Alright so things are about to get a bit sticky here. This is in Puck's POV. I really appreciate all of the reviews that I've been getting and the critique is great. I'll do what I can to make this story right by you. Anyways, enough kissing ass. This one is going to be a little shorter than the others but it's 3:00 in the morning and I woke up yesterday at 5:00 so I'm running out of steam a bit. This chapter is most definitely NC17 so if you have even the slightest problem with blowjobs, anal sex, sexting, or anything else, don't read. On with chapter 5.

Burt Hummel is terrifying. Thank god Kurt can think quick on his feet. Hi my name is Noah Puckerman and I was just getting it on with your only son. That's a way to introduce yourself to parents.

As soon as I got home, I whipped out my phone and shot Kurt a text.

U said ur dad wouldn't b home until way after dinner. U lie.

His response was instantaneous.

Do not. That's what he told me. I'll ask him what he's doing home so early. Did you speed the entire way home? That was really fast.

Maybe... He was gone for a while. I wonder what he and his dad are talking about. I hope they aren't talking about me. That's just an awkward conversation that Kurt doesn't need. Poor baby. I didn't mean to do that to him.

I can't believe I couldn't control myself today. Not even Santana has been able to make me feel like Kurt did tonight. It was even that I was like, super horny. It was the way he gave me chills. And that thing he did with his tongue on my ear? Where the hell did he learn that?

I felt my phone vibrate from the other side of my bed and launched myself at it. One new text message from Kurt Hummel.

You should be more safe when you drive. I need you in one piece. ;) Anyways my dad said that Deadliest Catch was on so he took off a little early.

Seriously?He isn't just making that up or nething b/c we made him feel awkward? That glare u gave him even scared the shit outta me.

I wish you would text with proper grammer. Brains are much sexier, dearest.

Ur much sexier.

*Groan.* I'm glad you listen to me. What time do you want me to be at your place tomorrow?

Why wait until tomorrow? Come over right now and I'll do you quick and dirty on the couch.

UGH! Fucking Hummel is messing with my brain. He's confusing my dick with his soft, red lips and sensual hips and pelvic bone that seems to have a sexual genius mind of its own. I'm not gay. He's just tempting.

How much do u want 2 get done 2morrow?

As much as possible. You left me in pain asshole. Write correctly or you won't get shit tomorrow.

What did I do? Come over right after school then. Better?
Very much so. The fact that I'm curled up in bed right now, fucking blue-balled, is completely your fault and I would just like to let you know that I'm currently furious with you.

Well if that didn't get me hard all over again. Seriously, what was with me? My mind was way in the gutter and a fucking dude did it to me. Not just any dude though. Kurt mother fucking Hummel. Girly, sexy, overly fashion conscientious, Kurt Hummel. The thought that I had that effect on him though was seriously turning me on. I tried thinking about Santana giving me a blowjob and I swear to God, my dick softened a little, but the thought of Kurt on his knees and holy shit.

I stared at my phone for a few more moments before I could respond to him.

Want an extra lesson? I can solve your problem.

Yes please. :)

You should come over.

Why? You just saw me.

Yeah but if you were here then I could do what I really wanted to do today.

And that was?

Suck my cock.

Well aren't you subtle?

I want you. I can't help it. You make me feel so amazing. I tried thinking about Santana blowing me.

How'd that go over?

I've never had my dick go soft from the thought of a blowjob. So then I thought about you on your knees and well, here I am.

Oh my. Well you aren't exactly helping my situation, dear. If I were to come over, what would I get out of it?

Baby I'd make you feel like you've never felt before.

That's saying much. Completely and totally inexperienced, remember?

Damn boy. Get imaginative. I'd start with a full body massage, making sure you're as hard as diamonds.

Tempting but I need a little bit more than that.

I'll start with your shoulders and move slowly down your back, kissing every inch of you, following my hands. When I'm done with your back, I'll start on your chest and move the same way, farther and farther south until you're begging for more.

I don't beg.

Oh you will.

Wanna bet?

Yeah. A lot. Get your ass over here.

Mmm baby you're so sexy right now. I want your hands all over my body. I want to feel your tongue on my cock. I need you.

I'll drag my fingers lightly down your dick and kiss you even deeper than I did earlier.

Can't I just have all of you? Why do you have to tease me so much?

Because babe, that's all part of the fun. You know you're loving this. Stop complaining or I'll stop.

Now that's just cruel.

When we finally break away, I'll drag my tongue down your chest to your throbbing cock and lick you from base to head.

Oh Noah, take all of me.

Just wait, Kurt. I will. But only if you come over tonight.

I'm already out the door.

I'm waiting.

I snapped my phone shut and laid back on my bed with a sigh. All that was left was for Kurt to get here.