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ch. 3: Somethings Up

"We need your parents here to sign the consent form, so that we can run some blood tests." Chase replied, a little exasperated looking.

"Fine, get me a phone." I said, putting on a poker face.

Chase looked confused "Don't you have one?"

"Nope," I replied, crossing my arms, "and my mom and sister live in Arizona."

Ch. 3; No Intimidating the Cripple

Max

"What do you mean? Arizona is all the way across the country." Chase said, bewildered.

Angel decided to wake up just then. "Max? What's going on? "She asked in the sweet little girl voice she possessed. Be careful, they know that your blue tape or something is different, she added with a thought

You mean blood type, sweetie? I asked back.

Yeah, that, she confirmed, and added, Chase seems nice. He talks funny, though, and he thinks the gray haired guy is a duck, or a quack or something.

I focused on the three doctors, whom I had designated as my enemies during this stay. House would be my first target once I healed, in about, oh, say a day? I began reviewing exits. Door, Window…

"I want my clothes back. Now." I said my face hard and rocklike. "I'm not wearing this hospital gown anymore." I tried to intimidate House by staring him down. The bird genes seemed to help.

Unluckily, House didn't notice. Yeah, and ordinary human didn't care when Maximum Ride stares him down. What has this world come to?

"Sorry, patients aren't allowed to wear street clothes, Maxine," Foreman said, "and the thing is, you still need a lot of tests to be done, so we can make sure that you don't have an infection in your system."

"It's Max. Just Max. And I don't think I'm gonna be here much longer if you don't get me a freaking phone!" I yelled, my voice rising in pitch. Chase and Forman looked shocked, but House wasn't fazed. "Look, my mom is a vet. She can help you get things figured out, if it makes you feel better and pay her ticket out here," I sat and crossed my arms. Not even House was going to budge me on this one, since i knew the flock would agree.

Foreman, House and Chase left the room. Well, Foreman and Chase half ran and House just limped out, taking his sweet time.

I just can't get good help, can I?

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