"What. The. Hell".
It was uttered with contempt and disdain at the current predicament. If she was a sane person, she would have laughed. Maybe. There they were, on her clean floor, Sasuke and Naruto, strangling each other over a pair of scissors. Well, more like Sasuke straddling Naruto and choking the crap outta him. The scissors were an arm's length away from both men so it seemed like the prime suspect at the moment. She should've known better than to have left them alone in her house with pointy objects. She quickly swiped said scissors before they decided to spill blood on her recently cleaned floor.
Really, it wouldn't be fair for Lee-san if he had to come clean it again.
"Sakur-ACK!!!"
"Sakura"
Being slightly acknowledged and then ignored was a big no-no in her book, so she did the only thing she knew how in these situations.
Punch. Smack. Kick. Bitch slap.
10 minutes later……
A sugar sweet smile adorned her face as she addressed the men on the couch.
"I feel so much better. Don't you?"
Feeling inclined to flip her off, Sasuke settled for glaring at her feet. He had a feeling he would lose that finger if he did. Naruto, for all his unpredictability, was for once, quiet.
"I had said to give him a haircut, not kill him. Does everything sound like a command to kill to you?"
"Sakura-chan, don't let Teme give me a haircut!! The last time he did, I had uneven bangs! I had to tilt my head for an entire month so I wouldn't look retarded!!"
"That's because you wouldn't stay still and anyways you don't need my help in that department. That's all you."
"What?! Bastard!! Say it to my face and then we'll see who the retard here is!!"
"I already did dumbass. Pay attention."
"Why you-!!"
Grabbing both heads and knocking them against each other, she felt satisfied when she heard a crack.
"Now, now, play NICE, or I won't heal your concussions. Got it?"
Concussions meant no missions which meant more time around a murderous and very knocked-up Sakura. Besides, bragging about a stab wound from a missing-nin from an A rank mission was always better to "My hormonal teammate stabbed me with a chopstick cuz I ate the last rice ball". When did somebody decide that rice balls and strawberry ice cream go together?
Hell. No.
"Naruto, if you feel that way, why don't you just go to the barbershop and have them cut it for you?"
"But they charge 20 ryo!! I can get 5 bowls of miso ramen with that money!"
"Well then, I guess you can get Ayame-san and Teuchi-jiji to cut your hair, huh?"
"……………"
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"That's a great idea!!"
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"Aw hell, Sakura, you weren't supposed to encourage him."
Later that day……
"Well, I have to say that's an interesting look for you, Naruto."
"………"
"Idiot."
"Shut. Up."
"Aww, I love it when you two get along! Now be dears and get me pickle flavored ice and plums dipped in soy sauce."
This was an intentional open ending. Tell what you think Naruto's new haircut is....or you could always show me....*wink,wink*
Reviews are always welcome!