A/N: Ok guys, the reviews I got was not so nice at all. So like plese be nice! you can point out the miskates I make but put ssome positivies in there too so I don't get discouraged! Plz and thankyou.
Oh, and WARNINGS: If you are offended by sexy stuff then this chap isn't for you!!!! There are mature materials in it so you have been warned.
OK, now the moment you all been waiting for! Chapter Thre!!!
"Pass the butter" Selena sighed two her friend across the tabel. She was in the Grate Hall eating a brekfast of toast and jams she was gonna eat the eggs but she was scared she'd get fat cuz they were cooked in butter (but she isn't anorexic).
"Okzies!" sayed her friend, Graciella. Graciella Maria Elizabeth Bellarose was Selenas BFF since childbirth. She had shimmery onyx hair that extenzed down to her butt and glistened in the sun as she flacked it out of her eyes. She was wearing wizard robes that were made of the most expensive fabricks and made her look like a regal princesses. She had glittery eyes with black and yellow flecks that stared right into your soul when you talked to her (lol grace your in my story now!!)
"Gurl somethin has been bothering you please tell me what it is said Graciella smiling warmly."
"Sigh well it's just this thing with Harry Potter" sayd Selena. She blushed her hair out of her sparkling saphyre eyes and stuck out her lip sowerly.
"Aw wha'ts wrong?" Graciella axed. She moved across the table and shat down next to her friend. "Do you like him"
"I mean i don't not like him you know what I mean" Selena asked?
Just then, Harrry appeared out of somewhere. He sat a-cross the tabel at Selena and looked over at them.
"Hey girl hey I liked seeing you in the commen room yesterday."
"Omg what happened in the commen room lol" Graciella asked, assuming something naughty had taken place.
"Stfu Graciella," Selena said offstantashouly
"Lol whatever I'm going back to get more soap." Graciella stood up on the table and departed, gliding down the Grate Hail. Her hairs glode behind her as she took her long strydes.
"Omg I'm so srry bout graciella her mind just get's a little carried all over the place sometimes" Graciella murbured.
"It's ok," Harry groped. "So i was wondering um gosh..."
"What is it harry?" Selena minced, her orbacles staring into his with the intensity of the sun on a hot summer nite.
"Wood you....like to go oot with me?" he brushed and tilted his head down, revealing his sexxy chizzled skull.
"Oh hry, of course!!!" Selena yelped!!! She jumped up out of her seet. Omg I have 2 get ready "she said."
"Haha ok go put on your special bra ;)" Harry winkied and she brushed a ruby shade of skarlet.
"Oh harry stop being knotty!" she bloosted before turning and stoarming up the stares to the ravensclaw commonroom.
"Omg what will I ware" she said a few ours later, looking in her mirror.
"You look fine!" Graciella Maria said from the bed. Oh yeah I forgot to mention Graciella Maria was also Selena's roommate in the Hogwart dorms.
"Arr you sure?" Selena looked in the mirror and her insemble. She was wearing a black tank top with Miley Cyrus on the front and hannah Montana on the back and she had her hair in a messy bun on top of her head and she had on a torn denim skirt that was very short and flattering (but not so short that you could see her cooter) and she had pink army boots.
"Yeah gurl you looked grood." Graciella Maria smyled. "Well I have to get goin on my own date." She walked over to the window where her broom was parked outside (lol brooms don't park but just pretend ok?)
"Lolwut you didn't tell me you have a date!" Selena keefed. "Who is it who who who?"
"Ummm I'm not tellin you mite not approve and ps i don't need your approval anways." She jumped out the windown and landed on her broom with a shwoop.
"That was weird," Selena yummed to herself as she finished getting ready.
She runned down the steppes to the griffindog commen rooms. The fat lady in the painting askid Selena for the passcode again but Selena pulled a knife out of her pink combat boot and knifed the fat lady and climbed through the hole in her gaping stomach.
"Harry are you here Harry it's me Selena where are you Harry are you here?" She called as she walked through the fat woman. When she getted into the commen room she gasped at what she saw.
It was Harry and Ronald....Having sexx!! They was both naked and Selena walked in just as Ronald grunted and had an organism into the fireplace (which put out the fire).
"OMg selena it's not what it looks like I swore!!!" He jumped off of Ronald, who was just laying moshinless on the carpett.
"Wtf Harry I don't wann hear it! How could you!!!!" She quickly climbed back through the painting, where the fat lady had bled to death from her stomach wounds, and runned up the stares to the Ravensclaw commen room. She sat on her bed and cried emoly, waiting for Graciella to return from her mystery date with Draco.
A/N: Coming up nex time! Will Selena ever forgive Harry!?! And who is Graciella's mystery date!?!? Find out next chapter! And PLEAAAAASE review or I'll cut you (not really lol).