Title: Vacation
Rating: K
Word Count: 275-ish
Summary: Naruto and Sasuke are fighting, Sakura is ignoring them, and Kakashi just wants to read his book in peace. Team 7 at the beach.
Warnings: Naruto and Sasuke beating each other up in the background, but if you watch the show, that shouldn't bother you much.
Author's Notes: Written for naruto100's challenge, "Imperfect Paradise."
Sakura sighed happily as she stretched out on her beach towel, absorbing the warm, relaxing sunshine. She was going to have such an awesome tan when she got back to Konoha.
"Sakura."
She cracked an eye to see Kakashi standing above her, sporting swim trunks, a t-shirt, and a white washcloth wrapped around his face. She scowled and hoped some little kid would come along and pull it off just to spite him.
"Hey, sensei, what's up?"
"What are Sasuke and Naruto doing?"
She followed his gaze to where her two boys were apparently trying to drown each other in the tide pools. "Oh, them? Naruto ate the last banana, Sasuke got pissed, and now they're fighting. You know, same old, same old."
"Huh." Kakashi watched with mild interest as Naruto summoned Gamatatsu, who landed with a slimy-sounding spat on Sasuke's face. He hoped Naruto knew that salt water was bad for frogs.
He turned back to his one mostly-sane student. "And you're not going to stop them?"
Sakura smiled, teeth flashing Gai-style in the sunlight. "Nope. I'm on vacation, sensei. That means for the next four days, those two aren't my problem."
"So if you see them disappear under water for more than five minutes, you're not going to help?"
"One- Naruto swims like a freaking fish; he won't drown, and he won't let Sasuke, either. And two-" she pointed a finger to a spot further down the beach, "there's a lifeguard on duty."
"...Right. Do you want anything before I go back to the hotel?"
"Some more tanning lotion and some chocolate cake would be wonderful."
"Right. I'll get right on that."