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Chapter 5: The Fight Ensues

Ring Ring let out a massive screech, and Temari braced herself behind her giant fan.

"Ha! Is that all you got?" The blonde sand ninja taunted. "HAAA!" She let loose another blast of Wind Scythe Jutsu, slamming the little diva into a tree, and rendering her unconscious.

Temari scoffed over Ring Ring's ragdoll body, her silhouette blocking the sun over her adversary. "No one and I mean no one disses me like that. Let this be a lesson to you." And she walked away.

A shocked Sakura was left standing on the sidelines, her mouth agape at the miniscule length of the fight. (A/N: For you WWE (I don't own this either) fans, think Kane V. Chavo at the last Wrestlemania.)

Temari looked at Sakura with a glare. "What?"

Lee and Abyo were clashing in the bamboo grove, a flurry of punches and kicks, mere blurs to the untrained eye.

After a series of connections, they both landed, and panting, began to taunt the other.

"HIIII-YAAAHH!" Abyo ripped off his shirt, and landed in a sea of sparkles and squealing girls.

Lee held up his hand. "Forgive me. It is time to take my medicine." Producing a small white bottle from his pocket, Lee took a swig from it, and he slumped over.

"Huh?"

Lee swaggered into a standing position, his face red, and his eyes glazed over. "What're ya lookin' at?!" His stance became more of a stumble, and his body was looser.

"Is something wrong with you?"

Lee leapt at him with a drunken roar.

Kiba was still wandering Sooga, looking for Akamaru. He had tried everything, from whistling to treats, to even promises of a girlfriend.

Kiba sighed and rubbed the back of his head. "Where could he have gone to?"

"RRROWWW!" A angry growl rang all around him.

"What the-?"

Akamaru came bolting out of the bamboo thicket into the clearing, chasing a small black cat. The cat did a skidding three sixty degree turn, and performed what looked like Naruto's shadow clone Jutsu!

Akamaru whimpered. He thought he was only up against one kitty!

Lee and Abyo's fight was coming to a quick close. Abyo couldn't hit the drunken Taijutsu specialist.

Panting, Abyo asked, "What are you?" Then he passed out on the ground.

Lee was beginning to sober up when his teammates, Neji and Tenten showed up.

"Lee! What happened?!" Tenten ran to his side.

"I-I do not know. The last thing I remember is taking my medicine. Everything becomes a bit fuzzy after that."

Neji began to suspect that maybe he shouldn't take this 'medicine' anymore.

Akamaru and Kiba were on the run from the horde of ninja shadow clone kitties, trying not to be torn to shreds.

Luckily for them, a girl with a brand-new laptop was standing in the next clearing with Jiraiya and Naruto.

Quickly moving into action, she typed something, and the cat immediately went back to being one cat, and he stopped chasing them.

"You'll have to forgive Mio. He doesn't take kindly to dogs."

Kiba looked up into the face of his savior. "Thanks. I don't mean to sound ungrateful or anything, but just who are you?"

Jiraiya was the one who spoke up. "Why is it none of you kids have heard of the authoress? She controls everything, and you don't even know about it. Sheesh."

"That's quite enough out of you, Master. He doesn't know, because I don't want to be known. I choose to hide myself from prying eyes, in order to prevent the misuse of my powers."

"So that's why." Jiraiya scoffed. "Lame excuse."

"You saw that rogue ninja. He was intending to use my powers for his own ends."

At that moment, a strange rustling came from the surrounding bamboo, followed by some familiar evil laughter.

"Here we go again." Shadow Foxx sighed.

SF15: Who is behind the evil laughter? What happened to the others? Stay tuned to find out! Please R&R!