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--Chapter 2: Authoress (and Advisor) cameo!--

After insuring that there was no splat at the end of his pupil's fall, Sensei jumped in himself.

Meanwhile, back in Sooga, Naruto ended up falling flat on his face. "Ouch!" He got up and brushed himself off. Then he noticed something weird. "MY FINGERS! WHAT HAPPENED TO MY FINGERS?!"

"It's called an 'art jump'. You get used to it after a while." A new voice called. "Try stretching out your hand."

Naruto did as she asked and discovered that he still had his digits. He looked up and called, "Thanks for the information. But, who are you?"

A girl jumped out of a nearby tree, and landed in front of Pucca and Naruto. She had medium length black hair, and she wore a gray t-shirt with black shoes and pants. She also had lots of bracelets and a few necklaces. "Name's ShadowFoxx15. You can call me Kitsune."

"Nice to meet you, Kitsune." Naruto smiled. "So, what are you doing here, wherever we are?"

"In Sooga? I wanted some noodles, and this is one of the best places to get fresh made ones."

Pucca gasped, and an exclamation point appeared above her head.

Naruto backed away. "What's that?!"

"That is how Pucca expresses herself. She doesn't talk."

"Oh. So I could do that here?"

Kitsune thought about that for a moment. "It's plausible. Try it."

"...how?"

Pucca, having a brilliant idea, snuck up behind him with a paper bag full of air, and popped it.

Naruto jumped, screamed, and the desired point appeared above his head. "Cool!"

Suddenly, yelling came from the giant hole, and none other than sensei popped out, landing, like his pupil, on his face.

"Hello, Master Jaryia. It's a pleasure." Kitsune bowed respectfully.

"Who are you?"

"Shadowfoxx15. You might know me better as the authoress."

"The authoress? This truly is a strange place to meet you."

"Welcome to Sooga. Now, let's go for what I came here for in the first place. Noodles."

"Are these noodles anything like ramen?" Naruto had to ask.

"I dunno. Maybe." She shrugged.

Meanwhile, Tobei had his own plans for the authoress. "If I can capture this 'authoress', I can gain access to the whole plot, and then I can make Garu do anything I want!" He laughed maniacally. His ninja gang joined him.

Later, at the noodle shop, Kitsune, Naruto, Jaryia, and Pucca walked in. Kitsune pointed to a table in the back.

"We'll sit over here. And I'll explain everything to you, Naruto."

"There's someone already sitting there!" He pointed to a man with a shaved head, and dark sunglasses, wearing a black suit.

"It's okay. It's just my advisor. The God of Madness."

Naruto got really scared, really fast. "The God of what?"

"Madness." Jaryia repeated. "I must admit, that sure explains a hell of a lot."

Everyone sat down, and Pucca grabbed noodle bowls for everyone. Kitsune pulled out her laptop.

"What's that?" Naruto asked in between mouthfuls of noodles.

"My laptop. With this, I control the world."

Madness God nodded in agreement.

Kitsune turned on him. "You know, as my advisor, you could, I don't know, advise me every once in a while."

"I let you post on my computer."

"...Damn it. You got me there." Kitsune shook her head. "Damn my lack of internet on this thing."

Tobei burst in at that moment. "Ah-ha! Now, you will come with me, authoress!" He laughed again.

And, everyone proceeded to ignore him.

He tried again, louder this time. "Ah-Ha!" And, to his eternal frustration, was ignored.

"Curse you all!" He screamed.

Meanwhile, Naruto was asking questions. "So, how exactly can you 'control the world'?"

"Pick a person."

"Mmmm. Him." Naruto pointed to the frustrated Tobei.

"Tobei. Good choice. Now watch." She typed something into the word processor.

Tobei immediately jumped up and danced around singing 'I'm a Little Teapot'.

"What did you do to him?!"

"I typed into my word processor, 'Tobei then suddenly jumped up and sang "I'm a Little Teapot", while dancing around the restaurant.' So, by my command, he did it."

"That's cool..."

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