Wakes up suddenly and yawns and sees a bunch of angry people staring at me.
"Whoa! Holy crap! How'd you guys get in here?"
"We want a GAMR fanfic!!!!"
"Alright don't get your panties in a buddle. One sec."
I get up and get dressed and stuff "Alright I'll tell you a freakin story right now!!!!!!"
Zim was running as fast as his tiny Irken legs could go with GIR close behind.
"What could the Tallest be so panicked about?" Zim said to himself. "Could it be something bad about the ALL POWERFUL Zim?"
Zim ran into the hangar where the Tallest were having panic attacks. Zim saluted to them. "What's wrong my Tallest?"
"Zim! We need you and Tak to go get us more snacks!" Red said
"The snacks! SNACKS! All gone!" Purple screamed.
"But… why with Tak? I can do it myself." Zim whined.
"Because, Tak is a better pilot then you and you'll be driving a super advanced ship to carry the snacks in." Red said.
"CHEESE!" GIR screeched.
"SILENTS!" Zim yelled. "But my Tallest, when I was stopping her EVIL snack plan of DOOM she was the worst pilot I ever saw.
"Hmm… yes well she probably just had a glitch or something." Purple said searching through a potato chip bag.
"But I…"
"No more excuses Zim! You will work with Tak and you'll be going to planet Blorch. Apparently they built a food thingy there. It is going to be a dangerous mission." Red said.
Tak walked in the room and saluted. "My Tallest, What did you so urgently need me for?" Tak asked.
"Ah yes Tak. We need you to go with Zim to go to Planet Blorch and get more snacks." Red said.
Zim? But…"
"If you succeed, you'll become an invader." Purple bribed.
"You made your point. Fine I'll do it. Come Mimi." Tak said.
Mimi glared at GIR while he jumped on Zim's head. Zim and Tak walked toward the ship, thinking of how to kill each other. Tak took the controls. Zim, about to make a fit, stopped and remembered what the Tallest had said. He unwillingly took the co-pilot chair.
"I don't like you." Zim said.
"I don't like you either you stupid moron." Tak snapped.
GIR sat in a corner and played with his piggy. He saw Mimi staring at him.
"You wana play?" GIR asked.
Mimi just kept staring at him then suddenly she ran off.
"Wait kitty! Come back!" GIR got up and started chasing after her.
Mimi waited in front of an airlock. As she saw GIR coming she opened it and got out of the way. GIR got sucked in but as he did he grabbed Mimi's disguise's tail trying to pull himself back in. It cought Mimi off guard and was sucked in with him. They both screamed for their lives.
"NO MY PIGGIE WILL BE LONLEY WITHOUT ME!" GIR yelled as he clung onto Mimi.
Mimi tried to pull away but GIR just held tighter. Suddenly she remembered the modification Tak gave her two days. Her whole body went steaming hot and GIR couldn't hold on anymore.
"OWCH!" GIR yelled.
"Finally they stopped being sucked into space and were now floating in space.
Mimi gasped. "You idiot! We're now both stuck out here in the middle of space!" Mimi growled.
"Yay! This is just like my dream! We were both floating in the sky and there were a lot of piggies and then you gave a big hug!" GIR said excitedly.
Mimi dropped her disguise and pulled out a microphone. A static noise came from it. "Great, we have no signal out here." Mimi grumbled.
"Aw, don't be sad." GIR said trying to give Mimi a hug.
Mimi slapped him. "If you think that a hug will make everything better then you are dead wrong. We'll probably rust out here and just stop working." Mimi said glaring at GIR.
"Not if my piggie saves us!" GIR said happily.
"You moron." Mimi hissed.
"I bet my robot is better that your robot. " Zim said trying to start a fight.
"Oh yeah? Let's see about that." Tak said. "Mimi!" a whole minute passed.
"Mimi!"
"HA! That proves it!" Zim gloated. "GIR!" another minute passed. "I'm sure he's just making waffles of something. GIR get down here!"
"Mmm hmm, yeah okay." Tak said rolling her eyes.
"Where could they be?" Zim asked.
"I don't know. Go look."
"Me? But…"
"I'm pilot. Remember?" Tak asked.
"Sure, whatever." Zim stomped off. "How could Tak be so blind to my greatness?" Zim grumbled to himself.
Mimi floated there with her arms folded.
"Hey Mimi."
"What?" she asked angrily.
"We're floating!" GIR said smiling.
"No you think?!" Mimi yelled.
"You're cute when you're angry." GIR said
Mimi's ice-cold robot cheeks turned red at this. She turned back at GIR then quickly tried to erase the comment and return to being angry with him.
People standing in room: That was a stupid place to end it!
Me: Go away evil people!!!! My ENGENIUS brain can only do so much!
Come again tomorrow or something and I'll tell you more.
People:YAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!
They start running out of the room.
Me: No wait come back! I'm lonley!
This has been brought to you by Jhonen Vasques! YAY!
And that little thing up there that says this has been brought to you by Jhonen Vasques is brought to you by WALL-E!!!!!!! What? I like WALL-E. He's da bomb!
-Invader Paige signing off