Inspired by the promo photos of 6x14 that have been floating around the on LJ. House cures his boredom by sending Wilson notes.
A/N: IMPORTANT: What House writes is in bold. What Wilson writes is in italics
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This is boring. This is really, really boring. What is she even talking about?
I don't know. I stopped listening about fifteen minutes ago.
How do you manage to look so enthralled?
Nurse. Three rows in front. Four seats from the aisle.
The blonde one?
That's the one.
She's a nympho apparently.
She better not be a nympho. She's on my staff.
You sly old dog.
Shut up. That's not even funny.
Then why are you smiling?
Fine. It was vaguely amusing. But stop trying to make me laugh.
Why? Making you squirm is one of life's great pleasures.
Kick Taub's chair instead. Or put your gum in what's left of his hair.
He won't care. He's immune to being embarrassed. He has to be with his height affliction.
Put it in Chase's hair.
And ruin one of the world's greatest creations? I don't think so.
You're not going to leave me alone are you?
If you keep sending notes back then no. You're enjoying this. Don't deny it.
You're pain in the ass.
You sat next to me.
Well nobody else would. Somebody has to do it for the good of all mankind.
What does that even say?
What?
You're handwriting looks like a four year old has gone insane with a pen.
I'm writing on my lap without looking. Don't expect fucking calligraphy over here.
I at least expect something legible. Oh don't make that face.
Stop throwing paper on my lap then.
Stop throwing it back then.
No. You stop. You started it.
Are we bickering through notes?
It seems that way.
You're still writing back.
So are you.
Yeah, but it's to be expected. You're meant to be the adult one.
When did we decide this?
It was never decided. It's just your natural role as a meddler and a lecturer.
Is this a character assassination now?
Are all your notes just going to be questions now?
If it annoys you as much as you're annoying me, then yes, they will.
BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH
What was the point in that?
To see if you would reply. And you did, which means you're loving this.
Well it's making the lecture more bearable and a lot less boring.
I'll tell you what will make it a lot less boring.
NO! NO! Don't even go there. There are people around. A lot of people around.
Oh come on. No one will notice.
No! Stop it.
Why so tense and uptight?
Fuck you. Stop it. This isn't funny.
Well whatever that is in you trousers is certainly having a good time.
Keep your hands to yourself. We can do this later.
Is that a promise?
If I promise now will you leave me alone?
Maybe.
It's a deal. Do we shake hands suspiciously or what?
This isn't a Mafia deal. It's not a contract.
I was just trying to be civil.
You can't be civil when you have a boner in public.
Well looking at the back of Taub's head is certainly helping it go down.
Crap. I've ran out of paper. You have one message. Make it good.
So's your face.