Chapter Three

Jiraiya just couldn't believe his eyes, they were twitching very badly as he watched his student surrounded by young beautiful women. Now Jiraiya knew that Naruto's manly charms were very good but this was pushing. Naruto had walked into a local Dango stand and was now flirting with four women that wanted to know all about his travels with the toad sage. He sighed when Naruto suddenly locked lips with one of the girls earning pouts from the other three.

"Don't worry ladies, I won't leave you out, I'll make sure you get one as well" Naruto smiled making the girls squeal. Soon Naruto was switching between all four girls giving them passionate French kisses that would make a civilian girl faint.

"It isn't fair! Why does he get all the luck? I want to have four women hanging all over me!" Jiraiya cried out loud earning weird looks from everyone. "It's because you are old and despite being a famous shinobi you chose to ruin your success by writing perverted novels" a voice said from behind. Jiraiya turned to see a certain red haired shinobi with a massive gourd on his back. "Ah Kazekage-sama when did you arrive in the village?" Jiraiya asked his outburst from before already forgotten.

"My siblings and I arrived Yesterday, Temari has been very eager to see Naruto again" Gaara answered in his always serious tone. Jiraiya suddenly got a perverted grin on his face, "is there something going on between them Gaara? I never saw them together when were last at the sand village" he spoke. Gaara didn't answer, he just raised an eyebrow at the blonde who was currently nibbling on a girls neck, "I suddenly feel sorry for him" he voiced.

Suddenly a gust of wind blew throughout the area and with it Temari appeared. She was clad in her black battle outfit, here large battle fan, and her hair up in her classic style. Temari was in a good mood until her eyes landed on a certain blonde in a full blown make out session with one of four different girls, none of which were her. Her eye twitched and she had to bite her lip to keep from screaming, but in the end it didn't stop her.

"NARUTO UZUMAKI!"

Naruto jumped at her shout and turned to see a very angry wind mistress stomping towards him. The girls, realizing what was about to happen quickly fled so they wouldn't get killed by her wrath, though they silently prayed Naruto survived this. Naruto stood from his chair and calmly walked into the street to meet the wind mistress with a little smile on his face. "Hello Temari-chan" he said smoothly.

From nearby Jiraiya and Gaara watched with evil looks on their faces, they were about to see Naruto get killed or harshly beaten or perhaps both.

"You asshole! How dare you flirt with other women so shamelessly! How dare you make out with another girl without me there to join in!" Temari shouted as she pointed at him.

Jiraiya's mouth dropped, Gaara became stunned which is not easy to do because he's Gaara of the Desert.

"Sorry Temari-chan, if I had known you were in the village I would have brought you with me" Naruto apologized, bowing his head in shame. Temari sighed before wrapping her arms around the blonde's waist, "just remember to next time alright? I have some needs too you know?" she voiced pecking him on the cheek. "Don't worry we can have a threesome when he find someone willing to join in that we both trust" Naruto smiled and locked lips with the wind mistress earning ahh's and whistle's from nearby watchers.

In his head chibi Jiraiya was screaming how unfair it was that Naruto had a kinky girl while he had to pay hookers hundred of yen to do anything like that. In Gaara's head he wasn't thinking anything because he's Gaara and we all know what Gaara was good at that didn't require any thinking.

KILLING SHINBOI WHO FLIRT WITH HIS SISTER

He was silently reaching for the cap of his gourd when something even more shocking happened.

"NARUTO-KUN! TEMARI-CHAN!"

Yelled Ino's voice as she ran up to the two blondes. When this happened Jiraiya thought one thing that made him even angrier.

Naruto plus Temari plus Ino equals THREESOME!

A HOT BLONDE THREESOME!

As if reading the sages mind Naruto turned to Temari "I think we just found our trustworthy partner Temari-chan" Naruto smirked. "I think your right Naruto-kun" Temari grinned evilly. Ino blushed as the two blondes looked her over intensely with lust in their eyes. "Hey Ino-chan would you like to go to that new co-ed hot spring that just opened up?" Naruto asked with that charming smile on his face that made all girls bend to his will. Ino thought for a moment, "Well I have been waiting to go for awhile, so sure" she smiled.

Naruto, Temari, and Ino walked away, Naruto and Temari grinning perversely seeing that Ino was completely unaware of what was gonna happen to her. Gaara sighed and walked away, he had a meeting with the Hokage and didn't want to think about what his sister was gonna do with his best friend.

Jiraiya was stunned, pissed, and jealous. "Curse your charms Naruto Uzumaki! CURSE YOU!" he shouted to the heavens.

As he was yelling this he attracted the attention of something really creepy.

"GAI-SENSEI! MASTER JIRAIYA IS BEING MOST UNYOUTHFUL CURSING THE VERY YOUTHFUL NARUTO-KUN!" Lee yelled

"I SEE LEE WE MUST DO EVERYTHING IN OUR POWER TO BRING BACK HIS SPRING TIME OF YOUTH!" Gai yelled

'"GAI-SENSEI!"

"LEE!"

"GAI-SENSEI!"

"LEE!"

CUE CREEPY BEACH SUNSET GENJUTSU!

Jiraiya unfortunately looked in their direction and got struck by a rainbow that appeared over the sunset, knocking him unconscious and into his evil realm of perverseness known as his mind.

Warning Short Lemon Alert!

Naruto was in the middle of a kunoichi sandwich. The girls had shed their clothes in record time after arriving at the hot spring and paying off the attendant to look the other way. A naked Temari was in front of him, her lips and tongue demanding, her hands were all over the place. Behind him, pressed against his back was Ino, her hardened nipples told him that she wasn't interested in playing either as she nipped his neck, her hands coming around to the front and began stroking him. When Naruto tilted his head Temari bit him. "No you don't lover boy. Screw me. Screw me hard." Temari said as she grabbed his head and force her tongue down his throat.

Naruto's hands went to Temari's hips and he heard Ino whisper in his ear, "What about me Naruto-kun?" He slid into Temari with ease, wrapped her legs around his waist and formed a cross hand sign and with a pop there was another naked Naruto. Ino was caught by surprise as she was lifted from behind and the shadow clone began to screw from behind. Ino hooked her ankles behind the clones back and enjoyed the sensations as both her and Temari were screwed at the same time. "I love this village" Naruto smiled as he pulled out of Temari switched with his clone so he could enjoy Ino's sweet ass. Ino and Temari were for once glad they were on the pill or they would have little chibi Naruto's running all over the village in several months. This little session would continue for the next three hours before the girls had to stop, being screwed till they were raw in both holes.

End of Lemon

"Well ladies that was very enjoyable, I look forward to doing this again real soon" he smiled as he dressed and left the springs, leaving the two blondes to rest in the hot water. "He's kidding right? I've never felt so tired in my life!" Ino exclaimed. "You should be lucky he only made one clone, could you imagine if he had made three or a dozen? We wouldn't be able to think straight for a week let alone walk" Temari voiced. Ino blushed at the thought, being double teamed by two Naruto's at once while ten others waited their turn. "I think I'm gonna need more endurance training if I want to do this again" she whispered but Temari heard her. "I agree, but next time its gonna be the two of us pounding him not the other way around" Temari spoke.

And so Temari and Ino began their endurance training for the next time they would bang Naruto. Not knowing that a certain perverted, white haired sannin had been spying on their entire session and was writing it all down for his next novel.