Disclaimer: I do not own any Bleach people
30 Ways to get Killed by Grimmjow
Put catnip on his bed
Place a scratching post in his room, and blame it on Ulquiorra
Tease him with a laser pointer
Refuse to give him the shiny object in your hand
Steal his hair gel
Try to throw a bean bag through the hole in his stomach
Paint his finger nails
Tattle tale on him to Aizen
When calling him say 'here kitty, kitty'
Pat him on the head when he does something right
Tell everybody that you beat him up last night
Constantly tease him about his 50's style clothing
Talk really slow to him
Scream really loud that you do not want to make out with him, and that he should stop asking
Threaten to tell Aizen that you know what happened to all the tuna
Put pink hair dye into his shampoo, blame Ulquiorra
Poke him with a stick until he gets angry and breaks it, run away crying
Shave him bald. Get the hell out of there
Put glitter all over his room
Tell him that you will give him a treat if he is a good kitty
Tell Ulquiorra that Grimmjow called him emo
Act like an idiot
Answer the question right, and then rub it in his face for the next hour
Give him coffee. After he's drank it, scream at him. Laugh as he sticks to the ceiling like a cat
Take away whatever shiny thing he currently has
Stab him in the eye with a pencil, twice
Give him a cat collar with a jingle bell on it for his birthday
Eat all the food before he can get any
Set his alarm to go off at 4am
By just existing you are already pissing him off, so he will more than likely kill you with out needing any other excuse
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