"Hey" - (Normal Talking)
"What in the world?" - (Thoughts)
{"What happened?"} - (Communication)
"Finger Pistol" - (Techniques)
"And that's what she did" - (Flashback)
":No trespassing:" - (Reading a note/book/sign etc)
["What is going on here?"] - (Different language)
Opening by Neostardustdragin101
The wind blows wildly through a meadow going through a small town before revealing two figures standing atop of a telephone poll back to back. These were Naruto and Ranma both flashed grins as they stuck out a peace sign.
taikutsu na madobe ni fukikomu kaze ni
kao wo shikameta no wa terekusasa no uragaeshi
Naruto and Ranma rush out the Tendo dojo putting on their back packs with a piece of toast in their mouths.
aimai ni unazuku tenohira no kyou
egaite'ru jibun wa sukoshi oogesa de
nanika kawarisou na ki ga shite iru yo
kokoro ni yobikakeru kimi no sei da ne
Genma in panda form comes out yelling at the two only to be swatted away by a fox tail.
kumorizora nozoita yokan
te wo nobasou itsu yori mo chikarazuyoi yuuki de
As the walk down the sidewalk Akane and Nabiki catch up to them Ranma and Akane sneering at each other while Nabaki wraps her arm around Naruto who rolls his eyes, Shampoo hiding behind a tree narrows her eyes at this
hikari mo kage mo mada tookute sore de mo bokura wa
yasashisa no riyuu ga shiritai
ima wa dare no namae de mo nai kagayaki no kanata e
zenbu kako ni naru mae ni mitsuke ni ikou
Kuno swooned over Akane as she walked by while Ryoga simply shook his head while trying not to swoon himself.
kono sekai wa marude tayorinai ne to
usobuku boku no me wo karakau you ni
kimi ga mite'ru sora wa naniiro darou?
kitto aoku takaku kiyoraka na hazu
Naruto and Ranma train together when suddenly the boys falls into the water jumping out in his female form narrowing her eyes at Naruto who was in his kitsune form.
kotoba no mama ja modokashikute dakara nando de mo
bukiyou ni kasanete shimau ne
yorokobi mo kanashimi mo koko de imi ga umareru koto
futari kizukihajimete'ru sono riyuu mo
Happosai sneaks through the shadows smirking as he sees a dresser opening it to find Kushina's panties. Suddenly he feels a wave of killing intent and sees Kushina standing behind him.
kotoba no mama ja modokashikute
nando de mo bukiyou ni kasanete shimau yo
koe ni naranai setsunasa goto
kono omoi, kimi ni todoke
Naruto, Ranma, Ryoga, Shampoo, Kuno, and Ukyo stand together in front of the dojo running out at the shadowed figures jumping at them one of them being a green haired girl with lightning around her
hikari mo kage mo mada tookute sore de mo bokura wa
yasashisa no riyuu ga shiritai
Naruto and Ranma along with Ryoga began beating down any and all enemies that came their way while Shampoo jumped into the unleashing a flurry of kicks with Ukiyo swinging her spatula blowing away her foes.
ima wa dare no namae de mo nai kagayaki no kanata e
zenbu kako ni naru mae ni mitsuke ni ikou
Naruto lands back on the ground with Ranma both smiling as they fist bump suddenly Nabiki jumps on Naruto's back kissing his cheek while Akane wraps her arm around Ranma both blushing.
kimi ga kako ni naru mae ni mitsukeru kara
The gang looks towards the horizon giving a thumbs up
(With Naruto)
Naruto was running with Akane towards the Tendo house, looking for Ranma, who had taken off after Naruto had shoved his new cat in the pigtailed boy's face.
As they entered the house, they heard Ranma yelling out from the backyard.
They both ran into the living room, and saw Ranma on the ground shivering, surrounded by cats, as Genma was nearby crying, while Kasumi and Nabiki were at the table watching
"Let me guess, it's Genma's fault, isn't it?" Naruto asked with a dry tone.
"No idea, since he hasn't said yet. Wanna make another bet, fishcake?" Nabiki asked with a confident grin.
"I bet he did something that is king moron level" Naruto said with a confident tone.
"Oh please" Nabiki said with a scoff, as that would require two impartial witnesses to agree it's that stupid.
"How did I raise such a pathetic son, with such a disgraceful weakness?" Genma asked as he weeped, while Ranma shivered in fear.
Before he grabbed Genma by his shirt, and pressed his face against his.
"This is your fault, you idiot!" Ranma yelled, as he shook Genma.
Before Genma held up a cat to Ranma's face.
"Gaaaaaah!" Ranma yelled, as he ran into the backyard and jumped into a tree to hide.
"Uh, you do realize cats can climb trees, right?" Naruto asked, as the cats followed Ranma curiously.
"Wait, they can?!" Ranma yelled in shock.
"How did this happen?" Akane asked Genma, as he got up after Ranma dropped him.
"It is a long tale, my dear" Genma said, as he sat down to explain.
(One explanation later)
Everyone was looking at Genma with surprised looks at the explanation Genma had just given them.
"So, to sum it all up, when Ranma was a kid, you tried to teach him the forbidden cat fist technique, which involved you wrapping him in fish sausage, and lowering him into a pit of starving cats?" Akane asked Genma, while Naruto's eyebrow was twitching violently.
"Yes, and I was so determined, I repeatedly tried again, with all kinds of different fish products" Genma said, as he sat back with his arms crossed.
"You really are a moron, aren't you?" Nabiki asked with a flat tone, while Naruto got up and went into the backyard, and grabbed a big boulder from the koi pond in the yard.
"Nabiki, he's our elder," Kasumi said with a slight frown.
"Yes, I am a wise elder and deserve some respect, even with the few mistakes I make" Genma said with a huff.
"If you're wise, you should duck," Nabiki said with a smirk.
"Huh, what are you on about?" Genma asked, not seeing Naruto behind him with the boulder raised high.
CRASH! CRASH! CRASH!
Genma was now in a crater, with his feet sticking out and twitching, while the boulder Naruto had smashed him with was split in half.
"Wow, you only had to hit him three times to split the boulder fishcake," Nabiki said, after she whistled impressively.
"He must have a thick head, which is no surprise, with how stupid he is," Naruto said with a scowl, as he looked up at Akane. "Please get the cats out of here, while I try and get Ranma down" he said to her.
Akane nodded at this, and walked over to the cats to guide them out of the yard.
"Ranma, you can come down now. The kitties are gone" Kasumi said to Ranma.
"Yea, come on buddy. And don't worry, I'm not gonna mock you for this anymore" Naruto said as he looked up at Ranma, who was still in the tree.
"I don't need your pity, ghost boy!" Ranma yelled out, hating that his pride was pretty much gone at this point.
"Where?!" Naruto yelled, as he looked around rapidly.
"Oh, ho, ho. Is the big bad Naruto Uzumaki afraid of ghosts?" Nabiki asked with a smirk at Naruto.
"And you thought Ranma's cat fear was pathetic. Ahahahahaha!" Genma said, as he slowly got up from the crater.
Naruto's eyebrow twitched violently at this, as he cracked his knuckles, while walking over to Genma.
POW!
Before he kicked Genma hard in the ass, sending him flying out of the backyard.
"And he's blasting off," Nabiki said with a snicker.
"Ok, he's definitely a king level moron, so pay up!" Naruto yelled at Nabiki, holding his hand out to her.
Nabiki froze at this, as she had forgotten this bet with all the beat downs and Ranma screaming.
"Sorry Nabiki, but while Genma is our elder, this is pretty bad" Kasumi said as she sighed, with her hand on her cheek.
"Yea, I gotta agree with Kasumi," Akane said, as she nodded in agreement.
Nabiki looked at Naruto, who was smirking in victory, as he made the pay up gesture, waiting for the money.
Nabiki clenched her fists at this, before she sighed and took out some bills, and handed them to Naruto. "You won this time, fishcake," she said with a slight frown.
"Happy to do business with you," Naruto said with a grin, as he counted the money as he left.
Nabiki watched Naruto leave with a scowl, before she saw her sister's looking at her with smiles. "What?" she asked them with a raised eyebrow.
"You usually would just use a technicality, if you lost a bet" Akane said with a teasing tone.
"You must like him, if you just paid him instead of cheating him" Kasumi said with a happy smile, nodding in agreement.
Nabiki growled at this, not willing to admit to this.
"Wow, the ice queen actually likes someone?" Ranma asked, as he started to climb down from the tree.
Before Nabiki threw a rock at him, nailing him in the head, making Ranma fall into the koi pond, turning him into a girl.
(Back at Naruto's)
Naruto walked into his house with a grin, as he took off his shoes and placed them in the cubby near the door.
"Is that you brat?" Kushina yelled out, as Naruto walked past the door to the living room.
"Yea, it's me," Naruto said, as he looked inside the living room and saw his mom sitting with an older woman. She was a little small, with long white hair that reached the floor, and wore a green robe, with red outlines.
"Who's the old mummy?" Naruto asked, seeing the older woman.
The old woman then jumped at Naruto, and smacked him in the head with her walking stick.
"Yowch! What the hell, you old bat?!" Naruto yelled, as he held his head.
"This old bat is Shampoo's great grandmother brat," Kushina said with a chuckle.
"So she's an elder mummy?" Naruto asked with a snicker, before the old woman swung at his head with her walking stick again, but when it struck his head again, the cane broke.
The old woman looked at her broken cane with a critical eye, before she looked at Naruto. "It would seem you are further along in your training with Kushina, then I thought you would be, if you're this far along with your Tekkai" Shampoo's grandma said.
"You expected anything less from my brat, Cologne?" Kushina asked with a raised eyebrow.
"Excuse me, but are all the ladies of your family named after hair products?" Naruto asked with a cocked eyebrow.
"Amazon names are roughly translated to hair products," Kushina said with a chuckle.
"You are your mother's son. She asked the same thing when we met, my future son in law" Cologne said with a chuckle at Naruto.
Naruto nodded at this, before he paused at what Cologne called him. "Oh jeez. Let me guess, you decided it's me who's Shampoo's fiance, according to your laws?" he asked, as he slapped his forehead before dragging his hand down his face.
"Indeed, son in law" Cologne said, as she nodded with a chuckle.
"Well, forget it hag. I have enough crap to deal with living here, and while Shampoo is nice, I'm not gonna marry her. I barely know her" Naruto said, as he turned to leave.
"Get washed up for dinner, brat. You smell like a litter box!" Kushina yelled after him.
"This isn't over, son in law," Cologne yelled after him.
"Then why am I walking away?" Naruto yelled back at her, as he slammed the door to the bathroom.
Unseen to him, the cat that Shampoo had sent him was clawing at the door to the bathroom, before she got it open and snuck in.
Cologne chuckled at this with a knowing smile.
"Ok Ba Chan, I know that look. What are you planning?" Kushina asked with a chuckle.
"Let's just say that my great granddaughter and your boy have something in common," Cologne said.
Kushina raised an eyebrow at this and thought about it for a moment, before her eyes widened in realization. "Oh, you are evil" she said, before she started to laugh hard, along with Cologne.
(With Naruto)
Naruto was now in the tub and sighed with his eyes closed, as the hot water helped him relax.
"Meow."
Naruto opened his eyes, as he looked at the door and saw the cat Shampoo had sent him.
"Oh, hey kitty. Sorry, I promised to give you a name. Well, give me time, I'll have one by the time I'm done in my hot bath" Naruto said with a smile at the cat.
The cat smiled at this, before she jumped into the tub in front of Naruto.
Before Naruto could react, in a splash a figure stood up out of the tub.
Naruto's eyes widened at this, as he saw it was a very nude Shampoo. "S-Shampoo?!" he yelled in shock at the Chinese amazon.
"Niho, future husband. Should we have a bath together?" Shampoo asked with a smile as she hugged Naruto, not noticing how embarrassed Naruto was with this situation.
(With Minato)
Minato was walking out of his office and making his way to the living room, with a file he had finally found.
"EEEEYYAAAAHHHH!" Naruto yelled out, as he ran out of the bathroom, wearing a towel around his waist.
Minato blinked at this, as he heard his wife laughing madly.
"Naruto, you no run!" Shampoo yelled from the bathroom, as she came out wearing a towel over her chest.
Minato blinked at this, before he realized what most likely happened. "Hello Shampoo. I'm gonna guess you were that cat?" he asked, figuring he should trust his detective instincts
"Indeed, future father in law," Shampoo said with a smile as she nodded.
"It's not funny, woman. My heart is in my throat!" Naruto was heard yelling in the living room.
"Yeah, you're right….it's hilarious!" Kushina yelled with a cackle.
Minato sighed at this. "Shampoo, please go get dressed. I believe Kushina has some clothes from her Amazon days in her closet in a box" he said, as he pointed at his and Kushina's room.
"Oh, Lady Kushina's amazon clothes! This is big honor!" Shampoo said with a smile, as she went into the room.
Minato chuckled at this, as he went into the living room. "Ok son, I directed your new pet to where she can get some clothes. Now go get dressed" he said with a chuckle.
"You're on my list too, after your wife, old man!" Naruto bellowed, as he growled and left the living room.
"That brat is starting to sound like Genma's brat," Kushina said with a scowl at Naruto's mouth.
"Well, Kushi, there's a reason for that," Minato said, as he held up the file he was holding.
"Oh, this must be bad if you're calling me Kushi," Kushina said, with a suspicious look at her husband.
Minato handed the file to Kushina, before he looked at Cologne. "Ah, miss Cologne, it's nice to see you again. I'm guessing Naruto is the one who you decided fell under the marriage rule?" he asked.
"Of course. I love the idea of me and my favorite student being family" Cologne said with a smile.
"WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?! ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!" Kushina bellowed out angrily, as she looked at the file Minato had given her.
"What happened? Mom find out her favorite hair dye got discontinued?" Naruto asked, as he came back fully dressed, with Shampoo right behind him, also fully dressed.
Naruto then ducked as a lamp flew over his head, and smashed into the wall.
"Now is not the time to test me brat!" Kushina bellowed, as her hair waved behind her.
"Oh jeez, who's gonna die?" Naruto asked Minato.
"I'll give you three guesses, and the first two don't count," Minato said, as he crossed his arms.
"She found out Genma put Ranma through the cat fu training?" Naruto asked curiously.
"HE DID WHAT NOW!?" Kushina shouted, as she stood up.
"What foolish moron would do that?" Cologne asked with a glare at this.
"My buddy Ranma's dad said he did it, when Ranma was 5 -" Naruto was saying, before getting cut off.
"I'M GONNA KILL THAT FAT PANDA!" Kushina bellowed, as she ran at the door and punched her way through it, before running off down the street.
"The door was open!" Naruto yelled after her.
"Not the time Naruto" Minato said, as he sighed and picked up the file Kushina dropped.
"What is it? Naruto asked, as Minato handed him the file.
Naruto read it and after a few moments, his hands started to shake.
"Arien? What wrong?" Shampoo asked curiously.
"I'M GONNA SKIN HIM, AND MAKE HIM INTO A PANDA RUG!"! Naruto bellowed, as he took off after his mom, also smashing through a wall, before running after his mother.
"Ai ya! What make them so mad?" Shampoo asked, as she looked at the damage left behind.
"Definitely got Kushina's temper when pushed," Cologne said with a shake of her head.
(At the Tendo household)
Everyone was sitting down for dinner, before the doorbell rang.
"Oh my, a guest this late?" Kasumi said in surprise, as she got up to go answer the door.
Before she could leave the living room, the sliding door opened and Kushina and Naruto were there.
"Oh, miss Uzumaki and Naruto. What brings you here?" Akane asked them curiously.
Kushina and Naruto looked at Genma and as they glared at him, what looked like an evil aura appeared behind both Uzumaki.
"Oh, this will be good," Nabiki said with a grin, as she backed off a bit, so she wasn't in their way at all.
"Actually, we were hoping to eat with you all tonight, since me and Nabiki are engaged," Naruto said, as he walked over to Genma and pushed Ranma aside, before he sat next to Genma, who was eating and not paying attention.
"That's a wonderful idea! Please, sit down. We will get you both a plate" Soun said with a smile.
"Gladly" Kushina said with a hard tone, as she sat on Genma's other side, so there would be no escape for him.
Everyone else, but the oblivious Soun and Gemma sweatdropped at this. as they could tell this was way more than a nice visit.
"So Genma tell me, how is Nodoka doing these days?" Kushina asked with a smile, as she took her bowl of rice from Kasumi.
"Yea, tell me about your wife. I'm really curious what she's like" Naruto said with his own smile, as he cracked his knuckles.
"Ah, my wife is a very beautiful and kind woman. She came from a family of cooks. I think she said she had a sister that she loved, but was very scary and brash. Wait, how do you know my wife's name?" Genma said with a smile, before he looked at Kushina curiously.
This got silence as the Tendo's, besides Soun, eyes widened at this, as they put it all together.
"Oh my," Kasumi said, as she placed her hand on her cheek.
"And I thought he was dumb before," Nabiki said with a sigh, as she did a prayer for Genma.
"Uh, I don't get it" Ranma said, as he rolled his head curiously.
Akane sighed at this, cursing Genma for being that bad an influence.
"Don't worry cousin, you will" Naruto said with a smile at him.
Ranma paused at this and his eyes widened, as Genma choked on his food.
"C-cousin?" Genma asked, as he paled, as he thought about all the stories his wife told him about her sister.
Smash!
Genma was sent flying out into the backyard, as Kushina had smashed him in the side of the head with her bowl of rice.
"Yeah, that's right, asshole. I'm Nodoka's sister, and I was pretty sad that my sister ran off with some deadbeat, and I made a list of what I would do to him, if I ever met him" Kushina said, as she stood up and stomped over to him.
"Uh, didn't she already hurt him pretty badly a few times already?" Akane asked with a tilt of her head.
"Would you believe that was her just annoyed?" Naruto asked, as he glared at Genma.
"W-wait a minute! I can explain!" Genma yelled, as he waved his hands wildly.
"Don't bother praying to your God panda boy, your mine!" Kushina bellowed, as she jumped at Genma with a battle cry, as she started to beat Genma up, this time way worse than before.
"So you're my cousin?" Ranma asked Naruto curiously.
"Yup. Guess we know where your girl side got that red hair, huh?" Naruto asked with a smile, as he calmly ate his food, while ignoring the cries of pain and flesh hitting flesh in the backyard.
Ranma scoffed at this, but nodded as he went back to his food, ignoring his father's pleas for mercy and Kushina's screams of never.
(A few days later)
Naruto was running to school and smiled, as he spotted Ranma and Akane running towards the school too.
"Hey cuz, how is uncle fat ass healing up?" Naruto asked with a grin.
Ranma snorted at this, while Akane smiled at this nickname.
"No really, I want to know, so I can send mom back for a follow-up beating," Naruto said, as he walked next to them.
"Well, he still sees 3 of everything, so he can't leave his bed still" Ranma said as they walked.
"Normally I would respect my elders, but I'm surprised Miss Kushina left him alive," Akane said.
"Me too, but I guess mom is good with just beating on him regularly. By the way, she told me to tell you, you get free meals at her restaurant cuz" Naruto said with a smile at Ranma.
"Alright! Your mom's food is the best!" Ranma said with a smile, pumping his fist in the air.
"She said to consider it her way of making up for missing out on all your birthdays up to now," Naruto said with a shrug.
"And she wants to stick it to Genma, by feeding him her food, when he can't ever have it," Akane said, with a knowing smile.
"If this is her way of making up for missing my birthdays, then what about all those Christmas' she missed?" Ranma asked with a grin.
Naruto laughed at this. "We can ask her after school, when we go to her restaurant" he said, as they walked through the school gates.
As they entered the school, they all approached their getabako's, and saw that there was a note in Ranma's.
Ranma took the note and read it, and after a few moments, he looked at Akane. "Hey, you know anything about this?" he asked, showing her the letter.
Akane looked at the note, and gained a bewildered look at it.
"What? What does it say?" Naruto asked with a raised eyebrow, as he took the note and looked at it.
It said ":Dear Ranma, I have been kidnapped. Please save me. I'll be in the gymnasium from Akane:" with the note having a small heart at the end.
Naruto gained a flat look at this. "Ok, whoever sent this is a moron. Akane is right here!" he yelled, as he pointed at Akane.
"That, and I know Akane. She wouldn't write a note like this" Ranma said with a scoff.
Akane's eyebrow twitched in annoyance at this, as while she did agree, she didn't like it being pointed out that she wasn't girly.
"Well cuz, let's go to the gymnasium and go save your fiance," Naruto said with a grin.
"Sounds good to me. Let's save Akane!" Ranma said with his own grin, as they both walked off.
"I'm right here, you morons!" Akane yelled after them, as she ran after them.
"Hey Ranma, I think I heard Akane yell 'oh please Ranma, save me.' Did you?" Naruto asked with a snicker.
"I think I hear it too," Ranma said with a grin, as they approached the doors to the gymnasium, and opened it.
Inside the gymnasium, it was dark except for a spotlight on Sasuke, who was dressed in Akane's school uniform.
"Save me Ranma!" Sasuke yelled in a really bad imitation of Akane.
"Wow," Naruto said with a flat tone at this.
"Oh god, what happened?! Someone beat Akane with an ugly stick!" Ranma yelled in mock horror.
"Pfft!" Naruto snorted at this, before he laughed loudly along with Ranma.
Akane's eyebrow twitched violently at this, as she cracked her knuckles.
POW!
Both Naruto and Ranma were on the floor with lumps on their heads, while Akane stomped towards Sasuke.
"Your girl is making me appreciate the gold digger, cuz" Naruto groaned out, as he held his head.
"Oh really?" Nabiki asked with a smug grin, as she announced her presence behind them.
"Gah! Don't do that! Why are you here, did the moron kidnap you too?" Naruto yelled, as he jumped to his feet.
"Oh please, I saw you all heading here and I figured I could sell tickets to the beat down" Nabiki said, as she rolled her eyes.
"Naruto, did you learn to duplicate yourself?" Ranma asked deliriously, looking at Naruto.
"Ahhhh, save me Ranma!" Sasuke yelled out, still using a bad Akane imitation, as Akane grabbed him and started to shake him.
"Snap out of it cuz, we need to stop Akane from killing that idiot," Naruto said, as he pulled Ranma to his feet.
"Why?" Ranma asked, as he shook his head.
"Just move," Naruto said, as he pushed Ranma up to the stage, where Sasuke was being shaken by Akane.
When the two martial artists approached, Sasuke pulled on a rope, which made a tarp above them fall away, making a bunch of cats fall and surround all of them.
Ranma froze at this, as he started to shiver in fear.
"Awww what's the matter, you're afraid of kitty's? You're not a chicken, are you? "Sasuke asked with a smug grin.
"Oh, you are dead, you little -" Naruto growled out, as he approached Sasuke.
"W-what are you kidding?! You think I'm afraid of cats?! Ahahahahahaha!" Ranma laughed out, as he still shivered in fear, despite his words.
Sasuke's eyes widened in surprise at this. "Wait, not even a little?" he asked.
"No!" Ranma yelled out in defiance.
"Then why are you shaking?" Nabiki asked with an unimpressed tone.
"Cause I'm cold! Come on Akane, let's get out of here!" Ranma yelled, as he dragged Sasuke away.
"Oi," Naruto said with a sigh, as he pinched his nose at this.
"I'm right here, you idiot!" Akane yelled at Ranma.
"Who are you calling an idiot, you tom -" Ranma was yelling at Akane, before he bumped into something big and tall, and when he looked at it, he saw it was a Tiger, making him freeze and start to shake more violently.
"Are you shitting me, you idiot?!" Naruto yelled at Sasuke, grabbing him and shaking him violently.
"I thought he would be scared of it!" Sasuke yelled, as Naruto shook him.
"Who wouldn't be scared of a full grown tiger?" Nabiki yelled at Sasuke.
The tiger growled at Ranma, as he shook in terror, as the tiger approached him while the other cats surrounded him.
The tiger got in Ranma's face and sniffed at him.
Ranma froze at this, before he took a slumped stance.
"Meooooow" Ranma said, as he held out his hands, like they were claws.
"Oh jeez, this will go well" Naruto said, as he pulled Akane and Nabiki away from the area.
(Outside the gymnasium)
Kuno was approaching the gym with a bright smile on his face, while there were other students surrounding the gymnasium.
"Finally, I will defeat the vile Ranma Saotome, and then I will go after Uzumaki. Witness my greatest achievement, my fellow students!" Kuno yelled, as he approached the door.
Before it exploded, as the tiger, now covered in scratch marks, crashed through it, slamming into Kuno, sending him to the ground.
"What is this Sasuke?!" Kuno yelled, as the tiger was shaking in fear.
A scratched up Sasuke ran over to Kuno. "Saotome has gone crazy master!" Sasuke yelled out, as he hid behind Kuno.
Kuno looked at the gymnasium door, as Ranma walked out on all fours, yowling in anger at this.
"Have at thee, vile Villain!" Kuno yelled, as he jumped at Ranma with his Bokken raised.
Ranma yowled at this, before he scratched at Kuno, slashing his bokken to pieces as if it was scratched by a cat.
"What is this madness?!" Kuno yelled, before Ranma attacked him, the tiger and Sasuke, making a dust cloud.
"Well, this is definitely a 9.5 on my weird shit o meter" Naruto said, as he, Akane and Nabiki walked out of the gymnasium, and watched the now cat like Ranma easily beat up Kuno, the tiger and Sasuke all at once.
"This is cat fu?" Akane asked Naruto curiously, figuring he was the one to ask.
"From what I am seeing, yes. Though the cool factor is kinda lowered with Saotome acting like a cat" Nabiki said with a sigh, as Ranma ran off meowing, leaving a beaten Kuno and Sasuke, as he climbed up a tree and sat on a tree branch.
"We should probably call my mom or the old mummy, they may know how to calm him down" Naruto said, as he looked up at the tree branch Ranma was sitting in, while he slept like a cat.
Akane approached the tree. "Here kitty kitty! The mean morons are gone" she said kindly.
Ranma woke up and looked down at Akane, before he meowed and jumped down at her.
"Akane, get back -" Naruto was saying, before he paused as Ranma sat in Akane's lap, purring happily.
"Oh, this is too good," Nabiki said with a smirk, as she took out her phone to record this.
"I want a copy of that" Naruto said with a snicker, as he definitely was gonna use this to tease Ranma later.
"It's gonna cost you about 1000 yen," Nabiki said with a grin.
"…..only 1000?" Naruto asked with a raised eyebrow, wondering what Nabiki's game was.
"Eh, fiance discount," Nabiki said with a shrug.
The other students watched this and chuckled, as the purring Ranma sat in Akane's lap.
"Of course he would calm down when near his fiance" one of the girls said with a giggle, along with some other girls.
"I-it's not like that! Come on Ranma, you're making a scene -" Akane was saying, before Ranma nuzzled against her face, causing their lips to meet.
This got wide eyes from everyone at this, as this was pretty much a kiss.
"Oh wow, he's never gonna live this one down" Naruto said with a wince, as this was as bad as it got in terms of embarrassing.
"3 2 1" Nabiki said, as Akane started to shake.
"RANMA, YOU IDIOT!" Akane yelled, before she got up and booted Ranma, sending him flying.
"So, does this mean the honeymoon is over?" Naruto asked with a snicker.
Akane growled at Naruto at this, making him jump back in fear, and hide behind Nabiki.
"I would watch your back fishcake, you don't want to make it worse," Nabiki said with a chuckle.
"Worse? How can this get worse? We're in the 7th circle of hell in terms of chaos" Naruto asked Nabiki.
(Space)
Out in space, a giant yellow spaceship with brown tiger stripes was hovering over earth.
Inside the ship was a young female. She had long blueish green hair that had small horns sticking out of the top of her head. She was also wearing a tiger striped bikini, panty and boots, and she was sitting at the controls, and after a few moments the screen showed a picture of Naruto with Nabiki.
"Oh, there's my darling! Wait, is he cheating on me?!" the alien girl yelled out, as what looked like electricity sparked from her hair, as it changed colors.
P.O.M and Kfbanime87 were in their office, typing at their computers, before Deadpool barged in
Next is One Piece with me, if you'd remembered, you moron: P.O.M said with a flat tone, not looking up from his screen
This isn't about that! He's planning a new fic, that's a crossover with - Deadpool was yelling, as he pointed at Kfbanime87 before…..
BANG!
Stop giving out spoilers! Also, stop hacking into my computer! Kfbanime87 yelled, as he put down his Smith & Wesson, after shooting Deadpool in the head
Sue me for being excited that you're gonna try another Ben 10 fic -: Deadpool said, as he crossed his arms with a huff, before….
Bang bang!
Final warning asshole! Kfbanime87 yelled, as he shot Deadpool in the eyes
Ah! I'm blind! This isn't as cool as Toph makes it look! Damn you fiction, you got me again! Deadpool yelled out, as he shook his fist
See you all later folks: P.O.M said, as he waved at the reader