aiming to kill, not stun."

"Doesn't matter, bring her," Malfoy said. "We'll bring her back and let the master wake her."

Riddle Manor- Throne Room

"What's the meaning of this," roared Voldemort as he saw the body of Ginny Weasley being floated in. "How did she find us?"

"We left her stunned so you could question her yourself, mi lord," bowed Malfoy.

"Crucio," intoned Voldemort. "Next time question her before you bring her before me. Ennervate."

"Where am I," said as she tried to get up. "Where's Harry?"

"I will be asking the questions around here," Voldemort said.

Upon looking into Voldemort's eyes, Ginny forgot all about Harry and felt in her heart that she had found her soul mate. "Tommy," she cried. "I'm home. I came back to you."

"Uh," Voldemort said confused. This was not how his victims usually acted. They were usually begging for mercy.

"Take me," she begged as she tried to undress him.

"Get off," he yelled as he tried to peel her off.

Snap.

"What was that," he said as he looked down. What he saw shocked him. She had managed to step on his wand and break it. "Get off now!" he roared.

"No," she insisted. "You belong to me."

"Help me," he screamed as she managed to get off his robes.

Several Deatheaters pulled her off their lord until she grabbed one of their wands and cast Engorgio on their heads. Laughing like a madwoman she dashed back to the Dark Lord, ignoring the Deatheaters as their heads continued to expand till they exploded.

"Tommy," she crooned. "Don't you love me anymore? You used to whisper sweet things to me in my first year. You told me how to amuse myself without the taint of those school boys."

"Help," he screamed again as he tried to crawl away, only to lose his pants in the process.

Shadows

"This is pretty good entertainment," Harry said as he ate some popcorn. "This really is good."

"I gotta admit Potter," Pansy said. "You managed to pull it off. You win the bet. I'm all yours."

"Excellent, but I wish to see the ending."

Throne Room

Voldemort began crying as Ginny bitch-slapped him as he continued to struggle. "Stay still. I have to show you my love."

"Help," he whimpered as she managed to get off the last of his clothing. "I promise I will reform. I will not kill or rape anyone else. Just let me go."

"Straddling the Dark Lord, she said, "Hold still. You will begin to enjoy this."

Shadows

"Should we end his suffering," asked Pansy as she fingered her wand. "This is cruel and unusual."

"Yes, it is," he said. "But let's keep it going for a little while longer. I wanna see him cry some more. Though I must admit that seeing him naked is going to give me nightmares for a long time."

"Is poor little Potter scared of the evil naked man," she cooed. "I'll protect you. Just wait until tonight and you will forget all about him. I guarantee that you will be crying my name."

Throne Room

"No," Voldemort cried as he tried to crawl away. "Please someone. Stop her."

His remaining Deatheaters could only look on in a perverse sickness as a little 6th year Gryffindor tried to take their lord as her mate.

"We can have little kiddies," she giggled. "Lots and lots of them. Of course we will have to live in my parent's home until you can get a respectable job. I'm sure my father can help with that. He is always saying that he needs more help."

"Noooooooooooooo," he cried.

Looking into the shadows, he saw two forms sitting their laughing their heads off. He knew of only one person who could be responsible for this. "Potter," he called. "Have mercy. Please end it. I don't care anymore, just get this hell-bitch off me."

Shadows

"Should we," Harry asked.

"I guess so," Pansy sighed. "The sooner we finish here, the sooner we can return to the bedroom."

Throne room

Stepping out of the shadows, Harry stunned Ginny before she figure out how to create a strap on with that candle she was holding.

Turning to Voldemort, "Your wish is my command."

They watched as the Dark Lord burned to ashes under the extreme heat from Harry's fire charm. "That ends that."

"What should we do with her," Pansy said indicating Ginny.

"Leave her and lock the door," he smirked. "The Death Eaters are all here. We just wake up and leave quickly. She can have them for all eternity."

As the two of them locked the door, they could hear screams of terror as Ginny shredded their clothes. "You know, it was a good idea to add essence of succubus instead of essence of Veela.

The End