-sniff- WHY DO STORIES HAVE TO END?? WHY?
That's what sequels are for! -hinthint,winkwink,nudgenudge-
No, Gwen, there *probably* is NOT going to be a sequel. I'm ashamed enough.
-sigh- AND YOU DIDN'T EVEN DRAW A PICTURE. HOW DARE YOU.
I HAD WAY TOO MUCH STUFF TO DO, YOU KNOW THAT. AAAAND I was TOTALLY unmotivated...
Oh. Well, yeah, this HAS been going on way too long...
Thankfully, this is the last chapter... right?
Um... Technically speaking, yes...
WHOA. DIDN'T SEE THAT COMIN'.
...Shaddup o_o;
"Do you really have to leave?" She was clearly not a happy Gwen.
"It's not like we have a choice," Envy stated, planting his hands on his hips. What a man.
We only had four minutes and nineteen seconds to be with these two. And there was one question that needed to be answered.
"Why are you two here in the first place, anyways?" I questioned.
Envy stuck a thumb at his fellow fake human, saying, "Why don't you ask Miss Sassy over here? She's the only reason I got dragged to this place."
I eyed her, curious and expectant. Lust? Sassy? Who would have thought! But to whom?
"Let me guess," Gwen started. "You thought Dante was being unreasonable and said something you probably shouldn't have and she got pissed, so she sent you here as a punishment, but Envy got caught in the Gate, too."
Lust gave a wry smile, like the one in episode 46 when she told Ed that he didn't know how cruel he was being. (Wow.) "I'm afraid so. I suppose I need to stay quiet sometimes."
Two minutes, fifty-eight seconds.
"Will you ever come back?" I asked. I really didn't want them to leave, but I didn't have a choice in the matter.
"Why would we want to?" Envy snorted.
My friend and I exchanged looks. Our thoughts were scribbled all over our faces, but we were trained to read each other's minds anyway.
"Because we'd miss you," we told them. Well, I told Envy and she told Lust, but we said it together. We should really stop doing that.
They wore amused expressions on their faces.
One minute, thirty seconds.
I could feel some kind of energy closing in. Would I see the Gate? It's possible, but I doubt it.
"I guess this is goodbye, then," Lust sighed.
One minute, four seconds.
"It's been fun," Envy announce, "but we really should head back. Greed just died a day ago and that Fullmetal pipsqueakis getting closer to the Stone."
Forty-one seconds.
"No..." Gwen murmured. "Katina, this has been our dream from the start. We've never really believed that it could happen, but they're here. They've been with us through the best part of Halloween, and now they're leaving."
Twenty seconds.
This was the only chance I would get to be in the presence of a real homunculus.
Fifteen seconds.
I locked my eyes on Envy. Gwen did the same with Lust.
Eleven seconds.
I could remember those countless FMA rants with my blond friend, where one of the topics was what we would do if we ever, by some miracle, met our favorite homunculus.
Eight seconds.
Gwen stepped to Lust and whispered something in her ear. I already knew what it was.
Five seconds.
I fulfilled my (and countless others') dream of fangirlism. I took a deep breath and pretty much glomped Envy. Inside, I was screaming with pure ecstasy.
Two seconds.
He tensed, but that's probably because he's probably never made any actual contact with a female.
"Goodbye."
My grasp around him was torn suddenly and then there was nobody else around me but Gwen. We just stood there for who knows how long. And then, quite abruptly, Gwen shouted, "PHUCK!"
"WHAT?" I yelped, recovering from a heart attack.
"We didn't take a picture!"
WOW KATINA. WOW.
LOL I HAD TO. SORRY FOR ALL THE OUTRAGED FANGIRLS OUT THERE DON'T KILL ME :O!
Um... So what do we do now?
The same thing we do every day, Pinky- I mean Gwen...
Try to take over the world?
No, eat a pillow. YES, TRY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD. BWAHAHAHAA!
Wow, why are we referencing The Pinky & The Brain now?
Everybody does. I think.
So yeah. Bye.