Hello. Welcome to Wario: the Villain Business, a story that I made and stopped a while ago. It didn't have a storyline, so I cut it short. So in this story, I'm taking it to a new level. Enjoy.

Prologue

In the land of the mushroom kingdom, everything was going great. The area had a smiley air to it, the people are in as bright moods as Mario at the end of Super Mario Bros. (NES)*.
Well, it was a nice place to be.
Havoc is rising across the land. A new figure has appeared and taken Bowser, and Mario is nowhere to be seen. The princess is in denial, not accepting the fact that her hero couldn't save her this time. No one is there to save any one in this hap-hazardous land now.
That is, no one that anyone would consider could save their world.
For in an abandoned building in the far north of the mushroom kingdom, there was one rude, absurd, and somewhat crazy man sitting on his velvet carpet, counting his loads of cash.
"Bwahahaa! This is amazing! 797 coins, 798 coins, 799 coins, 800 coins!! Bwahahaaa!" The man bellowed to the building's interior.
If you haven't guessed it already, this is Wario. He's the rude, absurd, and somewhat crazy man that lives in a mansion. He's the main character, not that red-hat mustachioed hero. As he was counting his money, throwing each coin in front of him into the ever-growing pile of shiny-gold coins, something flashed in the background.
"..848 coins, 849 coi-"
Just as simple as that, this greedy fellow realized that the coins he had recently been throwing into the pile didn't make the jingle that happens when two coins clash together that he knew so well. They were making the thud that happens when you start a pile of coins. He looked up in astonishment, as he picked his jaw up from the floor. Every bit of it. Gone. This was enough to make tears come out of Wario's eyes.
"..Grrrrhh. Im'a gonna get whoever did this!! Why Im'a gonna-"and as our main character was shaking his fist at the door, he noticed the note recently pinned to the floor. He picked it up, and read tentatively:

Hello Wario,
Wondering where your money is? I'm not. Listen, the princess needs your help. She's gone insane. I and my cohorts are keeping your money until you solve this crisis. We've been studying the things that've been happening in the last 5 days, and we think that its one person up to this. Your job- to stop that monster and eliminate all chances the mushroom kingdom will be obliterated.

Truly,
Anonymous

"I get the situation now." The yellow clad man conversed with himself.
"But, why does everyone have to take my money!?" Wario angered himself. This was all confusing him, which angered him, and an angry Wario makes not a happy scene.
"Arghhhh!!!! I'll show you who's the boss here!!!!" as Wario stormed out of the mansion.