A/N- NOT FOR HARDCORE JEFF HARDY FANS. There is your warning. This is short and to the point!
One of the very first things you learn in school is what to do if you are on fire; stop, drop, and roll. You learn that when you see a strange person lurking around your house to call 911. You learn to apply the Heimlich on a person if they suddenly begin choking. You learn how to give CPR that way in case your little brother falls into the pool when no one is looking. The only things you don't learn, at least at Cameron High School, is how to hide your drugs from the police department.
If they taught that, Jeff Hardy might not have needed his brother to pay 125,000 bail to get him out. Next time, he'll be prepared.
He made a list.
What to do when the police are getting ready to seize your house in search of drugs:
Dump the cocaine in the sugar jar. As Jeff sits on his couch hours after being bailed out, it hits him that if he would have thought ahead, he could have gotten rid of the cocaine, or at least hid it. No one would have known it wasn't sugar.
Hide the Vicodin in the Aspirin bottle. Jeff now knows that the next time the police knock on his door, he can't let out his pills for all the nice police officers to see during a drug raid.
Sprinkle the Marijuana over grass. It did not hit him at first that the green herb would stick out on his red couch. Green does not blend in with red. Jeff now knows to color coordinate his drugs with his furniture.
Place the anabolic steroids in the Batista cookie jar. It would be natural to find the steroids in a Batista cookie jar, Jeff learns, a few hours too late. He has it in the back of his head not to let the needles containing the steroids lay next to the cocaine. That is a potential overdose.
Stash the Soma pills in bottles of water. It never occurred to Jeff in time that the pills would dissolve and he could just drink them later. You are, in fact, able to drink your pain away.
If you follow those five simple steps, you will keep yourself out of jail, and still able to make those drug deliveries on time.
Jeff now knows this.