Title: Scandalous
Rating: K
Word Count: 223
Summary: Shizune and Tsunade have a little chat about Anko's love life.
Warnings: Depends entirely on how vivid your imagination is.
Author's Notes: Written for iTunes shuffle challenge. Song was "You Give Love A Bad Name" by Bon Jovi.
Shizune sipped her tea serenely as she watched the scene on the street below unfold.
Tsunade, always looking for a way to avoid her work, popped her head over Shizune's shoulder. "What's so interesting?"
"Oh, nothing much. Anko-san just bagged another one."
Tsunade sighed knowingly before returning to her desk. "Wonderful. Which unsuspecting soul is she torturing this week? Raidou? Aoba?"
"No, those two were last month. This one's a civilian- Oma-something, I think. He works at one of the food stands near the south gate."
"Ah. I suppose by now all the shinobi men have heard about her reputation."
"Maybe she just wanted a little variety."
"Or maybe that little rumor about what she did to Izumo spread through the jounin grapevine and they're all smart enough to stay away."
"Hm."
"Either way, I hope she gets this out of her system soon. If she keeps running through them at this rate, there'll be no straight men left in Konoha who aren't completely traumatized."
Shizune turned from the window with a teasing grin. "Why the sudden interest, Tsunade-sama? Not looking for a boy toy yourself, are you?"
"No, but I do have you and Sakura to think of, even if the two of you seem to be married to your jobs sometimes."
Shizune smiled and took another drink. "You're so thoughtful, Tsunade-sama."