OKAY. THIS IS THE LAST CHAPTER... It's not even a chapter, it's an epilogue.

Hooray! You finished it before December even though it takes place on HALLOWEEN.

Well, not this thing! ...I have Get on My Horse stuck in my head and I've been listening to it for the past two days or so...

That was very random.

Quite. BUT IT IS SO WEIRD AND FUNNY AND STRANGE AND STUPID AND AND AND AND AND -stops working again.-

Aww man. Oh well, I guess I'll introduce the last chapter.

Here you go! Enjoy and reccomend to your friends! SHAMELESS ADVERTISING, FTW.

-ignition, working- HERE I AM. OKAY. UM... Oh yeah, the story.

"Gwen, 47 airs tonight!"

"NO! LUST CAN'T DIE!"

"But it's the circle of life!"

"SHE. IS. IMMORTAL. IMMORTALS CAN'T DIE, LAST TIME I CHECKED!"

We laughed, totally hyper. That's normal for us at 2 AM on Sunday morning. It's been a few weeks since we met Envy and Lust, and we kind of wanted to see if the animation would change, even if it was impossible. What airs on television is what the artist draws, not what the real characters do in their world. Or universe. Or dimention. Or side of the Gate. Or... whatever.

The only problem with this whole thing was how the Gate spat them out almost a century into the future in America and not Germany. Maybe the circle under the forest was the only one active throughout time and space. Dante seems to know everything, so she opened it up when our circle opened. But then that might not have worked, because time happens all at once, although we just experience it one second at a time. But... wait. Where was I going with this again? My brain hurts!

The only thing we knew for sure was that they were here. There was no way around that.

"You are such a fangirl," I scoffed.

"HEY," she shouted, "YOU ARE THE ONE THAT HUGGED A CROSS-DRESSING ANOREXIC PALM TREE!"

"STOP TALKING IN CAPS."

"NO, HYPOCRITE."

"...Sure."

We were in my basement for yet another sleepover. What can I say, 55 inches of Fullmetal Alchemist is pretty amazing. The screen flashed an Adult Swim promotional message, faded into black, and Sloth appeared on the screen.

Being the fangirls we were, Gwen and I squealed.

The episode played and we squeaked some more. We were just THAT advanced for society. "WRATH, YOU SUCK. I HATE YOU!" This episode brings out a side of Gwen that only a few select people have seen. Namely me.

"This is what you wanted, isn't it?" the psychotic boy growled.

And then we heard it. Remember in those last eight seconds that the homunculi were here? Gwen had whispered, "Watch out for Wrath."

At that moment, it seemed like Lust had said, "I should have listened to her..."

Using the power of digital cable, I frantically paused the show and faced my friend. Did she hear it, too? Judging by her awestuck face, she did. I rewound it, played it again, but she said her regular line. Pause. We stared at the screen, mouths agape, just wondering if that really happened.

There was no doubt that we were going insane. WOO!

That was very short... (Es lo que ella dijo.)

(...Really, Katina?) Wow, I love how all of my lines are in caps lock.

-looks up- Like I said, a whole new side of Gwendolen Hapsen.

Just Gwen.

Gwen.

Thank you.

Okay well, this is the actual last chapter. Now this story's status is complete! -sniff- This is the only fanfiction I've ever successfully completed! I'm so proud!

Well, you did get motivation from me to write more.

This is true. Okay then. Bye reader(s)!

Bye bye!