Chapter Two

The hokage's office was am interesting site to behold unless you were used to this sort of thing. Tsunade was passed out on the couch due to drinking far too much sake; Jiraiya on the other hand was close to passing out. Naruto however was barely tipsy as he downed another saucer of the sweet warm liquid. "Looks like I win this contest pervy sage" he smiled showing that big fox-like grin of his. "No w-way brat I am so gonna, so gonna" Jiraiya couldn't finish as he blacked out. "Wimp" Naruto smirked and downed another; it was at times like this he was really glad Kyuubi made him immune to getting drunk but then again he would never know the joy of it either, the very thought brought tears to his eyes.

Slipping his hand into the sage's pocket he pulled out the man's check book and wrote himself a check for 10,000 yen. Jiraiya would never know about it since he usually blows hundreds on hookers everyday anyway for research. Naruto grabbed a blanket, draped it over Tsunade and tucked her in. He smiled and kissed her on the forehead right on the center of her seal, "sweet dreams mom" he voiced as he jumped out the window and began to make his way through the village.

Now his may come as a surprise to you all but not many things had changed since Naruto left. Sure the Hokage monument got another face, some new stores opened, and the new Make Out Paradise movie was on billboards everywhere! But the only thing that could catch the people's attention was somebody that was new and hot and that person just happened to be Naruto Uzumaki.

As he walked down the street Naruto made heads turn everywhere. Girls blushed and giggled, guys stared in envy and certain old people had heart attacks thinking he was the Fourth Hokage back from the dead. Naruto chuckled in his mind as he slowly approached the Ichiraku Ramen Bar, sure he hadn't had a bowl of ramen in three years but just having one bowl or twenty wouldn't hurt right?

As he entered the stand everyone froze and stared at him. "What? Is there something on my face?" Naruto joked. Everyone went back to what they were doing as Naruto sat down at the counter in his favorite seat. "Yes what can I get yo…?" Ayame voiced but halted as she locked eyes with the hot blonde. "What's the matter Ayame-chan? Don't you recognize me?" Naruto asked with a disappointed look that made him look adorable.

"I know this hunk? Damn I wish I could remember!" she thought.

"Sorry I can't remember you" she replied sadly. "Why Ayame-chan I feel insulted, how could you forget your number one customer?" Naruto replied making her freeze.

"Number one customer? Then that means!"

"Na-Naruto-kun?" she stuttered. "Got it in one Ayame-chan" Naruto smiled.

3, 2, 1, cue fan girl glomp

"NARUTO-KUN!"

Ayame leaped from behind the counter and tackled Naruto to the ground earning glares from the young women in the bar checking him out. Naruto chuckled as he wrapped his arms around her and hugged her back. "You look so different now, you're so hot!" she voiced but then blushed after she realized what she said. "Why thank you, your quite hot yourself Ayame-chan, the ramen wasn't the only thing I came here for back then" Naruto joked making Ayame blush harder. "Ayame-chan as much as I love the position I'm in would you mind getting up?" Naruto asked.

Ayame then noticed they were both on the ground with her straddling his waist. Quick as lightning she was off the blonde and blushing so much that it would have made Hinata jealous. "I am so sorry, I didn't mean to do that. I have no idea what came over me" she apologized quickly. "No idea my ass, I wanted to feel his abs" she secretly thought. Naruto got off the ground and brushed off his clothes, "don't worry about it Ayame-chan" he smiled. Naruto knew that if this kept up then Ayame would sooner or later pull a Hinata and pass out on him so he decided to tone it down just a bit.

"So Ayame-chan can I get large bowl of miso ramen for old time sake?" he asked. Ayame snapped back to attention and smiled, "sure Naruto-kun". For a few moments Ayame disappeared into the kitchen area before returning with a very large bowl of ramen. "Here you go Naruto-kun, fresh from the pot" she smiled. "Thank you Ayame-neechan" he replied and began to eat. As much as Ayame wanted to keep talking with Naruto she had other customers to attend to. Besides she could watch his ass from a distance anyway.

For several minutes Naruto just sat there enjoying the sweet taste of his ramen that he hadn't been allowed to eat for over three years before he was interrupted by the one thing that could scare anyone and that included Itachi Uchiha, Pein, and Orochimaru.

"LEE!"

GAI-SENSEI!"

"LEE!"

"GAI-SENSEI!"

CUE CREEPY BEACH SUNSET GENJUTSU!

Naruto's eye twitched, it seems nothing had really changed after all despite the number of years. Then Naruto made the big mistake of looking in Lee's direction. Instantly Lee's evil spider sense of youth went off and he turned to meet Naruto's stare. "GOOD MORNING MY YOUTHFUL FRIEND, ARE YOU ENJOYING YOUR YOUTHFUL RAMEN OF YOUTH?" Lee shouted making Naruto's eye twitch again which says a lot since he had a lot more control then you did as a kid.

"Huh? You say something?" Naruto asked making Lee gasp.

"GAI-SENSEI, THIS YOUTHFUL MAN HAS A HIP ATTITUDE OF YOUTH LIKE YOUR ETERNAL RIVAL THE YOUTHFUL KAKASHI-SAN!"

"Oh Shit"

Naruto thought as Gai quickly appeared by his student. But before Gai could speak a word Naruto was gone, all that remained by some yen and a note. Gai picked up the note and read the address. "Ayame-san it is for you" Gai voiced handing the note over.

"Sorry I had to leave so quickly Ayame-chan, perhaps we could catch some other time like over dinner perhaps? I look forward to speaking with again and catching up on old times".

Naruto

Ayame smiled again and headed back into the kitchen in to continue working.

"Gai-sensei, what is the matter?" Lee asked

"I believe she is experiencing the spring time of youth" Gai replied.

"GAI-SENSEI!"

"LEE!"

"GAI-SENSEI!"

"LEE!"

CUE CREEPY BEACH SUNSET GENJUTSU!

Across the village Naruto shuddered again. "Man that is creepy, disturbing and wrong. Damn you Masashi Kishimoto, damn you!"