So Edward and Bella are walking back from the forest with Jacob seemingly unconscious from Edwards'
your not girly enough punch. Bella is like oh yeah your so mysterious. I want to frown at you the whole movie!
Edwards is like oh yeah I have assorted hair on my upper body and shit.
Bella pushes her hair behind her ear and asks Edwards if he thinks he wants a big wedding or small wedding.
He stops walking suddenly and Bella keeps walking seemingly like they really love each other.
"Bella I want you to be so happy and shit."
Bella tears up, her lips pout even more than before creating a face not unlike the cover of home alone 2.
"I am Edwards! we're getting married and shit."
They hug and several yards away Jacob takes a shit only to realize that lacking toilet paper he will have to lick his butt.
Edward and Bella continue walking, the sun sets and a car explodes down the road.
"Does that exploding car worry you?" Edwards does not take time to answer, his arm stretching out, flinging Bella into a tree.
With this fiancée now unconscious edwards wonders whether or not to blame this on Dakota fanning, or his mom.
He doesn't have to worry as Bella wakes up screaming. "werfiuohwrifhbwrcjnrofw!!!!!" Edwards rushes to her side.
"What the hell?" She gets up and wraps her arms around him. "I saw you sparkling in Rome and shit..."
He looks down at his love interest "No I'm here and the sun is not out so I'm not sparkling.
They hug and kiss and shit and get to their car. The sun was completely gone now so vampires are super mysterious
and more likeable in the night.
As they start the car the night seems to glow with a red tint. "it's autumn why is the sun so uncooperative right now?"
Edward wonders for a moment. He wonders if his strength was earned.
"Night is here we can let the sun have a final breath before goodnight can't we?"
Bella merely nods. Thoughts of her dads mustache cloud her dreams of a night with Edwards.