Disclaimer: I only own myself, and hopefully I can get permission to use my advisor's image in here too. I don't own Naruto, or Pucca.
NOTE: I decided to use the Shippuden Naruto.
--Chapter 1: Well, Here We Go Again!--
It was a pretty normal day in Sooga. Garu and Abiyo were sparring, (Abiyo was in the process of ripping his six hundred and forty-seventh shirt today), Ching was watching Abiyo, sighing as her fantasies of him filled her head, Tobe was plotting Garu's demise, along with his troop of ninja followers, and Pucca was out making deliveries for her uncles, zipping all over Sooga on her red scooter.
During her daily delivery route, Pucca overheard a strange sound. It was a boy's voice calling out from a hole in the ground close to her. She did a quick turn around, and stopped next to the small hole to listen.
"Heeeeeeeeeellllloooooooooooo down there!"
Then there was another voice, an older more masculine one. "Naruto, get your head out of that hole before whatever's in there bites it off!"
This Naruto boy sounded depressed. "Okay, pervy sage..."
"Don't call me that. Now, c'mon, we need a bath!"
"You just want to spy on the woman's bath, Pervy Sage!"
"How many times have I told you to stop calling me that!!"
Pucca recalled her visit to the other side of the wishing well she had dug a while ago. She remembered the alternate universe on the other side, and the alternate personalities of all her friends, and Martial Arts, the sheriff of the town.
Well, whatever was on the other side of this hole was way different...it couldn't hurt to have a look...could it?
Pucca ran and grabbed a shovel, leaving a note for the chefs to tell them where she was.
Back at the hole, Pucca dug as fast as she could, which was really fast. Once she saw daylight, she leapt out.
What she discovered was shocking. Her whole body had changed! She was taller, and she was in a red dress. She looked into a nearby puddle, and looked at her face. Her eyes were bigger, and her face was strange looking.
While she was looking at herself in the puddle, a strange man came up behind her. He had long white hair, and red streaks coming out from under his eyes.
"Are you okay, miss?"
Pucca jumped, but then she leaned back and nodded.
"Where did you come from?"
Pucca just smiled and pointed to the hole she had dug.
"Is--is that the hole Naruto was looking at earlier?! It's huge!"
"Is what the hole I was looking at earlier?" A blonde boy walked up behind the man. His hair glistened in the sun, and he looked like he was dying from the heat.
Pucca gasped. He looked so worn out! She had to do something! She got an idea! But...there was no exclamation point above her head like she was used to! She stared up into the sky for a moment, while Naruto and his sensei just looked at each other.
"Uh...what is she doing?"
"No idea. She hasn't said a word to me, and I think she dug that massive hole behind us."
Naruto looked behind them. "Whaaa! When did that get there!?"
His sensei just sighed and shook his head. "You really are dense."
Naruto just glared at him.
Pucca walked between them to the edge of the hole, and waved for them to follow. Then she jumped in.
"I think she wants us to follow her." Naruto seemed nervous.
"Could be. You go first." Sensei pushed him.
"You bastard!!" Naruto's voice faded as he fell down the hole.
Sensei waited for a splat, and hearing none, jumped in to follow his student.
SF15: That was fun. I will reveal the name of "Sensei" in the next chapter. For you Naruto fans, you know who this is already.
