Silly Hat
A/N: Hey! I wrote this poem, and my friend, -FairyFreak12- suggested I make it a twilight one shot and post it on here. Wooo :D
Bella and Edward were in class on drizzly thursday morning, passing colourful notes.
Bella Edward
Hallo.
Hello Bella.
Hey Edward, did you know I have a Silly Hat?
No?
Well, now you do.
Okay. What about it?
I wrote a poem about it, wanna hear it?
Okay. If it makes you happy…
Oh Silly Hat, Oh Silly Hat
You are so tall, yet so fat.
Oh Silly Hat,
On my head you rest, but sadly not with my vest,
Which is near my breast.
Oh Silly Hat,
I love you so,
Too much you so,
Oh Silly Hat.
Isn't it great, Edward?
Uhhh….
Edwards mouth is hanging open, suddenly he falls off his chair backwards.
"Edward?" Bella said, "Edward, hello?"
Edward suddenly sits up, and goes to sit back in his chair like nothing had happened.
Edward, what happened?
Umm…Your amazing poem about your Silly Hat was so good it made a vampire faint?
Wooo! YEAH! Im so cool, right?
Uh, Yeah.
Bell Rings, End Of Class.
Edwards thoughts: Oh wow, Im glad I was saved by the bell, haha….
The End.
A/N: Did you like it? Link to Silly Hat picture is on my profile! Review, and thanks to my beta, -FairyFreak12-